DISQUS

D-Rock · 1 year ago

"Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, and Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time."

The perfect response whenever someone asks if you have plans for the weekend.

Ilicia R. · 1 year ago

Will Ferrell (George W. Bush): ... it seems that liberals and godless tax raisers are trying to make me look bad, by using such things as facts ... and scientific data ...

jason fiske · 1 year ago

... let me just quote the late great Colonel Sanders, he said, "I'm too drunk to taste this chicken" ...Talledega Nights

Adam Falkenstein · 1 year ago

I'll get inside your face.
-Blades of Glory

Mike D · 1 year ago

"The Human Torch was denied a bank loan."

Ryan Rubin · 1 year ago

"Night is a very dark time for me"

Coops · 1 year ago

Ron Burgundy: Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina.

Bill Brasky · 1 year ago

Milk was a bad idea!

daniel herrera · 1 year ago

i love scotch

supremejred · 1 year ago

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the
babymaker.

Nora Scott-Platt · 1 year ago

In the movie elf he played buddy and his quote -
Buddy: It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms... and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me...

Dorothy Davidson · 1 year ago

Ron Burgundy: I'm very important. I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.

agordon10 · 1 year ago

Thank You Baby Jesus!

James Jenkins · 1 year ago

I'm going to punch you on the ovary, that's what I'm going to do

valley stream · 1 year ago

Son of a bee-sting

Mary Hodnett · 1 year ago

Sex can wait masturbate

Vicky Boackle · 1 year ago

i'll get inside your face.

Deborah Wellenstein · 1 year ago

Thank you Baby Jesus. Thank you for this giveaway!

David · 1 year ago

I'm in a glass case of emotion.

Laura · 1 year ago

It makes my hair shine like the Belt of Orion.

Doug · 1 year ago

From Elf: "Son of a Nutcracker!"

LInda Moeller · 1 year ago

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary!

Danielle Formella · 1 year ago

Elf

Stephen Saunders · 1 year ago

Elf

Frank B. · 1 year ago

Elf!

Evelyn · 1 year ago

Grief is nature's most powerful aphrodisiac... Wedding Crashers

Meredith Peters · 1 year ago

Taledaga Nights was very funny.

Linda Ellis · 1 year ago

Son of a bee-sting

susan · 1 year ago

rudy! It is so emotional makes me cry each time.

Jennifer Barnett · 1 year ago

Old School cracked me up! But... I really really love Elf!

Joan Greaton · 1 year ago

Sweet 8 pound 4 oz baby Jesus!!

Monique Rizzo · 1 year ago

From Elf: I'm a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins!

Anne · 1 year ago

You stay classy SanDiego,,,,,,,,,,,,from Anchorman THE funniest of all Will Farell flicks IMO

tim brown · 1 year ago

Elf

THANK YOU GOD BLESS

israel y · 1 year ago

"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right in the babymaker"

llinda29 · 1 year ago

Son of a bee-sting

mverno · 1 year ago

i'm going to punch you in the ovary

Linda · 1 year ago

Grief is natureâ€™s most powerful aphrodisiac

kelvin hobson · 1 year ago

would love to win!

judy brittle · 1 year ago

son of a bee sting i would really love to win this.

Mike Weisberg · 1 year ago

well, I like the Christmas Jesus best, and I am saying grace ... when you say grace, you can say it to Grown-up Jesus or Teenage Jesus or Bearded Jesus or whoever you want

Ralph Siegel · 1 year ago

Has to be, "I'm gonna punch you in the ovary!!"

Chris F. · 1 year ago

Ron Burgundy: "You are a smelly pirate hooker".

Shaun Wallner · 1 year ago

Son of a bee-sting

Susan Smith · 1 year ago

I'll get inside your face

Gale · 1 year ago

From Elf: I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite.

deidra cox · 1 year ago

my favorite was when he thought he was on fire in TALLEGEDA NIGHTS

save me oprah!!
save me tom cruise!!

Vikki C. · 1 year ago

Anchorman, when he is in the phone booth after Jack Black's character threw his dog off the bridge: "I am in a tiny glass box filled with emotion!!"

Richard T. · 1 year ago

Son of a bee-sting.

Wes · 1 year ago

ELF-
"Is there sugar in syrup? I LOVE sugar!"

anna titanic · 1 year ago

Son of a bee-sting.

dvice · 1 year ago

Night is a very dark time for me

brenda helgeson · 1 year ago

i brought you flours

David Seim · 1 year ago

I hope I win...

Christine · 1 year ago

It's a tie between Old School and Blades of Glory for me. Thank you so much!

Steve Scott · 1 year ago

Milk was a bad idea.

George Barksdale · 1 year ago

Talledaga Nights

Soha Molina · 1 year ago

I loved ELF.

Denyse · 1 year ago

I'm a hot little potato right now ...

Anthony Hedden · 1 year ago

You are a smelly pirate hooker

Megan B. · 1 year ago

Well, I could be wrong, but I believe diversity is an old, old wooden ship that was used during the Civil War era.

Michelle Hohertz · 1 year ago

too many favorites to count, he's so funny! I like "night is a very dark time for me"

Phillip Fry · 1 year ago

â€œSon of a Nutcracker!â€

Dave L · 1 year ago

Oh, I'm sorry, did my pin get in the way of your ass? Do me a favor and lose five pounds immediately or get out of my building like now! (as Mugato from Zoolander)

George Barksdale · 1 year ago

Well what can you say 5 of the best entertainers ever.

mary gallo · 1 year ago

definitely Elf. It's a holiday classic.

Annemarie · 1 year ago

Night is a very dark time for me

stevie · 1 year ago

Shake and Bake

George Barksdale · 1 year ago

Pick and roll

Angie P. · 1 year ago

"...you stink, you smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa..." from Elf

Joelle Walters · 1 year ago

were going streaking

Dorothy Rozdilsky · 1 year ago

Elf

Sue Farrell · 1 year ago

Son of a bee sting.

blueviolet · 1 year ago

I loved Elf so much!

Jim W. · 1 year ago

I love scotch, scotchity scotch

EdV · 1 year ago

save me oprah!! save me tom cruise!!

Melissa V · 1 year ago

You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha covered with hair.

Tipotropical · 1 year ago

which of course it means in German a whales vagina

Jayme Isaacs · 1 year ago

Son Of A Nutcracker

kathleen yohanna · 1 year ago

I love Will Farrell. I think he is one of the few commics that have natural talent.
Son of a Bee-Sting.

Ed Nemmers · 1 year ago

From "Old School", as Frank, "We're going streaking!"

John · 1 year ago

Talladega Nights was my favorite

philip halter · 1 year ago

Son of a bee-sting

Melissa Reeder · 1 year ago

My favorite is this one from Anchorman: Ron Burgundy: Son of a bee-sting.

L McLendon · 1 year ago

Thank you Baby Jesus!

Samantha Pruitt · 1 year ago

Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!

hahaha! so funny!

Janet · 1 year ago

Thank you Baby Jesus. Thank you for this giveaway!

Buddy Garrett · 1 year ago

shake and bake

Jay French · 1 year ago

We're going streaking!

Lara Aleff · 1 year ago

Blades of Glory or Elf!

christopher h · 1 year ago

Son of a bee-sting

Robert R · 1 year ago

Thank you Baby Jesus

Pamela Hansen · 1 year ago

son of a nutcracker for sure

Joni Chadwell · 1 year ago

BOY, HE'S GOOD,,,I DON'T KNOW BUT LET'S GO WITH...Iâ€™ll get inside your face.

Rose Hayden · 1 year ago

You smell like beef and cheese ever time we hear him say that in elf we all laugh soo much

Betty Curran · 1 year ago

Iâ€™m a cotton headed Ninny Muggins! - from Elf. Such a great funny movie.

David Neely · 1 year ago

Are you an official here, because you've officially given me a boner
- Blades of Glory

Rachelyn Provencher · 1 year ago

Ron Burgundy: I'm in a glass case of emotion.

amber c · 1 year ago

sweet little baby jesus, thank you

Kayce C · 1 year ago

Ricky Bobby: Well, let me give you a saying from Colonel Sanders. I am too drunk to taste this chicken. - Talladega Nights

Susanne Troop · 1 year ago

Son of a bee-sting!

Renee Turner · 1 year ago

"Ma, can we get some meatloaf!"
Wedding Crashers

Frances W · 1 year ago

son of a bee sting

kathy pease · 1 year ago

if you aint first your last :)

Suanne Giddings · 1 year ago

Jack Wyatt: (When he discovers Isabel is a witch) Am I gonna get pregnant? Because I cannot get pregnant right now!

Thanks for the chance to win!

Angela Harris · 1 year ago

Night is a very dark time for me

sarah Woods · 1 year ago

'son of a nutcracker' is the classic; thanks SW

Catherine copeland · 1 year ago

my son loves taladega nights and has made us watch it over and over and over again. now that he's gone in the miltary i miss that movie

Alex · 1 year ago

Iâ€™m going to punch you on the ovary, thatâ€™s what Iâ€™m going to do

donnak4 · 1 year ago

I liked when he played the cheerleader on SNL "yeah rah!"

Lily Kwan · 1 year ago

Shake and bake

Kait Williams · 1 year ago

"lanolin? like sheeps wool?"

Debra Bashford · 1 year ago

From Blades of Glory "Did you carve up any ice... with your weiner?"

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