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  • Shannon · 1 year ago
    Ghetto Girl.
    My power would be survival over any obstacle that came in my path. And the ability to make money stretch so far that one would think it was made of rubber.
  • Curt Maul · 1 year ago
    Captain CheeseburgerMcFabuloso. I would be able to make the best cheeseburger ever.
  • Joey · 1 year ago
    Souperman.
    Often confused with Superman, I would have the ability to give the bad guys a shower of an array of soups, including Tomato and New England Clam Chowder. This gives me a great advantage against my archenemy, The OysterCracker!
  • Forrest · 1 year ago
    Mark Wahlberg Man - with the power to talk to animals. and be awesome.
  • Brent Peconi · 1 year ago
    The Chef

    Have a coat with dozens of home made assorted goods that each have a specific affect on any vigilante.

    Silent Bob meets the Green Arrow.
  • aaron gee · 1 year ago
    Geecore

    the power of awesome, and i would my way out of things, awesomely.
  • Drew · 1 year ago
    Kim Jon Gils (aka - leader of a dictatorship)

    To have complete mind control over G8 members, and being able to breath underwater.
  • Darren Perleberg · 1 year ago
    Beast Masters, I'd have the power to control women's thoughts.
  • Pete T. · 1 year ago
    Circle Perk - My power is uncontrolable. I give off a cologne like scent that subconsciously alters the mood of others near by to a heightened state of acceptance of my body’s wishes. I have no way to stop it; I simply must deal and adapt my life around it. It is ideal for business transactions and dating situations. I also have superhuman strength that comes and goes. I know…who doesn’t?
  • Ali · 1 year ago
    Bitchinator- I'd have eyes in the back of my head, and bionic hearing :)
  • djjeffhall · 1 year ago
    Ziggy - I'd end up with some power out of Mystery Men. Something like Postal Man. I could magically make all letters sort themself into the proper P.O. Box.
  • judy brittle · 1 year ago
    Super Know-It-All
    I would have the power to know everything. That way I would never have to worry about being out of work or money.
  • Keith · 1 year ago
    Communicado... I forgot to add that I would have the ability to take away anyone's knowledge of language, completely crippling them of any communication.
  • Keith Wright · 1 year ago
    Nadaman: I have every awesome superpower there is, But never actually use them.
  • Keith · 1 year ago
    Communicado.
    The ability to speak, read and write every language from this planet to the next. I can also fly, so I don't have to commute to work everyday.
  • Ivan · 1 year ago
    Electroman
    I’m a tech savvy and computer language expert, but through a failed electric experiment I’d be able to tap into any electronic device on contact. Furthermore I would be able to manipulate any metallic objects after substantial amounts of electromagnetism is induced. Although I'd be able to bare enormous amounts of electric current, electricity would still be my worst enemy, forcing me to wear a specialized suit.
  • RobertFure · 1 year ago
    The Fury.
    And I would just be me, except indestructible and invincible. (There are subtle differences between the two, so I am both)
  • Trystan · 1 year ago
    Giant Mech Bunny

    i'd be a mixture of hare and machine, whose goal is to spread the fluffyness.
    and since i'm also a machine i would have the power to upgrade myself, so the powers are endless.
    but since i have no money as of yet to uprgrade, my powers are just hopping. it's fun.
  • mverno · 1 year ago
    the marvel maid i clean up all the bad guys messes
  • Anne · 1 year ago
    I would be SuperHealer and I'd be able to cure all people of physical, emotional and psychiatric ailments!

    Gosh, wouldn't that be nice!
  • Dan S. · 1 year ago
    The Magician

    Ability to disappear, stab people without actually hurting them (great for childrens' parties or convincing a band of villains that you're a badass), and pull a rabbit out of any hat.
  • agordon10 · 1 year ago
    the Lazelord, cause i'm lazy
  • Shaun Wallner · 1 year ago
    GrassMan - I would be able to rapidly grow any kind of plant life.
  • Andrew Syrett · 1 year ago
    Clock Jockey - ability to time travel.
  • Trystan · 1 year ago
    You are the shit, man
  • Mike Weisberg · 1 year ago
    Miracle Mike- I would be a miracle worker
  • David Bertolo · 1 year ago
    Ivan the Terrifying/Time Travel/Flying
  • Peter Phillips · 1 year ago
    AHAHhahahahahaa

    Good one.
  • David · 1 year ago
    Lateman cause my watch is always slow.
  • christopher h · 1 year ago
    perversionman, my power would be invisibility and i would do a lot of protecting of women's changing rooms
  • Janice Golden · 12 months ago
    Cloaking power would be the best
  • Linda · 12 months ago
    I am a subscriber.
  • valerie mabrey · 12 months ago
    I would love to be invisible
  • Eva · 12 months ago
    pimp-man, powerslap
  • Jeanette Jackson · 12 months ago
    Name: The Changling My power: I can change into anything I want to
  • Carolyn Barnett · 12 months ago
    It would be wonderful to help a suffering world and to heal the sick.Jesus is my Super Hero.
  • Angela J · 12 months ago
    Knows All, I'd be a walking dictionary
  • Ardy22 · 11 months ago
    Clock Jockey and his neat ability for time travel
  • Samantha Pruitt · 11 months ago
    Tawny Owl, and i would have x-ray vision or something
  • John · 11 months ago
    Turbo zone with the ability to fly & be powerful
  • Jayme Isaacs · 11 months ago
    Mind Controller:I Would Have The Power To Make People Do What Ever I Want
  • Tamara Burks · 11 months ago
    The ability to control gravity which would include gravity wells (black holes ) as a way to travel and the controlling where gravity works on me from to make it where I could stick to walls and fly. I would wear a shirt that says Obey Gravity, It's the law!. MY name would be Gaia(Mother Earth)