DISQUS

daniel herrera · 1 year ago

I'D BE DA MONKEY ! I KINDA LOOK LIKE ONE AND I AND MY BULLDOG BOTH ENJOY THE RANDOM POO THROWING.

Senseless Babble · 1 year ago

First! - Sorry, always wanted to say that. so... If you were an animal warrior, what animal would you be: a Tiger, a Crane, a Mantis, a Monkey or a Viper? - I'd be a MONKEY? Why? Just cuz I'd love to fling my feces at my enemies. - Thanks! Senseless Babble

Senseless Babble · 1 year ago

crap, wasnt first. I suck. :-(

Senseless Babble · 1 year ago

Damn, not only was I not first, but the poo joke was already used. Crap, I really suck!

Chappa · 1 year ago

I would have to go with a Crane because flying is cool

supremejred · 1 year ago

I would be a mantis, because I simply love ripping heads off

Jason · 1 year ago

I wonder why "panda" isn't an option?

Anyway, I'd want to be a Viper. Cold, fast, and would be the only animal warrior capable of taking down Indiana Jones.

Jannet Tseng · 1 year ago

I would like to be a Viper!

John · 1 year ago

If panda was an option that would be my first pick but that is unfortunately not the case so I would be a Tiger because if you so much as touched me those animal rights agency would be on you because they are endangered, and it would be cool to roar and scare the bejesus out of someone.

Coray · 1 year ago

have to bank on my answer from the Golden Compass quiz and have to go w/ Tiger.... although a Tigger would be better!!!

Leif · 1 year ago

I'd be the monkey. Animal warriors can't fight too well if they're laughing.

David Hollingsworth · 1 year ago

I think that I would like to be a Viper, so I sneak towards my opponent silently and go for the kill.

Nora Scott-Platt · 1 year ago

I would have to say a tiger heck thei roar s enought to keep you away

traken · 1 year ago

Monkey. Not only would I have a tail, I'd have a prehensile tail!

Dorothy Davidson · 1 year ago

I would be the crane

Sharon Jones · 1 year ago

Oh, and monkey for sure...how fun and thrilling that would be :) THANKS

Margaret Smith · 1 year ago

Monkey for me! I'm always jumping around like a monkey.
Thanks for this fun contest.

agordon10 · 1 year ago

I'm a viper, I strike quick.

Carrie · 1 year ago

I'm definitely a MANTIS woman!

James Jenkins · 1 year ago

tiger

Breton · 1 year ago

I'll say viper because, while the movie depicts Panda as the one unable to perform martial arts, I can't help but think its the snake who would prove to be worthless. They really just don't have the reach nor force to be potent in the ancient craft of Kung Fu.

valley stream · 1 year ago

viper stick and move

Edward B · 1 year ago

I would want a combination of Crane & Tiger style as my core styles. As those who watched 5 Deadly Venoms would know, true strength is found not in mastery of only one style but many. The power and grace of the close range Crane style would balance well with the strength & agility of the tireless Tiger style forms of Kung-Fu. Crane is a specialty in close range combat as many of the stances are similar of movements made by sailors on a stormy sea with the grace and fluidity of a prima ballerina. Whilst the predatory Tiger, the consumate hunter, crouching in wait for their prey or quick to reverse tactics and approach a combat with a deadly defense. Hense the reason those two styles would be the best balance and an AWESOME combination!!

Vicky Boackle · 1 year ago

i would be a monkey.

Deborah Wellenstein · 1 year ago

I would be a vipere. Thank you for this giveaway!

David · 1 year ago

I'd go with tiger.

Laura · 1 year ago

I'd be a crane.

Doug · 1 year ago

a Tiger

LInda Moeller · 1 year ago

A monkey. They're so close to humans.

Barbara Baker · 1 year ago

I'd be the monkey...personally love monkeys above all animals so I'd pick that by default...Love the contest!!!

Debra Bashford · 1 year ago

I'd be a tiger, I too have sharp teeth and nails.

Danielle Formella · 1 year ago

Monkey!!

Stephen Saunders · 1 year ago

a white tiger

carol · 1 year ago

a tiger

Evelyn · 1 year ago

They are beautiful with a quiet power

Linda Ellis · 1 year ago

I would be a monkey because I'm always being goofy.

Joseph McDevitt · 1 year ago

I'd be a monkey, I'm a good climber!

Frank B. · 1 year ago

I'd be a monkey, because they throw poo!

Meredith Peters · 1 year ago

I'd be a tiger of course! Any kind of cat has it made! I most admire the way cats are so very comfortable in their own skin!

susan · 1 year ago

a monkey.. I was born in the year of the monkey! :)

jason fiske · 1 year ago

I would definitely be a monkey. Mischievious and great with my arms. Quick and slick I would be.

Jennifer Barnett · 1 year ago

definitely a monkey... yeah swinging through the trees and whipping people with my tail. lots of banana peels to toss too!

Natalia D. · 1 year ago

Tiger!!!

Monique Rizzo · 1 year ago

I would be a crane!

Chris F. · 1 year ago

a Monkey. There is no real fighting style there just a lot of angry random
movements that could easily kill you.

D-Rock · 1 year ago

TIGER....rawr

tim brown · 1 year ago

TIGER
THANK YOU GOD BLESS

Shelley · 1 year ago

I wnat to be all of them!! Yea, I totally want to be a shape-shifting Kung Fu animal. So I am the Monkey, and I fling my poo at you! You think you've got me, but . . NO!! I take flight as the elusive Crane. I land, and morph to TIGER, so I can gnaw on your leg like it is ham bone. When I am done, I become Viper, to assault you with my venom. And then, for the finale . . MANTIS!!! Just cuz I'm cool like that.

Or the tiger. Just the Tiger would be cool, too.

Janice Golden · 1 year ago

I would be the Viper If I could beat them I would just run and crawl in a hole

Leisa · 1 year ago

I would love to be the Mantis!

Joan Greaton · 1 year ago

I would have to say a tiger. Sounds more fierce!!

llinda29 · 1 year ago

TIGER

mverno · 1 year ago

a ferocious tiger

Danielle Brooks · 1 year ago

I think I would be a monkey. The reason why is that I'm a very goofy person, and anyone who knows me, knows I can do a awesome monkey impersonation. When I do it, I have actually had my friends rolling on the floor because there laughing so hard. Also the monkey can climb things, there very smart, and they learn new things easy.

dennis · 1 year ago

A Beautiful Tiger !!

Betty N · 1 year ago

I would be a tiger.

Jeffrey · 1 year ago

Tiger!

Mike Weisberg · 1 year ago

tiger

Jeanette Jackson · 1 year ago

A tiger: I could use my claws to swipe a few heads off...just as a warning to other villians you understand

Marcie Parrish · 1 year ago

A Mantis; I love bugs.

Crystal Gleason · 1 year ago

Sweeet. This is cool.

Quenfis · 1 year ago

I'd like to be a Tiger. Lot's of people talking about being the monkey for the tail, but the Tiger tail would whoop ass, like a strike from a Labrador.

Jay Mohr once told a story of a discussion he had with Christopher Walken about having a tail versus flying. Before he could even finish the senetence, Walken blurted out "tail" (imagine Jay Mohr's Walken impression). Walken says, "I could fly...in an airplane anywhere. But, to have a tail..."

So large Tiger tail FTW!

bill brasky · 1 year ago

A Liger ... only the coolest animal evvvver!

judy brittle · 1 year ago

i would have to say a monkey. hmmm no reason why.

Joseph Fuchs · 1 year ago

eagle, majestic and deadly

Larry Wheeler · 1 year ago

Tiger, sleek and fast

Keith Wright · 1 year ago

Mantis, Because I would be praying that nobody hits me

Gary Osborn · 1 year ago

Tiger of course!

Navs · 1 year ago

I would say tiger, but I look too much like a monkey now.

Shakeia Rieux · 1 year ago

i would have to say a viper

Craig Wiggins · 1 year ago

I'd be a monkey. DNA closest to being human there for the most intelligent among choices.

israel y · 1 year ago

i would be a monkey. thanks for the contest

Richard T. · 1 year ago

A Viper.

christopher h · 1 year ago

i'd be the monkey, cause i am a monkey

Kristie Belding · 1 year ago

I would be a ring tailed Lemur!

Wes · 1 year ago

I would have to be a monkey- because my daughter loves monkeys!

Tesa · 1 year ago

I'd be a viper!

Brittany · 1 year ago

Well i would obviously be a hybrid crane monkey. they would call me crankey for short. and you wouldn't like me when im crankey

anna titanic · 1 year ago

a monkey.

Mike Sheehan · 1 year ago

Monkey, for lack of more options.

Steve Scott · 1 year ago

A tiger - We can dream can't we.

sharon · 1 year ago

a tiger, I love the big cats!

Teresa Hoyt · 1 year ago

I'd be a monkey.They may be small,but they are quick!!

Francisca Mesiano · 1 year ago

panda - funny, lovable & talented

Luke Stevens · 1 year ago

I would be a Mantis. Kind of reminds me of the Pokemon days....

This may be off topic, (do they even read these comments?) but after listening to one episode of Fat Guys at the Movies, I simply can't stop coming back here! You guys are awesome!

Anthony Hedden · 1 year ago

A viper

william causey · 1 year ago

monkey

EdV · 1 year ago

I'll go w/ the crane

George Barksdale · 1 year ago

A tiger

Gary Hubbard · 1 year ago

Monkey

Pauline M · 1 year ago

I'd be the monkey, my son and I are always goofing around!

Ardy22 · 1 year ago

Have to be the monkey. Monkeying around is my profession. LOL!

berwyn100 · 1 year ago

A tiger!

lorene · 1 year ago

great giveaway, a tiger of course

Michelle Hohertz · 1 year ago

If I were an animal I'd be a tiger!

Phillip Fry · 1 year ago

A Tiger!

Dave L · 1 year ago

Probably a mantis. People tell me I need to gain weight.

mary gallo · 1 year ago

definitely a monkey . I think they are totally cool . thanks for sponsoring this contest.

Ryan Rubin · 1 year ago

A Mantis. A female one. First I copulate with my opponent, then I eat them.

K. Cleaver · 1 year ago

I'd be a tiger because I'd enjoy ripping people apart. LOL

Angela J · 1 year ago

I'd be a tiger, sounds the best for getting whatever you want

Marcia · 1 year ago

A monkey--goofy, that's me.

Paula Harmon · 1 year ago

I'm thinking monkey, yea, that's it.

Catherine KingChuparkoff · 1 year ago

Love bugs so I would have to be the mantis...

Lori Williams · 1 year ago

a viper, baby, because I slither..............

blueviolet · 1 year ago

I'd probably be a monkey because I'm goofy and silly.

Jim W. · 1 year ago

A monkey so I can fling my poo without people thinking I'm strange.

Stephanie Bruce · 1 year ago

I would be a tiger cause I am fast and stealth like a cat

Danielle · 1 year ago

Since I was born in the year of the tiger I guess I should say tiger.

Carrie Baird · 1 year ago

If I were an animal warrior, I would be a tiger. Face it, in real life, tigers are a formidable animal!

Jeff · 1 year ago

I would definitely be the tiger, quiet, fearless and unforgiving.

Jayme Isaacs · 1 year ago

I Would Be A Tiger

Harry Barbee · 1 year ago

The tiger the most fierce

Thomas Semesky · 1 year ago

According to the Chinese Zodiac, my sign is the Tiger and that's a very good animal to be.

kathleen yohanna · 1 year ago

I would be a crane because then I could use my long legs to attack.

Ed Nemmers · 1 year ago

Tiger; I am a furry beast.

Sarah Stern · 1 year ago

I would be a Tiger - grrr.

John · 1 year ago

A tiger

Kristy · 1 year ago

I would be a tiger a beautiful white tiger, captivating warrior just by my presence my prey would bow.

Elizabeth Ray · 1 year ago

Monkey. (At least I can do that yoga pose)

Melissa Reeder · 1 year ago

A Tiger...

ROAR!!!!

Norma Babcock · 1 year ago

A monkey because I love to joke around and be silly.

L McLendon · 1 year ago

I know for sure, I would be a Tiger!

Samantha Pruitt · 1 year ago

definitely monkey, mainly cuz people wouldn't expect you to be deadly, you could get close to the enemy, then snap their neck in half, hahah!

Brian · 1 year ago

TIGER !!!!

Janet · 1 year ago

Tiger

Buddy Garrett · 1 year ago

I would want to be a tiger-a stealth powerful killer.

Lara Aleff · 1 year ago

Definitely the tiger!

Brian E. · 1 year ago

...the (Praying) Mantis !!!

J. Lath · 1 year ago

Tiger Tiger Tiger!

Jeanine Price · 1 year ago

A monkey! I would pretend that I was monkeying around, then I would become serious and vierocious!

Rose Roberts · 1 year ago

monkey

Pamela Hansen · 1 year ago

I would be a tigress and I have the attitude to match

Joni Chadwell · 1 year ago

I'D WANT TO BE A MONKEY. THEY JUST SEEM TO HAVE TOO MUCH FUN

Rose Hayden · 1 year ago

I would be mantis, he had a powerful punch that no one saw til he punched

hanzabean · 1 year ago

If I were an animal warrior, I would be the crane. I could peck, kick, and then fly away from my adversary if things got to hot 'up in there.'

Karen M · 1 year ago

I would be a monkey because I like having fun and playing!

amber c · 1 year ago

I would go with Tiger, because they are so majestic, and just cool

A Casson · 1 year ago

Monkey

Summer · 1 year ago

Monkey for sure!

Susanne Troop · 1 year ago

A Tiger!

tanya · 1 year ago

I would be a monkey so I would be like my kids. ;)

Renee Turner · 1 year ago

I would have to choose Tiger- such a fierce yet beautiful creature

Renee Weinberg · 1 year ago

PANDA because my youngest son reminds me of a panda.

Dave R · 1 year ago

I'd go with mantis. It's got a kool looking head, spiky arms with kung-fu grip, and eats its opponents alive!

Frances W · 1 year ago

I would want to be a monkey and hang from tree to tree

kathy pease · 1 year ago

a monkey because monkeys are sooooooooooooooooo friggin cute :)

Vicki Wurgler · 1 year ago

monkey-everyone loves monkeys!

Gina Stratos · 1 year ago

Tiger-Style!!

Sara Uddin · 1 year ago

I would definately be a viper, SOOOO FAST SOOO FURIOUS!!

sarah Woods · 1 year ago

It would be th tiger followed by the monkey; to my husband of course.

Jo-Anne Madsen · 1 year ago

Definitely the Tiger !

Rachelyn Provencher · 1 year ago

the tiger!

Catherine copeland · 1 year ago

i'd be a monkey. did you know in india one of the most revered hindu gods is part monkey

Jon Carlo · 1 year ago

I'd be a Panda, i'm lazy, eat alot, and love pandas, pandas rock!!!!! :)

Zipporah Sandler · 1 year ago

A Monkey....because, what's life without monkeys?

Marsha H. · 1 year ago

I would want to be a Crane.Cranes seem so smart!

David H. · 1 year ago

I think I would want to be a Monkey,there fast on their feet and have awesome moves.

Angela H. · 1 year ago

Tigers are the best animal warriors ,I think of them as tough and have great stealth.

Lily Kwan · 1 year ago

I would be a Tiger!

Kait Williams · 1 year ago

tiger!

Robert B. · 1 year ago

If I was an animal warrior I would be a Mantis. Since I am male, I would NOT be the female of the species, and I would make sure to never fight a femle Mantis for fear of losing my head. Mostly, I would just blend in, and not fight much. I am good at that.

windycindy · 1 year ago

A Preying Mantis! Cindi

Christy Schultz · 1 year ago

I would be a monkey.

gordon · 1 year ago

I'd say Monkey--flexible, good climber and be able to still have a thumb!

Teresa W. · 1 year ago

My pick would be a dolphin, I love the water and swimming.

Sheila F. · 1 year ago

I would be a tiger animal warrior, because I want to be feirce and strong.

Preacher86 · 1 year ago

Tiger. or Monkey.

Can't I be both? Just go through the old teleporter from The Fly and viola: Mon-ger!

Dave · 1 year ago

While physically resembling Po more than the others, I would like to be Viper - strike silently, deadly, and then get the heck out of there.

Jan Evans · 1 year ago

a tiger, I love cats!!!