DISQUS

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  • Dan · 5 months ago
    -Dr. Cliff Huxtable

    -Reverse Teen Wolf Disorder: Werewolves turn into Michael J. Fox
  • Anthony E. · 5 months ago
    -Dr. Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck)

    -Inverse Reversal: Where the reproductive organ of a male or female is not only inverted or inserted inside the being, but it also in the wrong location... it's displayed where the anus should be. Thus in order to urinate one would have to sit, and in order to do the other, it's just too difficult to explain nor fathom. INVERSE REVERSAL.
  • Teresa W. · 5 months ago
    Luka on ER!
  • Pete · 5 months ago
    -Dr. House(sorry, but it's true....and it's not lupus)
    -Farmemberitus: A layer of fur growing on ones genitalia due to constant mating with farm animals.
    -Treatment: Soaking in Judge Doom's dip (turpentine, benzene and acetone) four times a day, twenty minutes at a time, in a pubic place. Both the doctor and Roger Rabbit suggest that the public place not be a farm.
  • randi · 5 months ago
    House!
  • Cakeblast · 5 months ago
    Dr. Ross from ER, played by that guy who dated the sexy tomato in Return of the Killer Tomatoes.

    larvagintis - an inflammation of the clitoris that causes qweefs to become raspy or hoarse.
  • Darren Perleberg · 5 months ago
    Dr. Sam Beckett from Quantum Leap.

    Nasal Flow Constantine: Snot continuosly flows from one's nostril(s).
  • Marcia Hickman · 5 months ago
    House!!!
  • djjeffhall · 5 months ago
    Seeing that I'm old school, my favorite TV doctor is still Quincy. The show lives fondly on in my memory.

    Strangest medical case? In a "real life" show? I have never watched CSI or Law & Order or any of the spate of "real life" dramas airing now so I'm a little lost on current "weird trends."

    Since you didn't specify I'm going to "bend" the rules and go with what I know. I could come up with about a dozen weird things from Farscape. Any reason for them to create a new puppet seemed to be their modus operandi. (Zhan being a plant and NOT needing sunlight, but meat to survive? How is that for convoluted medical logic. No wonder I seem to kill all my house plants. <heh>)

    Since you didn't specify, I'm going with the Princess Bride's "mostly dead." Billy Crystal's ad lib was brilliant and even if the rest of the film had been terrible (Which of course it wasn't, it's one of my favorties) it still would have been worth the price of admission just for that scene alone.
  • Marissa Williams · 5 months ago
    Hugh Laurie as Dr. House, strangest case...Sleeping Dogs Lie.
  • nycwhofan · 5 months ago
    House. Any case that's not lupus.
  • Dale Rodberg · 5 months ago
    We have set Royal Pains to tape tonight. I hope we like it.
  • harley senn · 5 months ago
    Dr Ross Gellar on Friends,,,,,
    Bowleinitus - Belief in Uwe Bowles ablity to some day make a good movie
  • cec · 5 months ago
    Dr. House is mine.
  • Debra Bashford · 5 months ago
    My fav is Dr. House!

    Slinkyitis: people who don't really have a purpose, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.
  • Leslie · 5 months ago
    I have to also say House is my favorite. He can cure anything
  • Peter · 5 months ago
    Hi everybody. My favorite is Dr Nick from the Simpsons.
  • Ladytink_534 · 5 months ago
    Dr. House! Though I may have to change my mind when I watch this....

    Hmm... I'm trying and trying and the only thing I can come up with is growing eyeballs complete with eye lashes on your body. I think I read it in a book though so it's not original :(
  • Teresa H. · 5 months ago
    Has to be Dr. House. Love the sarcasm! There is a rare condition that causes people to self inflict pain for no apparent reason.
  • ssanford · 5 months ago
    Dr. Melfi from the Sopranos. The strangest medical case has to be "the tree man" who is often on the discovery channel. He has that wart condition that makes his skin look like tree bark. Its fascinating to see and amazing that treatment or cure seems to elude the medical professionals.
  • Jennifer C. · 5 months ago
    Dr. Ross from ER was probably my favorite TV doctor. I still think the strangest medical cases are when women do not know they are pregnant until they give birth.
  • Jacob · 5 months ago
    I man has a twin brother......still inside of him. And the brother is still alvie. Somehow it has been living off the fodd in his system and the oxygen in his blood and they want to remove the internal twin without killing him
  • Rose · 5 months ago
    I'm going to have to reiterate the awesomeness of House. The strangest case for me was the one where a little boy had the same symptoms as an old woman that House couldn't save 10+ years ago. House ends up realizing that the disease had been hiding when he had tested for it.
  • Ellen C. · 5 months ago
    My favorite would be Dr. Giggles.
  • Nancy · 5 months ago
    Marcus Welby, M.D. He always had all the answers.
  • Danny B · 5 months ago
    Marcus Wellby M.D. My buddy had this, Elephanttitus of the Nuts, his balls were the size of grapefruits
  • Bryan Harris · 5 months ago
    My favorite tv doctor is JD. The chracter played by JD in the show scrubs. The strangest medical case I came up with is a sex change operation
  • John · 4 months ago
    Hawthorne is looking pretty good
  • scoopie77 · 2 months ago
    My favorite TV doctor would be Dr. Carter from ER. I loved watching him grow from a nervous med student into a man trying to save the world.

    The weirdest case I can think of is someone who gets big nails stuck in their head and they survive.