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Film School Rejects: WTF: This Article Is Not About Transformers!

  • daviedave47 · 4 months ago
    Very nice!

    I agree with you about Megan Fox...she can't act her way out of a paper bag, and she's really not all that hot. I'd rate her a 6.5-7/10 (of course...this is just my own opinion, as I am aware of the multitude of others who will disagree with me).
  • Reebee7 · 4 months ago
    You'd ra.. wha-... 6.5... I...but... lips...she's.... gorgeo-....ass... legs... rack... eyes... beaut-....but... her... sexy... I... 7?...Then... Who... wait... 7?... But... so... hot... how... 6.5?...

    Seriously, 6.5 or 7? Who the hell gets a nine? How high are your standards? I think I'd faint if she just looked at me ... And you'd give her a 7?
  • daviedave47 · 4 months ago
    It's not that my standards are high, they're just...different...than some/most others.

    While I don't rate Ms. Fox very high, I DO rate women like Olivia Wilde (check out Maxim and you'll see...), Anne Hathaway, Cate Blanchet, Catherine Bell, Kate Beckinsale, Ashley Judd, and Rachel Weisz (to name a few) pretty high, and that isn't including the fact that most of these women I just mentioned can act, as well. Megan Fox has a trailer-trash-esque look to me that is off-putting. Given a choice, I'd much rather spend time with someone like Emily or Zooey Deschanel (who might not be 10's looks-wise, but who make up for it with personality and talent).

    As I stated earlier, this is just my opinion...and I can certainly find no fault in those who do find Ms. Fox to be a "10" (Bo Derek movie aside)...everyone's tastes are different.
  • b.rae · 4 months ago
    :) So funny!
  • Chris Alexis · 4 months ago
    I always like Kevin's WTF articles, but this one was hilarious!
    -Chris A.
  • djjeffhall · 4 months ago
    Great article Kevin.

    You never once mentioned that Farrar Fawcett (R.I.P.) is being resurrected as a Transfor.... Damn
  • Peter Donohue · 4 months ago
    Crap, I can’t even talk about the something political like the media hot button of race relations without my mudflaps skidding into a discussion of this week’s biggest movie.

    Hehehe I get it!
  • Davebaxter1989 · 4 months ago
    Are you trying to start a war with this film - like in Pearl Harbour, directed by Michael Bay who also directed Transfor......NOOOOooooooooo.....
  • Jay with Medical Lab Coats · 4 months ago
    That has got to be the most meaningful 5 minutes I have experienced today...LOL

    Good write-up and I would like to say that this made me look up what H in Jesus H. Christ name.
    H stands for his name mentioned in the Lord's Prayer.

    Our Father, which art in heaven,
    Harold be thy name.
  • trueman · 4 months ago
    I see thee movie i dont know it is good or not, the only thing i can say is that the people applauded whem the movie ends