DISQUS

Killian · 6 months ago

I also choose seduction, but I say the bride should seduce the other bride. Cuz then its a win-win situation for both. And a Kate Hudson/Anne Hathaway make-out session would be awesome.

kuscuba · 6 months ago

Seduction would be good, but in a bride war the most effective weapon is her father. Seriously, he is giving her up to her soon-to-be husband and he has spent a crapload of money already on the wedding. If the wedding were threatened in any way the father of the bride would probably be willing ti kill some people. Heck, he's probably willing to kill people even if the wedding goes well. It's a stressful time.

Kangaroo Be Stoned · 6 months ago

This assumes that all fathers pay for their daughter's wedding and actually give permission to have the marriage.

allenbrand · 6 months ago

While seduction and her father are good answers I am gonna have to disagree and say the best weapon of a bride would be a Hattori Hanzo Samurai sword, a sword so sharp and beautiful that if she were to encounter God on her journey God himself would be cut.

Eric T. Voigt · 6 months ago

Her hands. Her merciless, vengeful hands.

Schmooie · 6 months ago

One word: Stilletos.

Mash · 6 months ago

A banana.

Kangaroo Be Stoned · 6 months ago

What would be the most effective weapon of a bride? The power of seduction. Seduce and sleep with the bride's fiancee or have a friend do it. That would be an instant Wedding Killer. Of course if one bride sleeps with the other bride's fiancee, both will end up without a wedding. So have a friend do it.

Jules · 6 months ago

Garter slingshot. It fires annulments and divorce papers.

Diz · 6 months ago

Two words: Cake Knife.
End of story.

Joseph · 6 months ago

The best weapon would be to try to make the other bride's fiance fall out of love with her and fall in love with you, of course while also keeping your fiance clueless to whats going on

Eric Miller · 6 months ago

Claws

Jack Davis · 6 months ago

A derringer in her garter belt!

Amber G · 6 months ago

I love both Anne and Kate! I think the most dangerous weapon a bride could have are psychic powers. If she could see inside the mind of her opponent, that gives her a crazy power that would be hard to top. She could use each person's deepest insecurities against them.

MRS.MOMMYY · 6 months ago

stilletos- the heels could poke out the eyes

De Man · 6 months ago

scissors

Nicole C. · 6 months ago

I think the best weapon is deception. Lure her close, give her tips and gifts, then cut her metaphorical throat with your symbolic manicured nails. Just, keep your enemy super, super close.

Carol · 6 months ago

A cast iron frying pan.

Shari D · 6 months ago

Steal her groom.

Jennifer B · 6 months ago

A champagne cork aimed at taking out an eye.

Donna Pavcik · 6 months ago

just sign me up

Stacy · 6 months ago

A bride's best weapon is, of course, her bouquet. It's the perfect weapon to pop someone over the head, and some brides could knock someone out with the sheer size of it!

Linz · 6 months ago

A brides perfect weapon - her tongue ...... words can be cruel !

amber · 6 months ago

Probably her Bridezilla type scream of defiance. Hell hath no fury like a bride scorned... ;)

Janice Golden · 6 months ago

I would steal the Midol in the building that should send her into a frenzy it would me

David · 6 months ago

Boquets.

bongeezer · 6 months ago

Just tell her she looks fat in that dress.

Shaun Wallner · 6 months ago

The presents!! Watch em' bash each other in the head with a brand new coffee maker!

llinda29 · 6 months ago

The best weapon would be to pour chocolate on the gown

Mike Weisberg · 6 months ago

her entourage

Vicky Boackle · 6 months ago

her best weapon is to be nice.

Jim W. · 6 months ago

I think bon bons would be great weapons

Ken Robinson · 6 months ago

My favorite weapon would be Stink Bomb Bouquet. Please accept my entry. Thank you.

jason Nickolay · 6 months ago

Embarrassing Childhood photos....... or a shotgun

Pat Connors · 6 months ago

The wedding ring!

Valerie · 6 months ago

I think gossip would be the worst weapon. Spreading lies about the other one, a bride would use that to her advantage. Thanks for the contest!

Myranda Corby · 6 months ago

Whit and a sense of humor

christopher h · 6 months ago

garter garrotes

Michelle · 6 months ago

I'd have to say the cake cutter; sometimes cakes aren't the only thing needing cutting at a wedding.

Kermit Crissey, Jr. · 6 months ago

maid of honor

Aisling · 6 months ago

I think I'm a gentler soul than many here. The winning bride would plant the other's wedding cake on top of her - ruining hairdo, makeup, gown, and dessert. The wedding would be off.

obscura · 6 months ago

cyanide laced champagne!

Mark R · 6 months ago

I think Chief Bromden's +10 strength Spiked Club of Sheering Pain could easily take care a young, pretty bride. Especially If you were wearing your +50 intellect Wedding Ring.

Melanie · 6 months ago

A bride can have anything strapped to her with that garter on.
Who knows what she has on her?

Kate · 6 months ago

While I feel it would most likely be a Macgyver-esq collection of weapons. a bobby pin from her very elegant up-do. A small piece of the double-sided tape holding up the beyond-words gorgeous gown and of course lets not forget the string of pearls borrowed from her great, great grandmother. all of these things represent the care and planning that went into making this day so very special. Although she won't need those things. No, because if anyone tried to mess with her day. Her very special day! It would unleash a wrath like no other. Conjuring super human strength that she would use to rip off the arms of the one who stands in her way and beat said person to death....of course minding the blood. Don't want to get anything on the dress=)

michael woods · 6 months ago

I am thinking those sharp stilleto heel they have to wear would do some major damage if strategically placed in the right spot.

Kathleen S. · 6 months ago

I would say the thorny stems from the bouquet of roses. I could do some damages with those suckers. If that doesn't work you could always poke someone's eye out with your high heels.

Kelly F · 6 months ago

The power of gossip would be a bride's weapon. Girls love to turn on one another and ruin reputations. It is kinda scary!

Lisa Taylor · 6 months ago

My mom would be my most dangerous weapon. She would sabotage the other brides wedding and make her mom cry.

Cynthia Sheeks · 6 months ago

The most effective weapon would be the cake, of course! It can't hurt anyone, and oh, it will ruin a wedding dress!

Ann · 6 months ago

Without question, it's blackmail. You know they have the goods on each other, so that's their ammo.

Jennifer · 6 months ago

Stilletos

Angela · 6 months ago

A fabulous dress, of course! That's the most important part!

Tiffany Salvia · 6 months ago

I am going with stilettos, stomp on her foot, she wouldn't be able to walk down the isle. I'm terrible, I know. :) thank you for the giveaway!

Darlene Wetzel · 6 months ago

sleeping pills

Tamara Burks · 6 months ago

Her bridezilla roar.

Craig Johnson · 6 months ago

Anne Hathaway -- ga ga gooey!!!

Angela Palmer · 6 months ago

Stilettos and the garter slingshot. A deadly combination!

Kristen Hendricks · 6 months ago

If there were an actual bride war, I think the most effective weapon of a bride would either be her bouquet of flowers that should could throw at another bride or possibly a piece of the wedding cake.

Isaac A. · 6 months ago

I think the best weapon the bride could have, would be a gun hidden under her big fluffy dress.

kathy pease · 6 months ago

her mother :)

venus Montoya · 6 months ago

The telephone, call the venders pretending to be the other bride and either cancel everything or order outrages stuff.

Veronica Garrett · 6 months ago

a tongue...a woman's words

Sabine blanch · 6 months ago

laxative in the coffee.......

george ferris · 6 months ago

I WOULD SAY THE BEST WEAPON OF A BRIDE IS TO IGNORE CERTAIN THINGS. NO MATTER WHAT YOU THINK, FEEL, OR WORRY ABOUT, WHAT EVER IS MEANT TO BE WILL HAPPEN. WORRYING WILL NOT HELP.

gkran · 6 months ago

Break up the competing bride & fiance.

Sharon S · 6 months ago

What would be the most effective weapon of a bride? Being ones self. Otherwise its a lose/lose situation

Brian E. · 6 months ago

Thanks for the giveaway...An effective weapon could be improvised from a brides garter belt & diamond wedding ring: fashion the garter into a slingshot and use the diamond ring as a projectile.

Andrea · 6 months ago

The brides best weapon would be a phone. Just calling certain people and vendors can and will ruin any event especially a wedding.

j chaborek · 6 months ago

An enema.

Helen · 6 months ago

Guilt is a powerful enough weapon so that would be deadly enough.

Lily Kwan · 6 months ago

I think the most effective weapon of a bride would be her eyes of fury that shoot laser beams and her razor sharp claws of rage.

Carl Vailes · 4 months ago

Clearly the best weopon for a bride war would be Charlotte's gay wedding planner friend Anthony on Sex and the City.