DISQUS

Film School Rejects: WTF: Don’t Trick Your Treats!

  • Davebaxter1989 · 1 year ago
    Worse than all of that is peanuts. I mean what the hell is that! Give me candy! Oh that and oranges, save that shit for fruit day not candy day! Man I have some unresolved issues from my youth...
  • David G · 1 year ago
    Amen. They act like were giving out Big Macs or somethin! It Is just a once a year thing. Do we cheat these kids out of a childhood we had? Hellellellell no!
  • JMoney · 1 year ago
    yeah the worst were those houses that gave out fruit. I'd rather they act like they aren't home then hand me a frickin apple.
  • Jeremy M · 1 year ago
    Yeah I never knew anyone who trusted the apples anyway. they always got tossed out.

    Did anyone else notice that candy is way smaller this year?
  • Davebaxter1989 · 1 year ago
    Yeah candy is tiny now!

    Man I feel like an old man and I'm only 19!
  • Josh Radde · 1 year ago
    I remember there was a couple on my block growing up that gave out cans of Pepsi. I f*cking loved them.
  • JMoney · 1 year ago
    oh yeah cans of pop were sweet. Did anyone of you have things called Mini-sips? little plastic pouches of juice? the houses that gave those out were the best
  • Davebaxter1989 · 1 year ago
    Here's a repressed memory this discussion has jogged. The best house when I was young was the one that had been busted for drugs like 5 times - as if they were trying to say 'we seem like we're worst in the neighborhood but come on children, CANDY!'.

    Either that or that was when I got hooked on crack, its tough to tell.
  • 790 · 1 year ago
    Lol David, that's why you feel old, its the crack.

    I remember one guy actually gave me rocks one Holloween. What a dick.
  • Cole Abaius · 1 year ago
    I remember a guy that made me smoke rocks with him one Halloween. He said the first hit was free because it was a holiday.

    Never did get addicted, though. Wonder what happened to that guy.
  • 790 · 1 year ago
    Cole that guys prob a state senator by now...
  • Wilhelm Scream · 1 year ago
    We used to have this guy around the corner who'd give out homemade fudge and homemade beef jerky. Some kid got caught by a bunch of us egging his car, and was promptly turned inside out. To this day, nurses have to constantly bathe him in saline so his intestines and other squishy bits don't get dried out.
  • ddog · 1 year ago
    ok yeah im mexican and live in a place where halloween is HUGE i so can't afford to give a roll of dimes to every kid that comes to my crib.....LOL

    1. that being said no one NOT wearing a costume should come to my house. NO COSTUME...NO CANDY

    2. everyone can afford a halloween bag. . dont come to my place with a walmart bag.

    3. if your over the age of 16 dont go trick or treating. your too old to mooch off my candy. as it is i had to buy em using layaway!!

    and fyi avoid any house whose entrance/front door is the basement.