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  • Reg · 1 year ago
    I would grabbed a machete and go beserker on them...Just kidding. I will call the cops of course!
  • Phil · 1 year ago
    If I came home and a strange couple was living in my apartment, I'd probably check to see if they had cleaned the cat shit out of litter box. If they had, I'd move them into the guest room; if they hadn't, I'd kick them to the curb with malice.
  • Reg · 1 year ago
    Actually if they were lesbians then I wouldn't kick them out unless they follow my apartment rules about Naked Weekends.
  • Harold · 1 year ago
    have the police on speed dial and scope the scene.
  • Jon · 1 year ago
    Assume that I'm dead and call Beetlejuice.
  • Josh · 1 year ago
    I would show them I have a gun (which would be difficult, considering I don't), and give them a chance to explain themselves. Then I'd shoot them with my gun (once again, a difficult task), but only in the right leg, as a warning. Unless it was Elizabeth Banks. Then I'd shoot her in the left leg (I can't explain why).
  • Jeremy M · 1 year ago
    Have a tea party and begin a pillow fight.
  • Wade · 1 year ago
    id yell and threaten to call the cops why they were there, and if there answer was something like in the film then id befriend the couple
  • ddog · 1 year ago
    i'd probably act like a punk and freak out then once iv regained myself id go nuts and start wailing on the guy or gal
  • supremejred · 1 year ago
    I would take the guy out back and old yeller his ass with a shotgun. I would take the girl out
    back and bang her then put her down as well.
  • Raz · 1 year ago
    I would flash the Mr. Spock sign and say "I come in peace".
  • TSA · 1 year ago
    I would be shocked, puzzled, maybe scream...run out the door and call the cops!
  • Tyler · 1 year ago
    I would ask "Who brought the beer?"
  • Troy · 1 year ago
    Say what up.
  • Ken Harwood · 1 year ago
    I would discuss with them the socio-economic conditions which brought them there .... while I wait for the cops to arrive!
  • Donna · 1 year ago
    Call the cops.
  • Darren Perleberg · 1 year ago
    What the hell is going on?
  • Christy Schultz · 1 year ago
    I guess it would depend on the situation at the time. Might call the cops.
  • Grant · 1 year ago
    i would say "WTF mate?"
  • Sam · 1 year ago
    my first reaction?
    "oh i'm sorry, i must be in the wrong place" walk out and double check the building
  • George · 1 year ago
    I'd have to hurt them!
  • Peter · 1 year ago
    My first reaction would be to check to see if any of my things were missing, especially my DVD's.
  • marleenandlouie · 1 year ago
    I would know I was in the wrong place because I don't live in an apartment but it would startle me at first!
  • Grant · 1 year ago
    the FIRST thing i would do is shut the door and make sure that i was at the right place...

    There are plenty of outrageous things i would do next, but you said... "what is the first thing i would do"
  • Troy Vanderpool · 1 year ago
    "I'm sorry, one of us appears to be in the wrong place."
  • Michelle L. · 1 year ago
    Leave and call 911, but, I would keep an eye on the building to make sure they don't leave with my stuff.
  • Ken Robinson · 1 year ago
    Police!!! Police!!! What's the number for 911?
  • Nicole · 1 year ago
    I would talk to them first, then maybe call 911
  • Presten · 1 year ago
    Now I'd be shocked and hope that one of them plays the djembe!
  • Lanee · 1 year ago
    I would be extremely shocked and asked what they're doing here, i'd still be mad if they had a reason or not for entering, so i'd call the police, unless, they want to give me someting i've alsways wanted, in return.
  • Pauline Hackett · 1 year ago
    I would probably call the police and then go ballistic. I would scream at them to get out or else
  • Shaun Wallner · 1 year ago
    Practice my batting swing.
  • Danny B · 1 year ago
    1st- I would ask if they paid the rent this month.
    2nd-I would ask if they brought the party supplies.
  • Linda Pinto · 1 year ago
    I would back myself out of the apartment and call the police.
  • judy brittle · 1 year ago
    Just turn around and walk out. Go next door to neighbors and call 911.
  • keith james · 1 year ago
    shock then anger
  • Anne · 1 year ago
    I would think I'd mistakenly entered someone elses apartment and check the number on the door!
  • agordon10 · 1 year ago
    What's for dinner?
  • Geoff K · 1 year ago
    I'd think that Bristol and Levi needed somewhere to hide out after defying Mama Palin's demands.
  • Erica C. · 1 year ago
    ask for the rent money asap!
  • Margaret Smith · 1 year ago
    This movie looks so great. I'd love to win this. Thanks so much for offering the chance.
  • Shirley · 1 year ago
    Tell them they are in the wrong apartment!
  • berwyn100 · 1 year ago
    I would leave and call the police
  • Tonya Froemel · 1 year ago
    First I would think I was in the wrong apartment, then I would ask why they were there before most likely freaking out.
  • leloni · 1 year ago
    WTF!
  • Debbie B. · 1 year ago
    I'd call 911
  • Linda · 1 year ago
    Yikes!I am a subscriber.
  • christopher h · 1 year ago
    i'd wet myself.
  • Pat Connors · 1 year ago
    I would be thinking that I was on the wrong floor and walked into a different apartment.
  • David Hollingsworth · 1 year ago
    I would wonder why they came to my place, because I'm not the first person to go to for "party central", and then I would call the police.
  • Nora Scott-Platt · 1 year ago
    I would say what the heck where did these people come from and who turned my world upside down.
  • Karen B · 1 year ago
    Call the police - and then probably have an heart attack (I'm OLD!!)
  • ellen cunningham · 1 year ago
    I'd wonder if someone was playing a joke on me.
  • Joan Greaton · 1 year ago
    I would probably scream and yell for help, assuming they were robbers.
  • Bob Barton · 1 year ago
    I'd throw them out on their ear!!
  • Allan · 1 year ago
    I would wonder who they are and what they're doing there, and if they're not insane psychos, then perhaps we could all have some adult fun together.
  • Sandy · 1 year ago
    seriously call 911- then walk in and say wtf is going on and maybe mace them
  • Alan Moore · 1 year ago
    i would kick out the dude and steal his woman.
  • Linda · 1 year ago
    Welcome them to my home, and tell them to get the hell out!!
  • Carol Lawrence · 1 year ago
    I would wonder when I hsd moved to an apartment,then I would call 911 on my cell.
  • Denyse · 1 year ago
    I'd play ity safe- I'd call 911 from outside the house.
  • Christine · 1 year ago
    I'd probably ask them why the laundry wasn't done. Thanks.
  • Christina S. · 1 year ago
    I would have to call 911 and if they got violent I would grab something hard and go postal on them lol.
  • Richard Bonjour · 1 year ago
    Outrage and shock !
  • Patricia Simpkin · 1 year ago
    After having a heart attack, I'd call the police!
  • Sharon Jones · 1 year ago
    That they were trying to get away from the kids...probably teenager kids
  • Angela J · 1 year ago
    Sheer terror!
  • Janet F · 1 year ago
    I would hide under the couch!
  • janeh · 1 year ago
    I would go back outside and make sure that I was in the right place.......I always blame
    myself (bad habit)......
  • veronica sandberg · 1 year ago
    I'd leave and call the police
  • Denise B. · 1 year ago
    I would call the police and press charges against them and sue them.
  • Sharon Haas · 1 year ago
    LOL
    I'd just hope that A. I liked them & B. that they had enough money to help with my winter heat bill cause I like it WARM!
  • Clifton Wade · 1 year ago
    Hope they are decent people and ask them if they mind sleeping on the couch!
    Thanks for this great contest and prize!
  • Dee · 1 year ago
    Sit down and turn on the TV! "rents due at the beginning of the month"

    Hard times in a recession. I'm open to roommates lol.
  • david basile · 1 year ago
    give my self a smack to make sure i am awake
  • Jeffrey W · 1 year ago
    I would first be shocked to see them. Then I would say, 'hello'. Then quickly ask my wife if she knows them, just to make sure she did not rent out our place to make some extra money.
  • Clint Robertson · 1 year ago
    I'd tell the woman she could stay but the guy would have to get out !
  • Victor V. · 1 year ago
    I'd call 911, grab a weapon and stand by the front door to make sure no one leaves.
  • Rhonda Struthers · 1 year ago
    Who the heck are you!!
  • Leona P · 1 year ago
    leave and call the cops
  • Douglas Roy · 1 year ago
    Since I know many couples with the last name of "Strange" I would ask them to identify themselves, so they would no longer be "strangers" and we'd talk and reflect on the circumstances of their being there.
  • Anthony Hedden · 1 year ago
    Ask them what they are doing there
  • ryan · 1 year ago
    I would grab my gun and shoot them dead. Or just not go in the house and call the cops.
  • Dave · 1 year ago
    I'd ask them for rent money.
  • David · 1 year ago
    Tell them to leave.
  • blueviolet · 1 year ago
    I would turn around and walk out and call my husband on my cell phone.
  • Virgie · 1 year ago
    Pull out my mace and call 911.
  • jayne · 1 year ago
    I would freak!
  • tim brown · 1 year ago
    Do you have pizza
    THANK YOU GOD BLESS
  • Jim W. · 1 year ago
    It'd depend if they were freaky looking or normal looking. If they were freaky I'd panic and start screaming, normal looking I'd calmly ask them to leave.
  • Evelyn · 1 year ago
    Well they better run. Faster than me after them!
  • Danny Davis · 1 year ago
    It's buggerin' time!
  • Annie G · 1 year ago
    Call the police?
  • jason fiske · 1 year ago
    Ask "Where's the Beer"?
  • Angela Palmer · 1 year ago
    I would probably beat them about the head with a big stick.
  • Amal · 1 year ago
    To comment to Jim W. If you look like a freak on the outside chances are your pretty nice on the inside. It's the normal looking ones who are the serial killers. right?
  • Amal · 1 year ago
    I'd probably pretend to by blind, start feeling my way out and say, "oops, my bad... wrong apartment".
  • Jayme Isaacs · 1 year ago
    I Would Asked Them Why They Are In My Apartment And Then Asked Them To Leave
  • Thomas Gibson · 1 year ago
    I would join in. My prayers would be answered.
  • J Chaborek · 1 year ago
    I'd ask them how they were & if they took the dog out or not.
  • Barbara Hunt · 1 year ago
    I would say "hi", how'd you get in?
  • Scott · 1 year ago
    I would call the police & have them out of my apartment Thanks for the contest.
  • David Bertolo · 1 year ago
    Shoot em-----
  • Samantha Pruitt · 1 year ago
    if they were cool i'd party with them, maybe we could split the rent or something!
  • Lydia · 1 year ago
    I think once I realized someone was in my home...I would leave and come back with the police....which makes me sad cause that means the guests would be deported, and they didn't deserve that. Can't we all just get along, and eat Ice Cream (without gaining weight!)
  • Crystal F · 1 year ago
    I would start screaming and try to get out of the apartment.
  • Jeanine Price · 1 year ago
    I would ask them if the lady of the house was there and then would try to sell them encylopedias!
  • Denise R · 1 year ago
    'If' I lived in an apartment (which I don't) I would leave, call the cops, and then have my locks changed.
  • kathy pease · 1 year ago
    GET THE F*$# OUT OF HERE :O
  • Talitha Lee · 1 year ago
    Dumbfounded shock!
  • kathleen yohanna · 1 year ago
    I would think one of my kids brought them home because they needed help.
  • Leigh Nichols · 1 year ago
    Call the Po Po!!
  • Angie P · 1 year ago
    I'd start looking to see where Ashton Kutcher was hiding.
  • Kathy Conley · 1 year ago
    Get the hell out!
  • Kayce C · 1 year ago
    Id probably talk to them for a while.
  • Thomas Semesky · 1 year ago
    What's for supper!
  • cathleen n. · 1 year ago
    I'd have to find their address and live in their apartment without their permission! Or at least milk them for a month's worth of rent, etc.
  • Shannon · 1 year ago
    Look for Aston Kutcher...as I'd be positive I was being "Punked". ;-)
  • BA · 1 year ago
    Say "Beetlejuice" three times.
  • Lily Kwan · 1 year ago
    I would feel very shocked.
  • Kristen Hendricks · 1 year ago
    I would probably scream and ask what the heck they were doing there.
  • Peggy Gorman · 1 year ago
    I would say ,oops,wrong place and leave as fast as I could
  • donnak4 · 1 year ago
    I would scream.
  • Tony Ricci · 1 year ago
    I would see if they were interested in starring in some home production videos.
  • Janet · 1 year ago
    Call the cops.
  • Buddy Garrett · 1 year ago
    Call 911
  • Timothy Sternberg · 1 year ago
    I would grabbed a machete and go beserker on them.
  • Ribeka Kim · 1 year ago
    I'd ask if they made dinner...
  • Betty Shoemaker · 1 year ago
    call the cops I am a chicken
  • L McLendon · 1 year ago
    Honestly. My first instinct would definitely be to call the police.
  • Ronald Holst · 1 year ago
    I would most likely get my shot gun out of the truck and tell them they can leave quickly or they can wait for the ambulance .
  • Lydia · 1 year ago
    option one:
    I would scream like a girl..no wait, I am a girl.

    option two:
    you know how you can never be angry when eating Ice Cream....well, offer the 'intruders' some ice cream... then tell them to clean their bowls before they leave.
  • Eva · 1 year ago
    I'd touch the ground
  • Bob Dunn · 1 year ago
    I probably would have listened at the bathroom door before opening it. I would have looked around and maybe yelled through the door.