DISQUS

Davebaxter1989 · 9 months ago

I hate to surely incite more rage but I am 90% sure that the extras on Wedding Crashers reveal that Isla had a stand in (hence no face AND boob). So not only will you not see them again, you never saw them at all lol

ANGRYBROOMSTICK · 9 months ago

as a woman, I think it's truly pathetic that actresses are always being pressured to take off their clothes in films, while men get the free rein. Fucking disgusting.

this article is probably supposed to be in good humor, but quite frankly, you're not funny. People like you are the reason that many people don't take actresses seriously, while male actors are well-respected and revered.

Fuck off.

Nevernude · 9 months ago

oooo stinging remarks Miss AngryBroomStick. I don't think K. Carr or most other males are asking female actresses to disrobe willingnilly...there are gazillions of nude photos out there that we can go see if we so chose, however the point here is if an actress choses to start her career by taking her top off at every given opportunity, yet once they become famous, they decide no more nudity then thats a bit...meh....
you either start off as a serious actress or at least, no nudity, and continue in that trend or you show some skin for as long as you can :p

p.s. who says guys dont do nude? ever seen some judd apatow movies?

Cole_Abaius · 9 months ago

I do nude scenes in almost all of my movies.

Kevin_Carr · 9 months ago

Last year was a banner year for junk on the screen - Forgetting Sarah Marshall... Sex and the City... Blindness... and How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. And it's been done plenty in the past with Wild Things and many a butt shot.

What's wrong with nudity when the part calls for it? Frankly, I think it's rediculous when an actress in a film just has mind-blowing sex with a guy but bundles up in the bed sheets (a la Vicky Cristina Barcelona) or has a scene where she literally flashes her breasts, but its awkwardly shot off screen (a la Bottle Shock).

That, to me, is disgusting.

Joshi · 9 months ago

While at the same time when a guy does get his man bits out on screen (Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Zach and Miri Make a Porno), it's for comedies sake and is neither titillating for man, or woman. There are only a few non-porn, dramatic films I've seen where you actually see a man's penis, so I guess that says something.

But the fact of the matter is, tit's sell, dicks don't (Tom Cruise not-withstanding) if Hollywood was fair it wouldn't be the industry it is now.

MrDeath · 9 months ago

Honestly, nudity of any kind in movies is not really not a big draw to me. Search boobs on the internet and bam, more nipples than you could ever want. What I'm trying to say is it doesn't really bother me if a movie star won't show her bust on screen again. Plus, depending who you watch the movie with, it can be kinda awkward.

By the way, Marisa Tomei looked great in The Wrestler! I'd also say she did in Before The Devil Knows Your Dead, but that also forced us to see more of Phillip Seymour Hoffman than necessary.

Kevin_Carr · 9 months ago

If you just want to see boobs, you can find them... but if you want to see Scarlett Johannson's boobs... well, that's a different story.

Julian Dean Shapiro · 9 months ago

Yeah, this article is kind of a bust.

MrDeath · 9 months ago

Pun INTENDED! BAM! Well, tit for tat.

TheManWithNoName · 9 months ago

I wonder how long we can milk this...

MrDeath · 9 months ago

Perhaps forever, until some boob comes along and ruins it.

RobertFure · 9 months ago

Keep me abreast of any new and hilarious comments, please.

Adam_Sweeney · 9 months ago

I'm trying to rack my brain. Hmm ... Okay, the streak continues.

Was this meant to be humorous? And I am asking that in sincerity, not as some sarcastic remark. A bit of clarity on the article might offer insight into how I should read it.

Julian Dean Shapiro · 9 months ago

I'm not sure that there's much to be said, other than an article was written... then it was posted. Its quality is nothing to get nippley about--there is no need for cold remarks. Well, perhaps there are.

Kevin_Carr · 9 months ago

I am entirely serious... and sarcastic at the same time.

I just like boobies, dude.

Adam_Sweeney · 9 months ago

I don't object to appreciating beauty. I just kind of think it is ridiculous to demand actresses appear nude when you deem them at their peak. Women like Marisa Tomei right now are probably more attractive than the majority of women we have dated. So why ask for more?

JMoney · 9 months ago

Ummm, what scene is Isla Fisher topless in Wedding Crashers? That's a body double dude

Ryan · 9 months ago

Yeah Isla Fisher had a double in "Crashers". She confirms it here: http://movies.about.com/od/theweddingcrashers/a/w...

I don't remember Julia Roberts being topless in "Pretty Woman" but maybe. IN the bathtub did a nipple pop out or something?

I'm surprised about Olga because she went nude for Maxim Ukraine when Bond came out. Here's the gorgeous shots
http://egotastic.com/entertainment/celebrities/ol...

Kevin_Carr · 9 months ago

I hear you all... Isla used a body double.

I think I died a bit inside.

At least those pics of Olga helped me feel better.

RobertFure · 9 months ago

As someone who marks "Lust" as a category in the Coroner's Report, you probably know how much I appreciate nudity and boobies. That said though, I do note when we dude nudity. Though I don't like it!

I get what Carr is saying though. Don't think of it in terms of nudity. Think of it in terms of "This is what made them famous" and now they're too good for it. It'd be like if Jamie Lee Curtis had a clause in her contract that said "no screaming." Some of these girls can't act all that well and got most of their work by being beautiful. It's kind of rude to the fans to say "Well, you made me millions by liking to look at me, now keep giving me money while I don't give you what you want."

I can see why some people would think that's sexist or derogatory, but there is a point here. Another example would be if someone from FSR ended up writing for like, The New Yorker and then refused to ever write an article for the web again that used the word fuck and boobies.

craig · 9 months ago

Couldn't agree more with you. I remember more females in movies because of their boobs than their roles. Another example is Tara Reid. Her career is over and she's a mess. But Body Shots, will always be a classic in my mind because of what she brings and that is boobs.

Diamante · 8 months ago

I though this article was ridiculous and chauvinist until I read this:

"I’m not asking everyone to be like Kate Winslet or Anne Heche who show their tits in everything from R-rated movies to cross-over commercials for The Backyardigans."

Well done.

tylerdurden1681 · 2 months ago

This is an interesting subject you have picked. I do wonder why some actresses choose to show some then not at all. You can't really play the "Won't be respected" card since Charliez Theron still wins Oscars while being nude.
I think it all depends on the roles and how the nudity has context within the story. There is a big difference between Kate Winslet in Titanic and the who ever they were girls from American Pie 2.
And unfortunately, there has been a rather big influx of male nudity in movies these days and they even sneak attack the viewers at times (I am looking at you "Forgetting Sarah Marshall"). It all comes down to female bodies are usually easier on the eyes then their male counterparts.