DISQUS

Film School Rejects: Win Sexy Jesus Swag from Hamlet 2!

  • Aaron · 1 year ago
    cats 2: in heat
  • Thomas · 1 year ago
    A Street Car Named Desire 2: Blanche's Back. Alliteration is a great high school device and the possessive/contraction works on so many (wrong) levels.
  • apocalypse-yes · 1 year ago
    I would definitely make a sequel to Jesus Christ Superstar, it would be about Judas, I'd it would be called "It's a Dirty Job, but Someone's Gotta Do It."
  • uglier casanova · 1 year ago
    Romeo & Juliet 2: Zombie Love
  • Krystine · 1 year ago
    Chicago 2: Hot Honey Rent

    After the success of Roxie and Velma's show, the pair decide to live together in this hilarious new comedy. How will life change when they meet their new landlord, Mama Morton?
  • D-Rock · 1 year ago
    Fiddler on the Roof 2: Taking Back Home
  • 790 · 1 year ago
    Damm you all to hell with your blashpmey.

    Just kidding. The trailer for this film looked horrible. And that t-shirt wouldn't look good on me ether so I'm gonna have to say no.
  • Geoff K · 1 year ago
    "Oklahomo!" -- in which all the singing and dancing cowhands and farmers discover they can indeed be "friends," but alas cannot consummate their unions because of the new state's stringent anti-sodomy laws :)
  • Danny Davis · 1 year ago
    I would write a sequel to Evil Dead: The Musical. The first one was awesome and there are more then enough ideas from the film sequel to create another solid musical.
  • agordon10 · 1 year ago
    Les Miserables 2: Les Miserabler.
  • Debra Bashford · 1 year ago
    Little Shop of Horrors 2: The Seedlings
  • Sharon Jones · 1 year ago
    Hairspray--the next decade
  • Catherine KingChuparkoff · 1 year ago
    Les Miserables: Current times
  • Rob Van Brunt · 1 year ago
    A Few Good Men 2: A Few More Good Men

    Yes - it was a play first.
  • Darren Perleberg · 1 year ago
    A sequel to "Pandora's Box" is ready to be made. It could pick up with Lulu once again being unleashed, but this time in a summer camp setting.
  • david basile · 1 year ago
    spamalot head into the life of brian
  • Sarah · 1 year ago
    Shaun of the Dead 2: Ed is Dead.
  • Grant · 1 year ago
    High School Musical - The College Years: Sex Tapes, Dui's, and Valtrax
  • David · 1 year ago
    A sequel to 1776 called "From Revolutionaries to 'W' How George Bush Fucked Us All"
  • Jay Goz · 1 year ago
    Real Genius 2: Revenge of The Closet Guy
  • Breanna P. · 1 year ago
    Sweeney Todd 2: Revenge of the Meat Pies. Sweeney and his deceased friends get made into meat pies only to exact revenge upon all who eat them.
  • Mr.Death · 1 year ago
    Rent 2: Eviction! As the rest of his plucky New York friends die of AIDS, Roger must finally find a way to make ends meet. In the end, he is thrown out, the perfect segway into the finale to this epic trilogy, Rent 3: Homeless!

    Or H.M.S. Pinafore 2, with music by The Village People.
  • jffryclough · 1 year ago
    "damn yankees" the musical could be up-dated quite nicely i believe. maybe put manny ramirez in a part...
  • Chris F. · 1 year ago
    Romeo and Juliet vs. The Atomic Underlord pt. 1
  • LInda Moeller · 1 year ago
    "Damn Yankees" with Josh Hamilton.
  • christopher h · 1 year ago
    music man 2 - the wrath of khan
  • Megan Morgan · 1 year ago
    Romeo & Juliet: The Zombie Revenge
    Not allowed to love during their life, the undead lovers come back to strike revenge withing the Montague and Capulet families.
  • Robert Wise · 1 year ago
    West Side Story II - Maria's Revenge
  • Ken Robinson · 1 year ago
    Regurgitated: Spam-a-lot 2
  • Tyler Mann · 1 year ago
    The Nutcracker 2 : Busted Nuts
  • william causey · 1 year ago
    cloverfield 2
  • Peter David · 1 year ago
    I'd do a sequel to "Fiddler on the Roof" charting what happened to Tevye and his family.

    PAD
  • michael · 1 year ago
    Cats 2: When Fur Flies
  • Catherine copeland · 1 year ago
    ok how about mame? I mean how can you not love mame
  • Danielle · 1 year ago
    I t would have to be "Spring Awakening" It's about late-nineteenth century Germany, it concerns teenagers who are discovering the inner and outer tumult of sexuality.
  • Lisa Ledford · 1 year ago
    Sweeney Todd...bring Toby back as the new demon barber...he's been warped from the childhood trauma....
  • Rose Roberts · 1 year ago
    Sequel to Hair
  • adrion s · 1 year ago
    Lord of The Rings: Return of The King 2 - This one picks up where the other left off and is nothing but 4 more hours of endings with even more awkward moments of near hobbit-on-hobbit lovin'. (In IMAX 3D where available)
  • tomalhe · 1 year ago
    "Reservoir Dogs II: A Heist of a Different Color" While Quentin Tarantino's original masterpiece might have ended with the shooting of Mr. Pink, what the boys didn't know is that Joe Cabot's long lost twin brother Maurice (Christopher Walken) had a back up plan in case the jewelry store heist was a bust. A daring midnight raid at Disneyland is afoot, as America's (second) most ruthless gang searches the park for the legendary golden pencil with which Walt Disney wrote "Steamboat Willie." John C. Reilly (Mr Periwinkle), Will Ferrell (Mr. Green), Morgan Freeman (Mr. Ecru), Shia LaBeouf, (Mr. Tangerine), Joe Pesci (Mr. Indigo) and Daniel Stern (Mr. Aqua) are off on a madcap chase in which they can't trust themselves or the talking baby huskies guarding the park by night (Voices of Cuba Gooding Jr., Jason Lee, Stephen Baldwin, Ellen Page, and Sean Hayes). Featuring a "Killer" soundtrack with the music of The Cowsills, Hot Butter, Vicki Lawrence, Gary Glitter, the cast of "HIgh School Musical 3", The Jimmy Castor Bunch, and Terry Jacks, keep at least one of your mouse ears open at all times! Steven Wright returns as "the dj" as K-Billy's Super Sounds of the Seventies" continues.
  • Wade · 1 year ago
    Romeo and Juliet 2...
    Romeo and Juliet ends on a sad note with lots of death (just like Hamlet) so here what will go down The Friar Lawrence scarred with a dead Romeo and a dead Juliet approaches the Prince who outlawed the fighting and kills him then there an uproar and Juliet is revived with a reverse potion to a corrupt city and she kills all of her own family along with some of the Montague family haha
  • Marie N · 1 year ago
    The Taming of the Shrew II (The Biatch is Back!)
  • Patch · 1 year ago
    Citizen Kane 2: Rosebud's Revenge
  • Trace · 1 year ago
    Phantom of the Opera 2: The Mask - a cross-over between the classic production and the mid-90s comic, the infamous Phantom comes across a new mask that transforms him into a wacky being with superhuman abilities. Fueled by ire, and a need to sing to people in place of having regular dialogues, the Phantom returns to his theatre and begins to track down those who embarrassed him.
  • Jen · 1 year ago
    I too would pen a 1776 sequel but I'd make it a trilogy. 1876 and the subsequent 1976. All would reflect obvious changing times but how politics/agendas all stay remarkably the same..
  • angela memory · 1 year ago
    gone with the wind 2: frankly my dear, i still don't give a damn
  • Jim W. · 1 year ago
    Cats..this time neutered
  • josh · 1 year ago
    tomalhe should win this one, he's on a whole other level...meta. seriously! give him the swag!
  • Reggie D. · 1 year ago
    The Full Monty 2: Viva Las Viagras

    Will be showing in the Man(HAND)lay Bay Hotel and Casino.
  • Ken Robinson · 1 year ago
    Bye Bye Birdie 2: Birdie Hits Vegas
  • Ashley · 1 year ago
    Spring Awakening 2: Melchior's Journey Continues
  • Julie · 1 year ago
    Waiting for Godot 2: Still Waiting
  • Anthony Hedden · 1 year ago
    cloverfield 2
  • John Millheim · 1 year ago
    hmm, I guess Romeo and Juliet
  • blueviolet · 1 year ago
    They need to make Romeo and Juliet 2. Definitely. It could be hilarious.
  • Samantha Pruitt · 1 year ago
    possibly "Hair" like it would be updated to know so they would be protesting the Iraq war and they would just be plain stoners rather than hippies, might be interesting!
  • Juan · 1 year ago
    it would probably be " Phantom of The Opera 2.0 : how i got screwed over with my face and chrisitine"
  • Angela Palmer · 1 year ago
    Avenue Q 2: It sucks to be you!
  • Susanne Troop · 1 year ago
    Romeo and Juliet...life after death!
  • Frances Watson · 1 year ago
    The Taming of the Shrew II
  • Jayme Isaacs · 1 year ago
    Wicked 2
  • A. Ashley · 1 year ago
    I think I'd do a sequel to Purple Rain, although Prince is a boring prude now, so I'd have to write in a hot, slutty son to make the movie interesting.
    There's a lot of built in unintentional comedy in Prince's movies.

    I saw a screening of Hamlet 2 tonight and LOVED it.
    Steve Coogan makes the best suffering artist face and his caftans were hilarious.
    The musical part was awful in a wonderful , weird way.
    I loved the accident-prone Mexican girl.
    The movie was so demented and it was exactly my humor.
    I'll be the first in line when the DVD comes out.

    I'm keeping my fingers crossed that I'm one of the lucky winners because I want this swag as mementoes of a movie that really tickled me on a deep level and was so odd that I instantly fell in love with it.
  • Meredith Peters · 1 year ago
    Spamalot;The Sequel!!
  • kathy pease · 1 year ago
    grease and i would call it greasier
  • vanessa hunter · 1 year ago
    Julius Caesar 2: The revenge
  • CHERYL A FRANCISCO · 1 year ago
    Would've been Hellboy, but it's been done, so I gotta go with Phantom of the Opera . . . The Next Generation, Phantom & Christine's Love Child!!
    cherylfrancisco@hotmail.com
  • Benjamin Sandler · 1 year ago
    Rent: The eviction
  • amy delong · 1 year ago
    cats2...the last claw
  • Buddy Garrett · 1 year ago
    Cats
  • Lily Kwan · 1 year ago
    Rent