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Film School Rejects: We Always Knew Russell Brand Was a Dirty Pirate

  • Sam · 1 year ago
    The Burton part is the most exciting to me. As excited as I can get over this.

    Sasha Cohen or Russell Brand would be an interesting fit. I think they were both great in their supporting roles in the movies you referenced. Cohen is obviously a talented actor, whether you like his Ali G / Borat / Bruno characters or not. I haven't seen Brand in anything else though, so I don't know about him.
  • Patrick Ramser · 1 year ago
    Brand is incredible. I would pretty much love a new Pirates movie (Burton or not) just with him in it.
  • Nish · 1 year ago
    God I hate Brand. Why ruin a good thing and put him in any movie. I suppose Americans can't get enough of him, whereas we've had enough over here. However, I think the SBC idea is pretty good and would like to see Tim Burton do a pirate movie. No doubt there will be a role for HBC in it as well, maybe as Sparrows sister!
  • Davebaxter1989 · 1 year ago
    Well I disagree Nish I'm a brit and I'd start queuing now to see Brand and Cap'n Jack share a screen - his stand-up DVDs crack me the fuck up.
  • Alericc · 1 year ago
    Wow, how can you make a really bad movie with lots of money and characters that many people hate.....I know put in Russel Brand and have Tim Burton direct it.

    Seriously Tim is not racking up a lot of successful movies, he is 3 for 12 in my book.
  • Lo · 1 year ago
    Please God no Russel Brand!! I hate that annoying obnoxious twit. And as much as I love Tim Burton I think Gore hes done a fantastic job thus far and would really love to see him come back although if it turns out this way I won't be overly disappointed.... as long as the Brand rumour is untrue!!
  • Brian Rodden · 1 year ago
    Keep Gore. Put in Sasha Cohen. No Russell Brand.
  • Troy · 1 year ago
    Want to ruin a movie franchise? Put brand in it.
  • Davebaxter1989 · 1 year ago
    Want to ensure your child works in porn? call him troy.

    And what movie franchises has Brand ruined?
  • Nina · 1 year ago
    Aww.. you posted this on my birthday. What awesome news! I do hope Russell gets that part.

    Well I am off to invest all my money in foreclosure signs.
  • Flammablepiss · 8 months ago
    I totally adore Keira Knightley.. got like every movie with her in it and i have several signed pictures etc.
    I hate Russell Brand soooo much that if he was in this movie it would put me off buying the dvd and watching it at cinemas. And thats saying something !!!
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