DISQUS

jonny · 1 year ago

Do we answer here ? OR do we email you the answer? It doesnt actually state how we answer in the rules.

SO here's my answer.

I would re enact 2 girls one cup for them...while they were puking and dry heaving... I would escape.

D-Rock · 1 year ago

I'd text someone for help, then throw the cell phone at one of their faces and then as they are disoriented I would grab the golf club and knock them out with it. Then go next door and call the cops, tell the neighbors, and wait outside with the golf club in hand.

Joseph · 1 year ago

I'd build a gun from the parts from the cell phone, MacGyver style.

Jason Reneau · 1 year ago

Text the neighbor to drive the boat into the house killing the two guys holding you hostage, and since the villain never dies the first time, as I am pulling out of the driveway if he comes running out of the house after me I run his ass over a few times just for good measure.

Wes · 1 year ago

I would text someone requesting that they bring over this DVD for the perps to watch. That ought to send them running!

Vikki C. · 1 year ago

LOL!! If we are talking about MY house here, I would have no need to escape. First I would LMFAO at their sheer stupidity at choosing my house and such a puny weapon. I would then blow their legs off at the kneecaps with my military issue shotgun, and then cheerfully take my time bludgeoning them to death with my authentic medieval double ball spiked mace. No need for phone or boat. Besides, where's the fun in running away? Banging 2 coconuts together and pretending you are riding a horse while you do it?

Tim A · 1 year ago

I would text a few friends to come over and watch me beat them with their own golf club. It would a fun time for all

web design company · 1 year ago

I would pull out my shotgun from under the couch that no one knew about, blow those mother fucker's heads off, make out with king kong's woman, and go to the neighbor's house.

Coray · 1 year ago

I think it would be time for me to live out my childhood dream of "Home Alone"

daniel herrera · 1 year ago

WELL IM MEXICAN SO ID IMPROVISE...WE CAN KICK SOME ASS WITH ANY THING REALLY...JUST GIVE ME SOME WD40 A WIRE HANGER AND BLACK ELECTRICAL TAPE AND I WILL GIVE YOU A TANK. NO WAY THOSE TWO PUNKS FROM FUNNY GAMES WOULD GET AWAY FROM ME

Ryan Rubin · 1 year ago

Pull out some green, and a fat bong, and offer them a nice rip. A much more entertaining activity :)

marleenandlouie · 1 year ago

If they have sharp wits, I would use my sales skills to talk them out of it because I feel I have even sharper wits. I would also like to know what the purpose of murdering me would be and then I'd run like hell!

Erica G · 1 year ago

I would call the police, text message my neighbor to pull their car up outside my house and run to the car as fast as I can.

mverno · 1 year ago

would like to have this

Al · 1 year ago

I have a boat, a cell phone that can send text messages and probably a car at my neighborâ€™s house at my disposal, but I really think it would be much more fun to teach them a lesson. They have a golf club and I have lots of power tools, my house is currently under construction so there are many pitfalls they don't know about either. This could be fun. Thanks for the contest!

kelvin hobson · 1 year ago

let me win!

agordon10 · 1 year ago

I'd call the murderer on his cell and tell him his tee time is ready.

supremejred · 1 year ago

I would text tony starks who would then come over and take care of it, actually a golf club?
i would catch the guy with a blindsided punch when he looked away.

christopher h · 1 year ago

i would text the police and they would save me. cause that's what governments do. that's why governments are great. thats why governments steal one third of my paycheck every time i get paid.

Jennifer Barnett · 1 year ago

I'd text my next door neighbor. He could then drive his car through the front window and rescue me.

Melissa Reeder · 1 year ago

I would kick him in the balls and run!

anonymous · 1 year ago

I would kill them with mind bullets.

Ken Robinson · 1 year ago

I would crawl into a corner, suck my thumb and murmur "Mommy, mommy".

Nora Scott-Platt · 1 year ago

I would use my cell phone

peter · 1 year ago

I can't believe I'm the first to suggest disguising myself as a golf ball. They'd have no choice but to snap hook me to safety.

Janet F · 1 year ago

I would hit the intruder over the head with the golf club and knock him out.

I would then text for help and run to the neighbors to get the car.

Megan B. · 1 year ago

If they have sharp wit, then they've won. I'm dumb as a box of rocks so they could probably outwit me while they kill me. Maybe. I've also got some super ninja kicks that could come in quite nicely (unless they take out my kneecaps with the golf club). Which they would probably do, because they are smart.

Christine · 1 year ago

I could always rely on my sharp reflexes or my killer dog who would lick them to death. Thanks you!

Danny Davis · 1 year ago

I would just go medieval on his ass and beat him to death with his own golf club while shouting witty phrases at him. I would then use his boat to get rid of the body.

Linda Ellis · 1 year ago

I would text my neighbor, who just happens to be Batman (the REAL Batman, not just some lame impostor). After Batman rescued me, we would take the boat out and go fishing. The end.

Keith Wright · 1 year ago

Hit their balls with the golf club then stab themm with my sharp with. I still cant figure out how to text, So I would take them out on the boat and tie them to the anchor and throw them over the side and watch to see which one can do the best impression of Leo from Titanic.

David · 1 year ago

I don't know how to text. I don't know how to use a boat. Guess I'd have to use the golf club or maybe the neighbors car.

Linda Pinto · 1 year ago

I'd escape out of a window, call the cops from the neighbor's house on the cell phone, beat them with the golf club if they came after me. I'd use the neighbor's car to drive to my boat and spend the day calming down and imagining the crooks in jail for many years.

Joan Greaton · 1 year ago

Well, if relying only on the intruder's wit & golf club:
I would send a text message to my neighbor, (who is also a cop), crawl out the second story bedroom window, with the porch roof overhang beneath. Shimmy my way down the porch post, and run like to wind to my neighbor the cop's house.
All the while, the burgler with the golf club would barely have made his way up the stairs.

Jacqueline Carpenter · 1 year ago

This is my kind of movie,I would love to have this one,I would watch it over and over,anything scary for me.Thank you.

judy brittle · 1 year ago

i would just take the anchor from the boat and they would be anchors away!!!!

Phillip Fry · 1 year ago

I would text my neighbor!

Erica C. · 1 year ago

I would amaze them by twirling the golf club and they would allow me to escape due to being impressed.

Gayle Morgan · 1 year ago

I would show them some new golf swings and hit them over the head with the club and run like the wind!

toebin_pogo · 1 year ago

I would scream, "FORE!," throw my cell phone at their heads and then challenge them to a game of wits (ala Princess Bride)

Janet · 1 year ago

i would text mcguiver:)

John · 1 year ago

I would wack the idiot in the head and walk out the front door, text my wife and tell her I am going on a fishing trip

Jenny Ham · 1 year ago

My wit would probably be sharper that would be my first defense. I would probably send a text to my full phone number list and 911. Can you text 911??? Does anyone know?? Anyway I would try that one. Then I would excuse myself to go to the restroom and go out the bathroom window since my bathroom window comes out two feet from the neighbors driveway I would take their car from there and sit back and watch the excitement. TOO EASY.. I really need this movie.

Art B · 1 year ago

It would be really hard for anyone to trap me in my house, which has eight DOORS to the outside, plus windows. They have a golf club? I have a full set in the bag and a few in various closets. I live in a golf community (and it so happens on a lake), so let me text a few neighbors to come over and we'll all club the guy unconscious and go golfing or fishing.

Jon · 1 year ago

I'd text the cops and escape using one of my home's many, many windows.

Laurie · 1 year ago

I'd whack the crap out of him with the golf club, text my neighbor to come get me, drop me off at my boat at the harbor, then I'm off to an undisclosed location out in the Caribbean!

keith james · 1 year ago

thank you

blueviolet · 1 year ago

I'd use my cell phone to cause those blinding rays from the sun to glint off the golf club and then I'd jump out the window, run to my neighbor's house and get help.

Gloria Dornin · 1 year ago

I would throw the cell phone at him and while he swung at it, I would run out and jump in my boat which is tied to dock, and take off to the Harbour police

Pamela Hansen · 1 year ago

ok I would text my friend next door to drive their car through the house and during the commotion I would run and jump into the boat on the lake and speed off

Jayme Isaacs · 1 year ago

I Would Drug Em And Use The Cell Phone And Text Message For Help And Use My Neighbors Car To Escape And Find The Police

Anne G · 1 year ago

Perfect escape - suicide. They'd never see that one coming.

philip halter · 1 year ago

pick me

Ed Nemmers · 1 year ago

I would beat them and win my freedom at miniature golf.

Samantha Pruitt · 1 year ago

kick him in the balls and call the cops while i'm running to my boat! that always works. and if there were 2 of them, i'd kick one in the balls, take his golf club then hit the other guy with it, then run to the boat!

L McLendon · 1 year ago

I would escape using their sharp wit against them and the use of their golf club too.

Bobv · 1 year ago

Why are these questions so tough, it's late and I'm tired. I'll try to figure it out tomorrow.

Kathleen S. · 1 year ago

I would just beat the crap out of them. I am one tough cookie!

A. Ashley · 1 year ago

I would text the killer. Then while he was checking his cell-phone, I'd jump out the window and steal the neighbor's car. As I was driving away, I would honk at the killer and give him the finger.

Kristen Hendricks · 1 year ago

I would text someone to come over and help me out. The person who I ask for help would come over with some sort of weapon so he/she could sneak up on the killer and knock him out for a while. That's when I would escape.

Michelle Simons · 1 year ago

Throw the cell at em and run em over

Ronni · 1 year ago

I would bake him cookies. I make killer cookies and then he would let me go!

Kelly · 1 year ago

I would try to talk to him to get his defenses down and then hit him in the package with the golf club and run to the neighbors car. In the mean time I would be texting for help.

Geoff K · 1 year ago

(**Spoilers ahead for anyone who hasn't seen this movie yet!) Knowing that the killers would rewind time if I bashed one of them with the club, I'd use my sharp wit to convince them to play a round of golf with my life as the stakes. When they agree, I'll stealthily text my neighbor to put a gun and a knife under the front seat. I suggest to the killers that we take my neighbor's sweet ride to the country club, knowing that they'll stow me in the back seat (sharp wit again). Even if they tie up my hands, I'll have a way to cut myself free and then blast both of them away before they find the remote control.

sarah Woods · 1 year ago

Fly through walls, windows any fixture, blockade and ascend into the heavens; or the ground; to be continued.

Sylvia Porter · 1 year ago

while the other guys in the bathroom i would distract the bad guy with the cool features on my phone, and then grab his golf club and beat him with it and then call for help then beat the other guy with the golf club

James Phillips · 1 year ago

Do we really have to escape? Ok, I'll play, I would knock the crap out of him with my gold club, text my friend to come help me dispose of his body in the lake using my boat. So i would just beat him to it, serves him right.

Jim W. · 1 year ago

I'd throw a big handful of golf balls on the floor. They'd be so busy trying to hit them all I'd slip out the door.

kathy pease · 1 year ago

first off i would grab the golf club beat em over the head..shove the cell phone where the sun dont shine...hook the boat up to the neighbors car and drive to the nearest lake and dump em..lol that was fun..god im a psycho ;)

kathleen yohanna · 1 year ago

I would text them. While they were reading their text, I would grab their golf club. Then hit them over the head, hide in the boat and when it is safe drive away in my neighbors car.

israel y · 1 year ago

i would call the cops and play the waiting game, thanks for the giveaway!

Susanne Troop · 1 year ago

I would challenge him to a game of wit and when I won...I would just walk away!

Jacqueline Carpenter · 1 year ago

I would text message the neighbor and tell her to bring truck now and I will run out after I throw the cell phone at them and take the golf club and hit them over the head and hook the boat to the truck and put the criminals in and drive them to the police station.

Michelle Moorman · 1 year ago

I grab the golf club from him and throw is on the ground, run around the house once until we ran past the golf club again and he stepped on it and it came up and hit him in the face and knocked him out Tom & Jerry style.

Timothy Sternberg · 1 year ago

Iâ€™d text someone for help

Sand · 1 year ago

I'd pelt them with golf balls and escape!

donnak4 · 1 year ago

I would hit him in the private area with the golf club and run to the neighbors.

Buddy Garrett · 1 year ago

I would use the phone to call Rosie O'Donnel and tell her the presisent of the NRA was at my house looking for her.

Lily Kwan · 1 year ago

I would grab the golf club and swing it to hypnotize them. Then I would whack them
on the head and use the cell phone to call the police.

Daniel · 1 year ago

I would pull out my shotgun from under the couch that no one knew about, blow those mother fucker's heads off, make out with king kong's woman, and go to the neighbor's house.

Henry Lee · 1 year ago

Ask if they would like a beer then call the cops with a terror threat all hell would break loose and i could sneak away.

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