DISQUS

Bill Brasky · 1 year ago

I will be drunk and try to drive away, but I will be hit my another drunk person. I will then have a severe hand injury, and almost delay the most anticipated film of 2009. Luckily, the genius Robert Orci will write in my hand injury and I will fight a CGI devestator decepticon with a chainsaw attachment in one hand and a boomstick in the other. I will tell Megan Fox to, "give me some sugar baby", and then I will save all the customers of S-Mart from the risen Galvitron (Megatron) with the help of Bruce Campbell's chin.

Homero · 1 year ago

I tell her she has the sexiest voice I've ever heard and try to have phone sex with her. If she doesn't go with it I'll do it anyways and when I'm done, I'll let her know that she can't call it phone sex because she called me...


Coincidentally enough, I did a bit about this in my set last night...

Nate · 1 year ago

I would tell her my battery was dying, tell her I'd have to call her back, and call her from my home phone. Then I'd tell her that my charger isn't working and if she could loan me $50 to get one and if she could use her satellite powers to find the nearest store that was also close to a McDonalds because I'm really in the mood for some Chicken McNuggets and ask her if she wanted anything.

If she hadn't hung up by then I'd go along with her plan, making sure to put the phone next to the urinal every time I would pee so that she would hear it...

corey · 1 year ago

I will respond by asking, "it depends on where you take me out to, i am not a cheap date and the whole 'voice modulation' thing is not helping your chances little lady."

Jean Vehanen · 1 year ago

I would tell her "You're breaking up. Can you hear me now???"

Elaine R · 1 year ago

After my initial scream probably I would think it was my sister or a friend playing a joke. The caller would get so annoyed by this ,say Sorry Wrong Number and hangup!

agordon10 · 1 year ago

check my medication

mverno · 1 year ago

i'm a secret agent no question

Ryan O'Brien · 1 year ago

I play along. Nobody plays along in these problems. Saying "I'm not the guy" could get me
or a family member killed. I still don't have a good chance of surviving but going along with
the plan I stand a better chance. In the meantime I look for a way to one up this woman's
plot for me in an attempt to save lives

Seth · 1 year ago

Well, it depended on what I had to do. I'm too stubborn to run around like a chicken with my head cut off. I want precise instructions, and make the deadlines reasonable, right? Don't give me an hour to run from one side of the city to the other on foot while looking for some specific contact with jeans, a blue shirt, and sunglasses. Make it at least two hours, three if its somewhere like Dallas. Additionally, I'd swing things for me. If I'm going after sensitive information, I'm making at least four copies and stashing them with different friends or family members, you know? Lastly, I'd ask for insane money and guns to get the mission accomplished. Something like at least $2000 to $5000, complete with a van, two shotguns, two regular rifles, a sniper rifle, two .45 revolvers, and two Desert Eagles, .50 caliber because if this is a deadly scheme, I'm killing someone and you must have the right tools for the job. You wouldn't till your garden with a cordless dremel, right? So, uh yeah, I'd make it so miserable on her that she'd either kill me or leave me be. I'm lazy. Don't call me unless it's an absolute emergency regarding me, family or friends.

Sam · 1 year ago

this is, of course, assuming i'd answer the phone. if i don't know the number, why am I going to answer? I have voice mail for a reason. If she left that message, I would assume it was a joke, laugh and either get shot in the face or not have anything happen.

LO · 1 year ago

What she says!

Danny · 1 year ago

Live out my childhood dream and do my best "Bond".

Dan M · 1 year ago

scream in a high-pitched voice

Chance · 1 year ago

go ninja on them... enough said

Becky Mize · 1 year ago

Well lets put it this way if she says jump i jump

Stacy · 1 year ago

Obey orders.

L. M. · 1 year ago

Grow some post-pubescent peach fuzz, engage in snarky dialogue, question the authority of Billy Bob Thorton, possibly drive into one car flipping my car over to shot a mob boss through his sunroof while apologizing (whoops wrong-woman-coerces-kid to-kill-things-movie)

Harold · 1 year ago

Follow the directions? Easiest job ever. Eventually, I'd probably figure my way around things but hey it's MY ass before anyone else's.

Brian · 1 year ago

i probably wouldnt anwer the phone, if I didnt recognize the number. if i did, i would probably hang up on her.

Amy Tucker · 1 year ago

Call display, no way no answer!

fauxaccent · 1 year ago

Well, first of all, I don't have a cellphone :/ But if I did, I probably wouldn't answer because I don't know the number. But if I accidentally did, I'd think it's a joke and never answer from that number again until something weird started happening like people starting to know my name because other cellphones start to ring. Then I guess I'd have to follow and see what happens

sk8 · 1 year ago

well, i don't have a cellphone so it'd be hard to say

J Kane · 1 year ago

First of all, I would have never answered if I did not know the number but if I did, I would have told to f*** herself!

Michelle Sewlall · 1 year ago

I'll do what she askes me to do or obey to what she askes me to do!

Martin · 1 year ago

As is usual with about 95% of the calls I get I would say "Sorry, I think you have
the wrong number" and hang up.

Jen Maldonado · 1 year ago

I would stare at no significant object on the wall for about ten seconds before asking her to repeat what she just said. Then I would take out a paper pad and write a note detailing everything she just said and an explanation from me, and make it out to my mother so she doesn't worry. I would sign it with my own blood of course. Then chances are i would do what she says, just to go with it. On my way out though i would probably sneak a glance at the ingredients of my current medication.

Dharma Bum · 1 year ago

7 Days. *click*

DARLA KIDDER · 1 year ago

I would tell her to f*** off .

Sharon Jones · 1 year ago

hang up

david basile · 1 year ago

ask her for the code word for that day

Jennifer Doggett · 1 year ago

I would laugh and ask if one of my friends was trying to play a trick on me and then I would probably hang up! If she called back I would say the same thing, and then id probably threaten her and tell her to stop calling! And then if she kept calling i just wouldnt answer her calls!

Jennifer Doggett · 1 year ago

But if it was shia on the other end, I'd do anything for him!!

Micah Ingram · 1 year ago

First, I'd calmly explain to her that I'm not a secret agent and she's got the wrong person. If she says she knows and says she meant to call me, I'd ask her for proof that she sees me and is able to kill me, without bringing me or any loved ones to any kind of harm. Third, once she'd proceed to prove to me she does have access to my life, I'd follow orders in whatever she'd ask me to do.

Debra Clay · 1 year ago

Well if I did not reconize the phone number I would not answer. If she kept calling then I would answer. After hearing what she had to say, I would listen but ask her to prove it, because if I did not feel threatened in any other way but on the phone then I would just not answer it again. If I was shot at or told certain things about my family that they could not know unless they were there, then I would do exactly what was said but secretly look for help in any way I could find it. Like pandora's box there is always hope.

Aleric · 1 year ago

First I would check my Kimber Pro Carry II and cock the hammer then replace it in my concealed holster. Reach over and grab two extra mags out of my glove box and slide them into my pocket. Scan around me to make sure I had a clear line of fire then I would tel her, " Bring it on".

Christy Schultz · 1 year ago

Act like I am going along with her, but all the while trying to get word to the proper authorities.

kelvin hobson · 1 year ago

I would say you have made a mistake,but let me win the contest!

Jason Fiske · 1 year ago

I would obey her command. Man, it would be the trhill of my life. Always wanted to be Agent 007. probably couldn't pass the cia test, so man, it would be great to find out I have been activated. Oh, and I hope she would be a fantastic looking handler. that would even be better.

Darren Perleberg · 1 year ago

Continue to talk to her, get to know her a little. Then ask her on a date, see where things go from there.

Trace · 1 year ago

I'd probably ask about pay and the benefits package first, paid sick leave, all that jazz. Then I'd personally request shimmying upside down into a room with eighteen thousand different types of sensors to retrieve a NOC list and hear a big black man say 'toast' a few dozen times.

Geoff Muller · 1 year ago

I would wait until she proved that she wasn't joking. Then I would do everything she
says; that would be one hell of a ride.

April · 1 year ago

I'd think it was some friends or enemies of mine trying to make me make a fool out of myself so I'd say, "f#*! you be-yotch!" and hang up the phone.

Daniel Vasquez · 1 year ago

I would respond with a question within a question and say things that would confuse and annoy her. Or Maybe I would say: "No. YOU have been activated and
YOU have to obey my orders!." And we would go back and fourth with it Like Deuce Bigalow male gigolo "No. You pay me 500 dollars!.... NO: You pay me 10 dollars!!!!!!

eric · 1 year ago

Feel very confused for a while and then listen to what she says!

Danny B · 1 year ago

I'd ask if this was my friend Anne messin with me, ask if I could call her back around
dinner time.

Amanda · 1 year ago

Of course, I'm wonder woman

Jennie · 1 year ago

I would laugh and hang up the phone. lol. I have lots of friends who would prank me like that (no ideas guys!!), so I would just assume it was one of them. Now if she called back, I'd run and hide in a dark room. haha.

Linda · 1 year ago

Well, that depends. Is Shia going to be involved? LOL

But seriously! I don't know what I'd do. It would all depend on what I'd have to do. If it involved harming another human being, no can do. I'd rather have my brains blown out.

Manny · 1 year ago

Tell her my favorite scary movie.

Evelyn · 1 year ago

I'm in

Julianne · 1 year ago

I would comply because my life needs some action.

Evan Morris · 1 year ago

Hide in the nearest refrigerator.

Sarah · 1 year ago

I would say: "Seriously? Who the heck do you think you are? some bad girl from the streets? Well, not that i'm from the streets, persay, I'm actually from Wisconsin, and I had a decent childhood. I mean my mother was a teacher, my dad was a factory worker. We had a dog, Alex. I liked the TV show 'Family Ties', Mr. Alex P Keaton was my favorite, so I named my dog after him. Ohhh Michael J. Fox, such a great actor. I mean how could you not love any 'Back to the Future' series? They had a dog in those movies too, Enstein I believe. another great dog name. Although you can't go wrong with a Lassie, maybe that's a bit girly though. Even though she was a girl. Poor thing always getting into horrible situations, or at least Timmy would. Stupid Timmy. And well, I guess that's where I'm at right now. In a horrible situation, so well, since I don't really want to start a fight, what can I do to help you out to avoid getting killed?"

R&B · 1 year ago

i would do az im tol because we see that if you dont go by the rules, she can put you in a scary situation quicker than you think to scare you and then you might have a second thought and do as you're told! i wuold totally do what she says...as long as it isnt something i know ill go to jail for! but in the movie their doing thingsand get into trouble! if my life on the line of course im going to do what she tells me...playing by the rules is better then having you're life in danger because you cant takt directions in this kind of situation!

Rebeca · 1 year ago

If an unknown woman calls me and tells me that...I will just run and pray to God that I am running with someone as hot as SHIA!!!!! :)

Linda · 1 year ago

Tell her she has the wrong number and hang up!

Robyn · 1 year ago

I would have to go along with what she was telling me to do. Obviously following her directions is the only way to remain alive in a situation like this and I would do what was asked. However, at least in a situation like this, it keeps you on your toes and ads a little adventure in your daily routines. After dealing with this though, I think I would be a little suspicious of technology and what we are really getting ourselves into when new pieces of technology are invented.

Larkin · 1 year ago

....you have reached a non-working number. please hang up and try again!

Kayla · 1 year ago

I would listen to everything she says..it would make my life interesting so why not!

Halie · 1 year ago

Whats my task?

Hilary S · 1 year ago

If I got a call from a woman telling me that she was going to kill me if I didn't do what she said and that I was a secret agent I would probably scream initially. It would be pretty terrifying to have someone that you don't know, know your every move. She could probably see everything that I was doing, know every email I sent, knew all the people that I talk to. It would be very scary, but initially I would probably do whatever she said because I wouldn't want to risk the lives of my friends and family.

Vicky Boackle · 1 year ago

tell her she is nuts.

Romy Chinich · 1 year ago

hit me! where do i start? =)

Tara · 1 year ago

I'd do what she asked. Hell, if I got to run around with Shia Labeouf she wouldn't have to threaten me.

Linda · 1 year ago

I'm sorry i don't understand.Goodnight

Mia · 1 year ago

At first I would refuse, and then after she demonstrated to me what happens if you don't comply, I would go with it until I could find a way to outwit her and save the world. Yay!

Inna · 1 year ago

Follow her rules..

Raphi · 1 year ago

I would listen at first, all the while plotting how to get away and figure out what she is trying to do. I would escape at an opportune time.

Ken Robinson · 1 year ago

I'd say "Can you hear me now. I should have got Sprint". Then run.

Kerry · 1 year ago

Make sure I have seen Eagle Eye first and then do whatever Shia did. He has survived giant robots, Cate Blanchett AND the suburbs, he's bound to have a trick or two.

Kayce C · 1 year ago

Pretend I don't see her.

djp · 1 year ago

heard about this and i'd like to view it

Eva · 1 year ago

obey her orders ?

Lanee · 1 year ago

I'd tell her I dont want to do it at first, and question her about it. I'll eventually do it since she sounds so demanding and intimidating.

Tabitha · 1 year ago

I'd hang up and giggle.

Laura · 1 year ago

I would tell her I've been waiting for her call, what took her so long?

Jeff Donahue · 1 year ago

obey all direct orders!

Deb · 1 year ago

I would say "You have the wrong number."

Carol Asbury · 1 year ago

Is that you Tony? That's not funny. Good Night.

T · 1 year ago

I would say that im not the right person. if that doesn't work, i would probably play along and find out whats going on. Once i found out what is going on, i would take matters into my own hands.

Phillip · 1 year ago

I would think it's a prank caller and hang up.

AK · 1 year ago

Tell her she had the wrong number and hang up. If she called back, I wouldn't answer and let it go to voicemail.

Michelle L. · 1 year ago

Tell the caller that I don't understand and I don't speak English, then, hang up. I'll make sure I throw in a foreign accent.

Delmy C. · 1 year ago

I would tell her I am running low on minutes, that is she could just send me a clear text. And that she better understand the following:

I am really bad at directions, I don't do North, South, etc. -- if you claim you can see me, you better do left, right, etc. and let me know things that I should see along the way, like "if you have passed the Denny's you have gone too far"

My memory isn't that great -- so you can forget about telling me some random address to go to, I will most likely end up at the wrong place.

I don't do timed deadlines -- from papers to parties -- I am usually, if not always LATE, so get used to it. Annnnd I don't have a watch, I go by my cellphone, and considering I am hearing you yap about "disobeying" "surviving" and all that -- I probably won't be able to check it to see the time.

And after letting her know what SHE is getting into, I don't know if she'd stay on the line for long, I know I wouldn't since my minutes would probably be gone by the end of my conversation or I have somehow disconnected the call or my reception is down to one bar....because I have Cingular, so I can count on all of the above.

Terri Dell · 1 year ago

It would be fun to be a secret agent, i'd find out what i needed to do for her

Dave · 1 year ago

Hang up like I always do.

Dani · 1 year ago

I would probably laugh and hang up so note to all those entities that
would like to use me to make a point or bring the government down - I
am useless. Better off picking someone else!

Victor V. · 1 year ago

I never answer "private" or phone numbers I do not know on my cell phone.

HeatherB · 1 year ago

If I had any thought in my mind that this lady wasnt serious I wouldnt do a thing. But assuming I believe this I would be pretty scared but try my best to get through it. I would try my best to keep it to myself because others lives would probably be in danger and I would not be able to risk that. I might die anyways like the bad guys usually do in movies but hey at least I tried.

keith james · 1 year ago

thank her for thinking of me

Aditi · 1 year ago

I'd listen to her knowing if i don't listen my life would definitely end. and if i do listen i at least have a chance of staying alive.

israel y · 1 year ago

i would obey!

Theresa Shafer · 1 year ago

Laugh. Boy, do you have the wrong person. Secret - ha, you so not know me. I can not figure out a thing. Please explain. And this confusion would continue until she gave up and realized she had the wrong person.

Secret agent - maybe for Halloween.

Virgie · 1 year ago

"Hello?...hello?....we must have a bad connection"....click!

ivonia class · 1 year ago

I'd tell him he has the wrong number and hang up.

Anthony Hedden · 1 year ago

Do what she says

Pamela · 1 year ago

Umm, well, having seen the movie, I would definately have to play the card that she is telling me the truth and I would do what I was told. I mean, it's not every day that one would get a call like that, right?

Kerry hayes · 1 year ago

I would do anything she asked me to do.

Annie G · 1 year ago

Probably kill myself first. I'd rather die under my terms.

Peconi · 1 year ago

your kinda screwed if you do - and screwed if you dont.

the question would be - which side do you believe.

id probally go with it - id love to have someone tell me im now a secret agent...

then again - there are a lot of wackos in the city.. would be the best damn prank call ever...

Sarah · 1 year ago

I'd say..

The road goes on and the party never ends.

and then I would hang up.

Ardy22 · 1 year ago

i would ask how much am i being paid!

John · 1 year ago

Tell her to come on, Bring it!

blueviolet · 1 year ago

Well, normally I would hang up but since I just saw the movie (and loved it!) I'm afraid I would have to listen.

Betty C · 1 year ago

I would reply in the new language I just invented and wait for her response.

Kathy Conley · 1 year ago

Hide!

Halie · 1 year ago

What do I have to do?

Halie · 1 year ago

Whatchoo talkin bout Willis?

Angel · 1 year ago

Ha ha, good thing I don't even have a cell phone!

Lauri · 1 year ago

Track her down from the caller ID and beat her with my cell phone! :)

Alecia Gibson · 1 year ago

She wouldn't have to take me out because I would have a heart attack and die. I don't handle stress very well.

Abby · 1 year ago

I'd probably think I was being Punkd at first and ask to meet Ashton, then once I found out it was real I'd flip out and listen to her.

Jay French · 1 year ago

I'd tell my sister to quit playing with the phone.

Rose Roberts · 1 year ago

i would do what she said

Samantha Pruitt · 1 year ago

i'd totally listen, you know you're going to have fun!

David J · 1 year ago

I'd listen to what she has to say.

kathy pease · 1 year ago

ID TELL HER TO GO F HERSELF ;)~~

Dave R · 1 year ago

Wait for some kind of proof.

kathleen yohanna · 1 year ago

I would follow directions until I almost get killed and then I would wake up. Thanks for the contest.

Talitha Lee · 1 year ago

I would follow orders while trying to figure out exactly who it was so I could go kick her a$$!

Suanne Giddings · 1 year ago

I would let out a great big old belly laugh. Anybody that knows me would know that I am too old and out of shape to be used for anything but a doormat.
Thanks so much for this giveaway.

Peggy Gorman · 1 year ago

First and foremost ,I would ask her how much am I going to get paid

Pamela White · 1 year ago

I would tell her she had the wrong phine number.

Buddy Garrett · 1 year ago

I would tell her Bond-James Bond's the name. Bond. You know the rest. I solve her problem, love her and leave her.

Kathleen S. · 1 year ago

I'd play along, why not, I'm bored.

donnak4 · 1 year ago

Tell them "wrong number" and hang up.

Debbie H. · 1 year ago

I would go get some help, thinking I have lost my mind.

Danielle B. · 1 year ago

I would put my hand up in the air and show them my middle finger, and tell them to sit and spin and enjoy it because that's all your getting.

Julian · 1 year ago

Probably crap my pants, then pass out.

Ribeka Kim · 1 year ago

OBEY

NICHOLAS NIEVES · 11 months ago

I WOULD SAY "NO SPEAKIE NO ENGLISH"