DISQUS

Film School Rejects: Win the Magical Gift of Wisdom from The Love Guru!

  • Kevin Carr · 1 year ago
    Hmmmmm... I don't see where the "magic 8-ball" will give it's answer. Usually there's a little window.
  • Neil Miller · 1 year ago
    That's a secret, Kevin... People will just have to enter, win and receive their prize in order to
    find out...
  • Robert Wise · 1 year ago
    How do reality shows stay on tv?
  • D-Rock · 1 year ago
    Does that metal chastity belt chafe?
  • Christy Schultz · 1 year ago
    How does one become a love guru?
  • Susan · 1 year ago
    How can I stop asking Gurus questions?
  • Chris F. · 1 year ago
    How do people win free stuff?
  • Victoria Ross · 1 year ago
    Will I ever get married.
  • Robert B. · 1 year ago
    If I could ask Guru Pitka one question, it would be…
    “In a world full of manly motorcycle enthusiasts and horse riders, what is the true reason for assless chaps? Thank you and Miriska Hargitay, Guru Pitka.”
  • Jason R · 1 year ago
    In retrospect going to India to become a Guru was it a good or bad idea, what does your motorized rug run on, and where can I get one?
  • Danny B · 1 year ago
    What is Love ? Baby don't hurt me.
  • Gina Stratos · 1 year ago
    What's the point
  • Jennifer Barnett · 1 year ago
    I'd ask him what the secret to getting a man to put away his stuff is? Surely there is some romantic trick I could invoke.
  • Tim Miller · 1 year ago
    When can I retire?
  • Susan Smith · 1 year ago
    Will I ever win the lottery and be able to retire?
  • Janet F · 1 year ago
    Are you in love with someone?
  • David Neely · 1 year ago
    how do i talk to girls
  • daniel h · 1 year ago
    inny or outy??
    .....boxers , briefs, or chastity belt?
    what happens if you hit britney spears one more time ?
  • mverno · 1 year ago
    will i ever become rich in love?
  • Margaret Smith · 1 year ago
    Will I ever be able to retire in comfort?
  • Donna · 1 year ago
    I'm with Margaret. . . .maybe we'll have to join company with friends and buy a house for all of us, like the 3 ladies did in Toronto.
  • Nora Scott-Platt · 1 year ago
    I would ask to let me please get some much needed sleep. LOL
  • LInda Moeller · 1 year ago
    Will I hit the lottery?
    Will I win this contest????????
  • Tonya Keener · 1 year ago
    will I ever get to meet my daughter whom I gave up for adoption nearly 11 years ago
  • Cheryl Larimer · 1 year ago
    What are the winning lottery numbers?
  • Alexis Hernandez · 1 year ago
    hmm that guru looks interesting
  • Sheila F. · 1 year ago
    Does the Love Guru really get all the ladies?
  • Catherine copeland · 1 year ago
    i'd ask the love guru why love stinks
  • John S. · 1 year ago
    I would ask Guru Pitka if I could become a Guru too so that girls would like me.
  • K. Cleaver · 1 year ago
    Will my husband ever learn to put the toilet seat down?!
  • Denise Mower · 1 year ago
    Who cut your hair?
  • Larry Wheeler · 1 year ago
    How many licks to the center of a Tootsie Pop???????
  • Stephen Saunders · 1 year ago
    I'd ask why I'm so darn sexeh!
  • Megan B. · 1 year ago
    Do you believe that there is only one person for everyone? Because if thats true, what if you are in America and your soulmate was in Singapore or something? Because that would really suck.
  • Dorothy Davidson · 1 year ago
    Do you believe in soul mates?
  • David · 1 year ago
    Is it going to rain tomorrow?
  • Laura · 1 year ago
    What are the winning numbers for the lottery?
  • valley stream · 1 year ago
    how do i get Jessica Alba to convince me?
  • Linda Ellis · 1 year ago
    I would ask: "does this dress make me look fat?"
  • Vicky Boackle · 1 year ago
    how do tend to your facial mane?
  • Barbara Fox · 1 year ago
    Why can you never find your glasses when they are on your head?
  • Jason · 1 year ago
    How do you make women fall in love with you?
  • tim brown · 1 year ago
    Why Why Why
    THANK YOU GOD BLESS
  • Quenfis · 1 year ago
    What ever happened to the Pepsi challenge?

    Sub question: What ever happened to Like cola?
  • Danny Davis · 1 year ago
    Does the curtains match the drapes in length and in colour?
  • llinda29 · 1 year ago
    How many years will I be married?
  • Noelia Gutierrez · 1 year ago
    HOw can I get him to love me?
  • Debra Bashford · 1 year ago
    How will I know when I run out of invisible ink?
  • Sharon Jones · 1 year ago
    How do I mend my daughter's broken heart...the supposed love of her life just decided he was tired of having a girl friend...and just got rid of her like a piece of trash...UGH
  • Anthony Hedden · 1 year ago
    How do you become a love Guru?
  • Art B · 1 year ago
    Will my wife ever give up on vegetarianism!?
  • Jeanette Jackson · 1 year ago
    Is there intelligent life on Earth?
  • Harry Barbee · 1 year ago
    Will I ever get a house of our own
  • Terri D · 1 year ago
    Will I ever win the lottery?
  • william causey · 1 year ago
    will i win this eight ball
  • Carolyn Correira · 1 year ago
    Am I ever going to win PCH. Publishers Clearing House. ;-) Thanks. Funny I am going to see the movie tonight...I won advance screening in NY.
  • Janice Golden · 1 year ago
    is the lottery mine
  • Teresa W. · 1 year ago
    When will the war end?
  • Max · 1 year ago
    Will it ever stop snowing in Las Vegas?
  • Angie P. · 1 year ago
    Will American gas prices get back below $2.50 per gallon?
  • Bobbye F · 1 year ago
    Will a gallon of gas cost less than a pack of cigarettes forever?
  • supremejred · 1 year ago
    why do they call it taking a shit when you are really leaving a shit, funk that!
  • Dave L · 1 year ago
    My question for Guru Pitka - What happened to Mike Myers' career???
  • John · 1 year ago
    Is my son's girlfriend preggers?
  • Danielle · 1 year ago
    Will my life always suck?
  • berwyn100 · 1 year ago
    Who came first, the chicken or the egg?
  • Carla · 1 year ago
    How old will I be when I die?
  • Laurie · 1 year ago
    Will the Cubs ever win the Series?
  • Dave R · 1 year ago
    What are the right 6 numbers? Ok, your not psychic but I could buy a lot of love with the money!
  • CAROLYN · 1 year ago
    Will I get any this weekend?
  • Kim · 1 year ago
    My question for the guru: Why this movie? It doesn't bring on the love.
  • Joan Greaton · 1 year ago
    will I have a happy year?
  • Tony T · 1 year ago
    What can a Magic 8-ball do for me?
  • Pamela Hansen · 1 year ago
    will my bro ever find true love again
  • blueviolet · 1 year ago
    When will the rain stop pouring for us?
  • philip halter · 1 year ago
    great contest
  • Erica L · 1 year ago
    Will my sweetheart and I share a 20th wedding anniversary?
  • Ed Nemmers · 1 year ago
    Why Melanie Griffith?
  • Peggy Gorman · 1 year ago
    Do love Guru's look for love?
  • keith james · 1 year ago
    will the sand spur of happiness shed in my bvd's?
  • Michelle · 1 year ago
    Will I win this contest?
  • Danielle B. · 1 year ago
    If you could ask the Guru Pitka one question, what would it be?

    Do you know who is going to be the anti-christ?
  • Annemarie · 1 year ago
    Will I get a raise at work?
  • Kristen Hendricks · 1 year ago
    Who will win the World Series this year and over the next couple of years?
  • Jayme Isaacs · 1 year ago
    When Will I Get Married
  • L McLendon · 1 year ago
    Will your old friend ever be true?
  • Shakeia Rieux · 1 year ago
    will the raiders do good this year or any other year?if so will they make it to the superbowl?
  • Jeanine Price · 1 year ago
    What does it all mean??
  • Kathleen S. · 1 year ago
    Why do the commercials for your movie look so awful?
  • Geoff K · 1 year ago
    Will Mariska Hargitay experience a career boost from your film?
  • Jodie T · 1 year ago
    Will I ever win the lottery?
  • Nat Stevens · 1 year ago
    how long
  • Melanie Colbert · 1 year ago
    If love is like a butterfly, why am I surrounded by flys?
  • Danielle Formella · 1 year ago
    Where do we go from here?
  • Mary Cloud · 1 year ago
    Will we get any hurricanes this season - hope not
  • judy brittle · 1 year ago
    when will we have to stop paying taxes?
  • kathy pease · 1 year ago
    will i ever be out of debt :)
  • charlotte padgett · 1 year ago
    I just want a chance to win.
  • Sand · 1 year ago
    What is the secret to happiness?
  • Samantha Pruitt · 1 year ago
    what's the best position... i mean yoga position ;)
  • Marie Noguerole · 1 year ago
    You know that old saying "What goes around comes around? Wouldn't it make more sense if you already know its coming back around to get out if its way?
  • Geri · 1 year ago
    What is the meaning of life? (And if you answer Mariska Hargitay, I'll drop-kick you.)
  • Sylvia Porter · 1 year ago
    which member of the pussycat dolls do you think is the hottest?
  • Lily Kwan · 1 year ago
    What's the best way of getting rid of Rosie O'Donnell and Donald Trump?
  • Susanne Troop · 1 year ago
    Is love truly forever?
  • Suanne Giddings · 1 year ago
    If I could ask Guru Pitka one question, it would be…
    Will I always be able to afford a comfortable life?
    Thanks for a fun giveaway!
  • Burton Bathrick · 1 year ago
    how old are you
  • Jenny Ham · 1 year ago
    If this was your last day on earth just what would you do all day....
  • Daniel M · 1 year ago
    i drank what?
  • Buddy Garrett · 1 year ago
    Ginger or MaryAnn?
  • Timothy Sternberg · 1 year ago
    How do reality shows stay on tv?
  • kathleen yohanna · 1 year ago
    Will the world end in my lifetime?