DISQUS

Film School Rejects: Win Devious Prizes from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia!

  • Damon · 1 year ago
    I would love to see the gang try to break into the film business. The gang is always up for something that will make them rich and famous...and rich. And they're stupid enough to think they could make a profitable movie on their own. Frank would of course be the director and producer. Dennis would star due to his good looks and those pecs he's so proud of. Dee would be pissed she isn't the star since she once wanted to be an actress and the gang considers Dennis to be better looking than she. Charlie would continue to do "Charlie work" in the grip/electric department. Someone will get hurt due to his incompetence. Mac...he would most likely have written the script and would co-star. He would feel passionately about his script, but Frank would change everything because that's "what producers/directors do." For example, Frank is influenced by Brokeback Mountain's Oscar nominations and makes Dennis and Mac's characters gay. This is right along the lines of Tropic Thunder's commentary, but I think there is more to say about Hollywood, and the It's Always Sunny Guys are just the right people to say it.
  • HempKnight757 · 1 year ago
    Damon you most be a bored ass dude.
  • D-Rock · 1 year ago
    Prostitution, and by prostitution, I mean Charlie becomes a gigolo.
  • Peter · 1 year ago
    I would like to see an episode where one of the guys gets arrested for a crime (robbery, murder or anything really) I just think an episode where their in court would be really funny even better would be having one of the gang impersonating a lawyer.
  • huffmaster · 1 year ago
    I think the gang should parody television and try to write their own sitcom.
  • George · 1 year ago
    They should take on global warming and office etiquette.
  • Jay Goz · 1 year ago
    They should take on high gas prices, by helping a friend that huffs gas quit huffing. Then they should run for city council after they loss their liquor license.
  • Tracey Byram · 1 year ago
    Take on obsessive compulsive disorder. That ought to be a hoot.
  • deftony · 1 year ago
    @D-Rock - prostitution was covered in "the gang gets whacked", but it was Dennis that became the gigolo, with Frank as his pimp.
  • Luke · 1 year ago
    I think they should cover marijuana, they have covered uppers a few times but to my knowledge have never gone into pot.
  • Steve · 1 year ago
    I would like to see the gang take on outsourcing. They could be outraged by a news story on outsourcing and decide to bring jobs to America. This would entail opening a sweat shop in the basement. Charlie would be the first hire.
  • Ronnie · 1 year ago
    Charlie finally gets laid... and gonorrhea.
  • Grant · 1 year ago
    Get rich quick scheme of creating the next big celebrity religion...

    NOW THAT would be hilarious...
    Dan D. Vito = El Ron Hubbard?
  • Derek · 1 year ago
    Cannibalism- The Gang Eats Charlie.

    or cults.
  • Ralph Siegel · 1 year ago
    Have the group do a Seinfeld parody. It'll either suck or be hilarious!!
  • Glen · 1 year ago
    I think hypnosis could be a good one. I can see Dennis becoming a hypnotist with Charlie as his 'in the crowd plant' to try to get people to believe that he is the real deal so they can cash in.
    Also, maybe they could do a creationism vs evolution episode.
    Or maybe an episode where Dee becomes a Life Coach or something.
  • Darren Perleberg · 1 year ago
    high school pregnancy pacts, female vice presidents & changing your name to Ocho Cinco.
  • Nick · 1 year ago
    The gang takes on gay marriage. In order to get a inheritance Mac and Charlie pretend they are a gay couple to gain the money from Charlies gay uncle.
  • Vincent Colombo · 1 year ago
    How about an episode where someone gets involved in the S&M scene? "The Gang Gets Kinky"? Sweet Dee as a dominatrix and Charlie in leather chaps? :)
  • Homero · 1 year ago
    They should take on:
    Suicide Clubs: A whole episode where they're all pretending to kill themselves, and convincing each other that they really did it, although no one ever does it...also, because they always want to top one another, they'll be forced to create the craziest death possible.

    Internet Commentating: This basically shows them from being casual internet users to rage-filled violent "E-Bullies" both on the Internet and in real life.

    Texting: You see it done horrible in Disney movies, but this show could actually pull it off. Have them become addicted to texting and make someone (Dennis) a complete social recluse, always lying about what he's doing, only leaving his house to get girls' numbers so he can text them.
  • Dr. Ballon · 1 year ago
    Frank gets sick, and Charlie tries desperately to find a cure (a la House), while Dennis and Dee try and get Frank to change his will to give them everything. Once he does, they try and stop Charlie from saving Frank, but Mac ends up inadvertently saving him anyway.
  • Gena · 1 year ago
    Illegal Immigration. They sneak in Canadians.
  • Conor · 1 year ago
    Gay Marriage-Charlie and Mac pretend to be a gay couple in order to get health care because their jobs at the Paddy's do not include health care

    Bird Flu-Continuing the rivalry with the North Koreans, to attract more customers that are being stolen by the North Koreans bar the gang spreads the rumor that they have bird flu

    Self Help Books-Charlie begins reading crazy self help books in order to better himself in the eyes of the Waitress, but in the end he ends up screwing himself even more

    Dieting-Dennis makes fun of Dee for being over weight and she goes on the Cabbage Soup diet to "cleanse" her stomach, instead making her incredibly sick

    Vampire cults-Charlie cuts himself and realizes that he likes the taste of his own blood and joins a local vampire cult whose members are attracted to Dennis and want his blood, which makes Mac jealous
  • John E · 1 year ago
    I would love to see them settle the debate which has divided Philadelphians for years! Who has a better Cheese Steak......Pat's or Geno's? I for one, am a Pat's man.

    Let the mudslinging begin!
  • Landon Johnson · 1 year ago
    i think a syphilis outbreak would be good.
  • brodiemash · 1 year ago
    underage dating...

    The Gang gets Chris Hansen'ed
  • Sami Al-Qaisi · 1 year ago
    I would like to see the gang try to be lumberjacks. I could picture Charlie just trying to convince everyone it would be such a good idea.
  • Jonathan Mince · 1 year ago
    Probably one of the greatest shows on TV today. Or better yet, EVER!. This show restores
    my faith in creative, original programming that I can only hope will one day (hopefully
    soon) wipe reality TV off the planet.
  • quilty · 1 year ago
    i'd love to see them tackle politics more... that and anything internet-related.
  • Matthias Galvin · 1 year ago
    I say the guys at Always Sunny go after Pornography. That would get BARRELS of un-PC laughter.
  • ddog · 1 year ago
    they would have to take on abortion and why if you land on the moon you would say : "Ooh, it's all sticky! It's covered in jam!"
  • Christine · 1 year ago
    The Gang goes into Hip Hop

    How great it would be to see Charlie MC-battling or any of them really!
  • amanda. · 1 year ago
    Health care, animal rights, gambling. There have been some episodes with parts about gambling and animal rights but I would love to see a full episode on those subjects. As well as health care - focusing on both the type of care and insurance.
  • agordon10 · 1 year ago
    Making fun of FX
  • mverno · 1 year ago
    getting rid of gangs they have children as young a 6 in them
  • brock · 1 year ago
    I think they should try to start a website for the bar but do something ridiculous to try to get views for it.
  • Elaine R · 1 year ago
    How about an episode on slum landlords or gangs and drugs.
  • BillyBristol · 1 year ago
    Given that this show is a.) ingenious b.) hilarious and c.) shameless, and has already covered so many perfectly raunchy topics, one word comes to mind: beastiality.

    Discuss.
  • chris mc · 1 year ago
    Cheesesteak Wars! A visit/scene from some of the more popular spots with the characters having different favorites. everyone gets fat and ends up hating cheesesteaks. or something like that - i just want a t-shirt. love the show.
  • christopher h · 1 year ago
    planet of the apes as prophecy of the future world
  • David Hollingsworth · 1 year ago
    I know this may be horrible to say, but maybe this time, they should take on abortion, alien abduction, and the political process.
  • Carol Lawrence · 1 year ago
    I would like to see them take on PETA. Charlie should come up with a good plan. I'm glad to see that other people enjoy this series as much as I do.
  • berwyn100 · 1 year ago
    How about Adultry!
  • Janice Golden · 1 year ago
    Hillbillies, crack hos,Midget ,porn stars your normal Springer guest
  • Shaun Wallner · 1 year ago
    The gang takes the oil crisis into there own hands.
  • Digitalskull · 1 year ago
    I want to see Charlie have to marry Margaret McPoyle...
  • Day Man · 1 year ago
    two words date rape, actually I think they already kinda covered that in season one where they turn Paddy's into a gay bar and Dennis wakes up to BIG trouble. "No, no, no first you do the lime, THEN the shot, well why don't you just show me again."
    Fuck maybe they could do psychics or paranormal goddamn this is hard they've done so much already. You can tell by some of the comments, these people haven't seen all the episodes.
  • tim brown · 1 year ago
    take on PETA
    THANK YOU GOD BLESS
  • Jason C · 1 year ago
    I think they should cover Global warming and sex slaves.
  • Tami Richards · 1 year ago
    Foodfights
  • Ocho Psyco · 1 year ago
    Fantasy Football
  • Vicky Boackle · 1 year ago
    government elections.
  • David · 1 year ago
    Start a band.
  • Billy Bristol · 1 year ago
    @Day Man

    Yeah, lots of these suggestions (prostitution, abortion, gambling, etc.) were definitely covered in Seasons 1-3, and others (cannibalism, illegal immigrants, etc.) are clearly going to be dealt with in Season 4, at least from judging some of the early promos. High five to Darren Perleberg for suggesting "high school pregnancy pacts, female vice presidents & changing your name to Ocho Cinco." Inspired.

    And furthermore...ROCK, FLAG & EAGLEEEEEEEEEE!
  • anonymous · 1 year ago
    promise keepers
  • Ken · 1 year ago
    Take on Pres. Bush
  • Julian · 1 year ago
    Definately throw some midgets in season 4.
  • Evelyn · 1 year ago
    Fun show
  • Jay Kloosterman · 1 year ago
    meth labs and fantasy football. (Both together in the show of course)
  • Betty Shoemaker · 1 year ago
    Fun show
  • judy brittle · 1 year ago
    I think identity theft and terrorism.
  • israel y · 1 year ago
    should take on racism and homelessness
  • Soup You · 1 year ago
    Just a few ideas, and if needed theres a few pages worth of stuff for some of these possible episode ideas

    Who Kidnapped Fred Savage?- (alternate title "The Plunder Years")
    Mac Joins A Cult- (alternate title "Mac's A Sci-Lon")
    Point Broken- the gang robs a sperm bank
    Frank's A Porn Star- (alternate title "Frank And Charlie Make A Porno")
    Guess who's Teaching Now- Charlie becomes a substitute teacher (alternate title "Charlie Can Read?")
    Glen Dennis Glen Ross
    Tickle Me Charlie
    The Gang Goes Charitable All Over Their Asses
    Artemis Has A Baby- (alternate title "Who's Your Daddy... Not me")
    Frank Gets Deported
    Breakfast In Bed- Mac and Charlie open a bed and breakfast
    The Gang Goes To Prison
    Dennis Gets Implants
    Mac Gets Turrets
    Sweet Dee Gets Abducted- (alternate title "Who The Hell Is Amber And Why Haven't They Found Her")
    Charlie Gets Ebayed
    The Gang Orders A Bride- (alternate title "Charlie's A Male Order Bride")
    Be All That You Can't Be- who joins the army for a free shirt
    Charlie Jumps The Bar- rockets and shopping carts anyone?
    The People vs. Paddy's Pub
    Charlie Gets His License
    Dennis Goes On A Witch Hunt
    The Gang Join A Beer League
    Sweet Dee Gets Alcohol Poisoning
    Charlie Ruins Habitat For Humanity
    Frank Wins The Special Olympics
    Mac Runs A Marathon
    A Close Encounter Of The Drunk Kind
    Macro Brew
    Tax Invision
    I Rehabilitate Drunks And I train Humans- (alternate title "The Drunk Whisperer")
    The Gang Peaks- masturbatory intense episode
  • Danny Davis · 1 year ago
    The introduction of a little green martian that only Dennis and Dee Reynolds can see.
  • Jessica · 1 year ago
    Drug dealers, something every Philadelphian can relate to
  • Kayce C · 1 year ago
    Take on some jail escapees.
  • Lisa Cook · 1 year ago
    animal rights
  • Jim W. · 1 year ago
    I'd like to see them getting into some Nigerian email scam
  • Kermit Crissey, Jr. · 1 year ago
    I just want to win the contest
  • Jeani Primes · 1 year ago
    I want to win "It's always sunny..." things, however, most of all I would like to meet Charlie Day as he has to be one of the funniest people in the world. "It's always sunny..." is the best show ever!
  • Olajide Brown · 1 year ago
    I'd love to see the gang get into steroids. I think that would be hilarious.
  • Julieh · 1 year ago
    Vampires!
  • Leo · 1 year ago
    Televangelists
  • Tricia Andrews · 1 year ago
    I'd like to see them go to New Jersey and figure out why they call it the "Garden State". Have them check out all the Jersey stereotypes. I would love to see them get beat up by Guidos and Jersey shore beach bunnies!
  • Harry Barbee · 1 year ago
    Doctors offices who make you wait when you are the only one there,The people who get front row tickets for every concert there is,famous people who have a certain time to be somewhere and are late every time,the people who are in the restrooms at fairs that want a tip everytime you have to go,he people who constantly have backstage passes and dont even know who half the people they meet are
  • Anthony Hedden · 1 year ago
    Illegal Immigration
  • veronica sandberg · 1 year ago
    Cannibalism- The Gang Eats Charlie.

    really don't know what they should do for four.
  • Jeanne · 1 year ago
    Drug Testing related to Prof. Athletes.
  • blueviolet · 1 year ago
    Let's have them start getting tangled with the drug trade.
  • Thomas Semesky · 1 year ago
    Lawyers!
  • Mark Cummings · 1 year ago
    Prison
  • Talitha Lee · 1 year ago
    Cults would be interesting to see!
  • Jayme Isaacs · 1 year ago
    I Say They Should Take On The Politics,Senate,President.
  • Don · 1 year ago
    Illegal Immigration and PETA (nut cases)
  • Annemarie · 1 year ago
    Time travel.
  • John · 1 year ago
    Having one of the guys dress up as a Transvestite Prostitue and having them knock on Hillary's hotel room and ask for Bill
  • Geoff Kaufman · 1 year ago
    Definitely time for the gang to tackle the Larry Craig bathroom scandal, evangelicals, the Sarah Palin phenomenon, the immigration debate, among many others. Can't wait for the new season to start!
  • Meredith Peters · 1 year ago
    Terrorists from a fictional country that are bumbling fools with wierd religious beliefs not resembling a real religion.
  • Olajide Brown · 1 year ago
    Ha! I could totally see this!
    Frank starts his own church.
    Mac walking around w/ the collection plate, but telling people it isn't real and their all going to hell, but they don't listen.
    Dennis is the lead singer of the choir (a big black gospel choir)!
    Dee and Charlie pretend to be married so they can adopt a child, and get the monthly check from the government, and totally neglect the kids.
    Wow..I should totally be a screen writer!
  • kathy pease · 1 year ago
    terrorists
  • CHERYL A FRANCISCO · 1 year ago
    Global warming, that oughta be funny!!
    cherylfrancisco@hotmail.com
  • Ed Nemmers · 1 year ago
    Hangnails, autoeroticism and the small portions one receives at French restaurants.
  • Buddy Garrett · 1 year ago
    I would liketo see them tackle immigration, plastic surgery and the Washington political establishment.
  • Janet · 1 year ago
    recycling and sweepstaking:)
  • Samantha Pruitt · 1 year ago
    trying to find hobbies that suit them or joinging some kind of support group or club
  • Suanne Giddings · 1 year ago
    Hypnosis to discover who - or what they were in a former life. Thanks for the opportunity to win!
  • Lily Kwan · 1 year ago
    I suggest they cover belly button lint.
  • Kristen Hendricks · 1 year ago
    I would like to see them take on high gas prices and Al Qaeda.
  • Lindsey · 1 year ago
    always sunny rocks!!!!!
  • Lindsey · 1 year ago
    Paddy's joins a beer league, that would be hilarious, but it would have to be for some messed up reason like usual.
  • Rickey Moham Jr · 1 year ago
    WIN WIN WIN!!!
  • Marilyn · 1 year ago
    STDs maybe?
  • Nick C · 1 year ago
    The Waitress gets pregnant with Frank's baby and somehow everyone thinks Charlie is the
    father, which Charlie gleefully admits is his..even though it isn't.
  • John · 10 months ago
    "the gang gets meets bail"

    the gang lobbies (read stalks local representative) for a government bail-out for paddy's
  • rob · 10 months ago
    The guys should take up a sport, and be, for some messed up reason... really good at it.