DISQUS

Film School Rejects: Uwe Boll Is a James Bond Villain!

  • Neil Miller · 1 year ago
    Oh snap...

    He did not just say that about Michael Bay...

    You are going DOWN Uwe Boll!
  • Brian · 1 year ago
    I'd rather watch the entire Ed Wood, Jr. collection in one sitting, than sit through 5 minutes of a Uwe Boll movie. And only a real "genius" would ever refer to himself as such. I hope this thing gets 2 million signatures!
  • Cole Abaius · 1 year ago
    I volunteer to see Postal for the site - and I'll grade it, not in the usual system, but on a pass/fail basis as to whether or not it's the best movie of the past ten years.
  • Cody · 1 year ago
    I signed that thing like 20x he really sucks only he could get on his home video camera and diss some of the best in the biz and think hes the shit.

    Let take him out, Top Gun Style!
  • Robert Fure · 1 year ago
    No one disses Michael Bay (AWESOME) like that!

    But let's be honest - he hit the nail on the head about Eli Roth. Same shit movie, different release dates.

    I've actually seen pretty much all of Boll's work besides that Jason Statham bullshit In the Name of the King. Alone in the Dark actually wasn't that bad. And House of the Dead had some OK parts. I would rather watch those than some other shit.

    And Cody, signing the petition 20x is not very democratic, and actually should negate the entire petition. 1 million unique signatures were needed. Now the entire petition is in doubt. BOLL LIVES.
  • Cody · 1 year ago
    I dont think Fure is a true Michael Bay Fan =P
  • Bill Brasky · 1 year ago
    He said Pro-Bowl
  • Bill Brasky · 1 year ago
    So I am reading this article which chastises Uwe Boll ... meanwhile a web banner ad for "In the Name of the King" runs across the top
  • Josh Radde · 1 year ago
    I think this guy has a sense of humor about himself y'all are missing.

    I mean listen to that fake, funny accent. HILARIOUS.

    note to readers: Josh Radde is ironic--An ironic genius some might say.
  • Kevin Carr · 1 year ago
    I think Josh Radde is a James Bond villain. I know you have a fluffy white cat
  • Josh Radde · 1 year ago
    She resides in your wife's pants, Carr.

    {BURN}
  • El Bicho · 1 year ago
    He was right about Michael Bay
  • Eva · 1 year ago
    I don't want Uwe Boll to stop making movies. I know his movies are crazy and ridiculous but I don't think people should unite against him to try and stop him from doing what he loves to do. I say let him continue making his fantastically horrible movies and let him be happy doing it.