DISQUS

Film School Rejects: Win ‘Burn Notice’ Season One on DVD!

  • Evan · 1 year ago
    I'd make a good secret agent because I'm quick to read and reply to contests.
  • brent · 1 year ago
    because i have closely followed the instructions on askaninja.com
  • Bill Brasky · 1 year ago
    because I am Bruce Campbell
  • Robert Wise · 1 year ago
    Because I rock.
  • D-Rock · 1 year ago
    Because I am damn good at littering everyday conversations with countless sexual innuendos.
  • Christy Schultz · 1 year ago
    Because I am very sneaky and no one would suspect little old me.
  • Michelle S. · 1 year ago
    I would be a good secret agent because I learn fast, talk fast, and drive fast. I love bad puns and can fade into the woodwork when necessary. Great giveway--I love this show!
  • Robert Fure · 1 year ago
    If you're not watching Burn Notice, enter this contest and try to win these DVDs. One of the best new shows, easily one of the best shows of the summer. Really good. I'd make a good secret agent because of my unbridled rage being easily channeled into making things explode.
  • Susan · 1 year ago
    I am a very average single mom - I'd blend in almost anywhere
  • Chris F. · 1 year ago
    Because I would play Prince songs on guitar to distract everyone from my mission.
  • Swankygirl · 1 year ago
    Because I am fully prepared for the Zombie Apocalypse. Shhh! Don't tell - it's a secret!
  • Robert B. · 1 year ago
    I would make a great secret agent because of my sexy good looks, and unexpected gas attacks that can knock you out at fifty feet. I have the enemy saying, “Wow, he’s hot… GOOD GOD! What is that awful sme…,” (thud).
  • Victoria Ross · 1 year ago
    I'd be great because no one notices me. LOL
  • Danelle · 1 year ago
    I'd make a great secret agent because I know that guns make you stupid, duct tape makes you smart.
  • Rita M · 1 year ago
    An old lady with a cane, c'mon... who would suspect me!
  • Jennifer Barnett · 1 year ago
    I am a great secret keeper. No one ever gets any info. out of me. Also, I have a lovely compact that would make a terrific phone.
  • agordon10 · 1 year ago
    Because I already am one!
  • Susan Smith · 1 year ago
    I can be sneeky.
  • Brian Smith · 1 year ago
    I feel that I would make a great secret agent because I have never lost a fight to the death. Additionally I own a Omega Seamaster digital watch that is waterproof up to 200 meters(thats right metric system) thus if i were in an underwater battle against mutant shark-spider hybrids I would would be fully capable of using the standard issue mutant shark-spider hybrid repellent/hypnosis device that is built into it.
  • berwyn100 · 1 year ago
    I would be a good Secret Agent because I like detail, and I like to get at the truth.
  • Daniel Segal · 1 year ago
    I would make a great secret agent because I can lose myself in a crowd.
  • mverno · 1 year ago
    i would make a great agent
  • kelvin hobson · 1 year ago
    would like to win!
  • D Scofield · 1 year ago
    I would make a great spy because I am easily lost in a crowd, but will stand out for this contest. Please consider me for one of the copies of "Burn Notice" season one.
  • cynthia mccoy · 1 year ago
    i'm great at imitating voices...
  • Janet F · 1 year ago
    I keep secrets
  • Olive · 1 year ago
    I would be a divine spy because I have an identical twin sister, therefore, I could be in two places at once, have my twin distract the bad guys while I do all the sleuthing.
    It could be mayhem. It could be fuuuuuuun.
  • Cary Gordon · 1 year ago
    I am impossible to hide, so I blend in by necessity.
    No, really I do.
  • Tonya Keener · 1 year ago
    because I'm awesome under the covers oooopes I mean undercover
  • Nora Scott-Platt · 1 year ago
    Because I like to find out the outcome of situations.
  • Mike S · 1 year ago
    I'd make a great secret agent because nobody would expect a chubby nerd who swears a lot to be a spy.
  • marleenandlouie · 1 year ago
    I would make the worst detective ever!
  • Larry Wheeler · 1 year ago
    Nobody suspects the meter reader!!!! Ha Ha
  • Stephen Saunders · 1 year ago
    I'd suck! LOL, I'd be so baddddddd at being a secret agent.
  • Megan B. · 1 year ago
    I'd make a great secret agent because I am so tiny and "cute" no one would ever suspect that I could be so deadly. I'd blow them all away with my super ninja tricks, trust.
  • Dorothy Davidson · 1 year ago
    I can be very stealthy, which should be an asset as a secret agent.
  • David · 1 year ago
    I can keep my mouth shut.
  • Laura · 1 year ago
    Cause I have great intuition
  • valley stream · 1 year ago
    well i can keep a secret
  • david basile · 1 year ago
    well i can keep a secret
    sorry about the first one
  • Carrie · 1 year ago
    I am a fat, old, gray haired woman, nobody ever notices me. Plus having kept tabs on 3 teenagers I have highly honed spy skills!
  • Brian · 1 year ago
    Because my mom drives me nuts to.
  • Doug · 1 year ago
    Id make a great secret agent because not only can I keep a secret but I have a genuine dislike of people so there would be no worries about me getting attached to someone.
  • Denyse · 1 year ago
    I'd be a great secret agent because I could blend in anywhere!
  • Carrie · 1 year ago
    I'm both well read and have a degree in anthropology. Because of this, I have the knowledge and the ability to blend in with any group in any region. I'm very calm and slow to anger, but I'm good at channeling my violence streak.
  • Jason · 1 year ago
    Because I have mastered the stealth mode.
  • Deborah Wellenstein · 1 year ago
    I would make a great secret agent, because no one ever notices me in a crowd. Or by myself. Thank you for this giveaway!
  • tim brown · 1 year ago
    why not
    THANK YOU GOD BLESS
  • Gena · 1 year ago
    Because I am a dainty little girl that nobody would suspect could do a lot of damage. Also, I think the business cards would be really cool.
  • Sean · 1 year ago
    Because only Michael Westen can satisfy my wife.
  • Rhonda · 1 year ago
    I would make a great secret agent because I can keep a secret.
  • Pauline M · 1 year ago
    I would be a horrible secret agent.... I'd start giggling when I tried to hide.... maybe when my kids are older????
  • Danny Davis · 1 year ago
    I would make the best secret agent because I have an extensive martial arts background already, and very little regard for human life.
  • llinda29 · 1 year ago
    because I am a sneeky person
  • Marie · 1 year ago
    I have a certain "moral flexibility" that would lend itself to this vocation.
  • Art B · 1 year ago
    Believe me, nobody would ever, ever guess...but I can keep a secret!
  • Richard T. · 1 year ago
    Because I look like an average (overweight) male.
  • Donna Coughlin · 1 year ago
    I’m both well read and have a degree in anthropology
  • Kathy Scott · 1 year ago
    I have had a lot of practice raising my two mischievous boys. Thanks for the chance.
  • Jacob · 1 year ago
    Because I am the most un-memorable person you could ever know. Really. After you read a few more comments, you won't even remember this one. I'm a ghost.
  • Tracey Byram · 1 year ago
    I would make a great secret agent because I'm the only person I know that can keep a secret. Plus I'm tiny, 4'11", so I'd be able to hide easily. And my hearing is excellent so that I could eavesdrop effectively. I've also got this closet full of weird clothes that I could use as disguises.
  • LInda Moeller · 1 year ago
    For some reason, people seem comfortable telling me their life's story.
  • Sean · 1 year ago
    Because I lack any kind of moral fortitude.
  • Evelyn · 1 year ago
    I know how to blend, keep a secret and am private.
  • Christine · 1 year ago
    I'd make a great secret agent because I am super observant and notice everything, flies that are down, toilet paper on shoes. You know, the important stuff. Thank you!
  • Danielle H · 1 year ago
    My super sweet and innocent face - no one would suspect me!
  • JC · 1 year ago
    Because maybe I already am one and nobody knows it?!
  • Ken Robinson · 1 year ago
    Decades of watching 007 movies have honed my skills.
  • william causey · 1 year ago
    if i told you i would have to kill you
  • Evey Wiechert · 1 year ago
    I'd be brilliant due to my complete ineptness at all physical activity; however, like Sam, I'm
    smooth with the other gender. And a complete mooch.
  • Leslie · 1 year ago
    Terrific
  • Teresa W. · 1 year ago
    Because nobody would suspect a middle aged woman!
  • K. Cleaver · 1 year ago
    I'd be a great secret agent because I've watched every episode of 24. :)
  • Victor V. · 1 year ago
    I'd make a great secret agent because I can look you in the eye and lie.
  • Michelle L. · 1 year ago
    I look like a plain Jane so no one will suspect me as a secret agent.
  • James Jenkins · 1 year ago
    I'm not the secret agent type
  • Jake · 1 year ago
    Because I also have an agenda against Moose & Squirrel.
  • Jacob · 1 year ago
    I already spy on people, so I might as well get paid for it, right?
  • supremejred · 1 year ago
    I would make a great secret agent simply because I know secret squirrel. He and I have had
    quite an upstanding business relationship for quite some time. We have combined efforts
    on many occasions and have helped save the world a handful of times, plus we are largely
    the reason for Jason Bourne. I taught Ol' Jason everything he knows.
  • Joyce · 1 year ago
    I have three daughters so am good at keeping up with their activities and having to figure out what they are up to.
  • valerie mabrey · 1 year ago
    I would be great becuase i am a mother of teens and you already have to have eyes int he back of your head for that.
  • Linda Pinto · 1 year ago
    I would make a great secret agent because I have imagination and courage.
  • Jon · 1 year ago
    Just because I'm me.
  • judy brittle · 1 year ago
    i would make a great secret agent but i just can't tell you why because its a secret.
  • Nikki K Evans · 1 year ago
    BEcause no one would be expecting it out of someone as "normal" as me to be a secret agent.
  • Dave · 1 year ago
    I'm such a nerd, no one would ever suspect I would be capable of being a secret agent.
  • Belinda · 1 year ago
    I keep secrets well.
  • jan koontz · 1 year ago
    just to cool
  • Patricia Simpkin · 1 year ago
    I'd make a great spy. I am very good at subterfudge and disquises.
  • Wes · 1 year ago
    Now, now. If I told you then it would no longer be a secret.
  • gordon · 1 year ago
    I'm good at solving puzzles and I can rock a trenchcoat!
  • Richard Brandt · 1 year ago
    Because I can slip in and out unnoticed
  • Connie · 1 year ago
    Because Dan Aykroyd and Chevy Chase made it look so darn fun.
  • toebin_pogo · 1 year ago
    Two words: Exploding Shoes
  • Danielle · 1 year ago
    Because I'm mentally ill, and odd and I know about all sports, I have a compass in my head, I know anything about technology, and how to put anything together with no problems. And the best part I'm a woman and no one would suspect that I was a secret agent.
  • Erica L · 1 year ago
    For one thing, I'm available. For another, I'm easily overlooked--people act like I'm not even there. I overhear all kinds of things. Lastly, I can keep a secret.
  • Deb Heiser · 1 year ago
    WHEN I WAS YOUNGER,HANDS DOWN I COULD HAVE BEEN THE BEST SPY OF THE DAY.MY SKILLS OF REMEMBER, MY KNOWLEDGE OF CAR MODELS,AND ALWAYS OBSERVING MY SURROUNDINGS. I HAVE EVEN DROVE A CAR IN A HIGH SPEED CHASE, WHEN GAS WAS CHEAPER. VIEWED A FEW SECRET RENDEZVOUS,AND I HAVE DELIVER A BABY. AND I KNOW HOW TO HANDLE MY GUN. SECRET AGENT HELL YA! SIGN ME UP, I LOVE` BURN NOTICE'
  • Vicki wurgler · 1 year ago
    I'm very tiny and sneaky
  • Jay French · 1 year ago
    I am a master of disguise. When I meet people I went to high school with, they don't recognize me.
  • Geri · 1 year ago
    Because I'm super sneaky and stealthy. ;)
  • Kimberly · 1 year ago
    I am easily ignored
  • Phillip Fry · 1 year ago
    Because I can notice things other people don't.
  • Daniel M · 1 year ago
    um, i wouldn't - i'd be more like peter sellers in the pink panther movies
  • Linda Ellis · 1 year ago
    No one would ever think I was doing anything other than making my way to a bingo game.
  • Carolyn · 1 year ago
    I can always get people to talk. I'm like some cross between Oprah and Dr Phil.
  • Sue Farrell · 1 year ago
    I would be a good secret agent because no one suspects old ladies of being an agent
  • Yvonne North · 1 year ago
    I would make a good secret agent because I am devious.
  • Matthew · 1 year ago
    Because people often trust me...when they shouldn't.
  • Pamela Hansen · 1 year ago
    because I am a mother and I can always figure out when the kids are into trouble and who did what
  • Gayle Morgan · 1 year ago
    because I can move around unnoticed
  • bob · 1 year ago
    I can keep a secret.
  • stevie · 1 year ago
    I keep my mouth shut
  • Janet · 1 year ago
    I would make the worst detective ever!
  • camille ludwig · 1 year ago
    looks good
  • John · 1 year ago
    Because I am just that slick and smooth :)
  • blueviolet · 1 year ago
    The secret always stays with me. I never divulge. Also, I'm a shadow lurker.
  • Vikki C. · 1 year ago
    Because I would REALLY enjoy my work.
  • Mary B · 1 year ago
    Sorry, I wouldn't make a good secret agent, but can I nominate my husband (whom I'd love to win this for)? He is such a great adlibber! I never know when he is telling the truth or just giving me a line of bull! He could talk his way out of any situation and he's a hunk besides!!
  • Gloria Dornin · 1 year ago
    No one would ever look at me and think I was an agent, but I am sneaky and quick
  • Jim W. · 1 year ago
    I'm a pretty generic looking guy, I'd blend right in with all the other bland dudes.
  • Sarah Stern · 1 year ago
    I would make a great agent because no one would ever suspect the total klutz
  • jayne · 1 year ago
    I would make a great secret agent cause noone would ever suspect a gal with brains and beauty of bein an agent :)
  • Dddiva · 1 year ago
    I would make a great secret agent because I can play the ditz with the best of them all the while finding out what I need to know. People trust you or think you are no threat when you are a giggly girlie girl.
  • Jessica · 1 year ago
    I'd make a great secret agent because I can keep secrets, and I'm a patient person
  • Jayme Isaacs · 1 year ago
    I Would Make A Great Secret Agent Because I Would Help Anybody In Need.
  • Anne G · 1 year ago
    Well, I don't think I'd make a great secret agent - I'm just too honest and forthright and I can't act worth a darn. Hope that doesn't disqualify from winning this DVD cause it is a great show!
  • philip halter · 1 year ago
    pick me
  • Marion B · 1 year ago
    I would make a great agent because I look nothing like one so no one would ever suspect me. Plus I loved playing "detective" as a kid!
  • Eric Rollins · 1 year ago
    I would make a great spy since I look like no one special and blend in.
  • Bobv · 1 year ago
    I've seen a lot of spy movies, that might nelp.
  • Kristen Hendricks · 1 year ago
    I would make a great secret agent because I have very good ears and am a good listener. I would be able to overhear a lot of what other people are talking about.
  • Kayce Crews · 1 year ago
    count me in
  • L McLendon · 1 year ago
    I am very detail oriented!

    Count me in.
  • Trisha Dowling · 1 year ago
    i always know when my kids are up to no good!
  • Joy Venters · 1 year ago
    because I have such a trusting face
  • Kathleen S. · 1 year ago
    because no one would ever suspect me!
  • christopher h · 1 year ago
    because i'm invisible - just ask any attractive woman i encouter
  • phillip stacy · 1 year ago
    I am covered in radar absorbing material.
  • Lara Aleff · 1 year ago
    I'd be a good secret agent because I'm a good listener. I have a tendency to listen more than I speak. Therefore, I could pick up on little clues.
  • Roger Deming · 1 year ago
    I would make a great undercover agent because I look like everybody else and would blend in with the crowd. I have above smarts and even better have common sense.
  • Samantha Pruitt · 1 year ago
    i'm really good at hiding and climbing, and i can move quickly when i have to!
  • Jeanine Price · 1 year ago
    Because I am sneaky!
  • Leigh Nichols · 1 year ago
    Because I'm suspicious of EVERYTHING and I have OCD!
  • Ronni · 1 year ago
    I am only 5 foot tall so I can hide in small places!
  • Sylvia Porter · 1 year ago
    i can breathe really quietly, so that's good for hiding in a quiet room
  • Dorothy R. · 1 year ago
    Because I know what to do.
  • Art Vandelay · 1 year ago
    No one would ever suspect an architect/latex salesman of actually being an architect/latex salesman/secret agent, would they? That would be crazy.
  • kathy pease · 1 year ago
    i am verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry sneakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkky :)
  • Jennifer Schroeder · 1 year ago
    I'd make a great secret agent because no one pays more attention to other people's business then me! :)
  • ann hunter · 1 year ago
    I would make a great secret agent because I've had lots of practice....I spy on my daughter all the time!!!! Sorry, but I have no choice. I have to save her from herself!
  • Buddy Garrett · 1 year ago
    I make a mean martini
  • kathleen yohanna · 1 year ago
    I would be a good spy because no one would suspect a 61 year old woman who is already on the plimp side.
  • Chrystal Jones · 1 year ago
    I would be a great secret agent because I know how to keep my mouth shut and not spill the beans. I also would be great at keeping things secret and on track.
  • Kelly M · 1 year ago
    Don't know who I am? That's because any secret agent worth her salt knows how to
    B L E N D in.....now you see me.......now you don't :-)
  • Susanne Troop · 1 year ago
    I can pull off keeping secrets great!
  • Ed Nemmers · 1 year ago
    I have a hidden power supply.
  • Sand · 1 year ago
    I look very innocent but I'm not.
  • Joan Koczon · 1 year ago
    Because I am an elderly grandma and look the old
    grammy part... but.... well you know the rest.
  • donnak4 · 1 year ago
    I am a good actress. I always thought I would be good undercover.
  • Suanne Giddings · 1 year ago
    I am naturally curious, I raised a daughter through the teen years and beyond, and I spied on and questioned kids for nearly 30 years as a teacher. Thanks for the chance to win!
  • Timothy Sternberg · 1 year ago
    I’d make a good secret agent because I’m quick to read and reply to contests.
  • Lily Kwan · 1 year ago
    I'm very quiet and sneaky!
  • Marc · 1 year ago
    I don't think like anybody else. I have some spectacular ideas that can change the world. Really, I've putting things together...and most of them are already in place. Of course, I can't tell you what these spectacular ideas are because that would be "telegraphing my punches." Oh, I could tell you, but then I'd have to....well, you know.
  • April · 1 year ago
    I'd make a great secret agent, because I have the kind of face that blends into the crowd. Plus, I'm quick on my feet and capable of getting myself out of trouble.
  • Marina · 1 year ago
    I like to try new things.