DISQUS

Film School Rejects: Twilight Fanatics Begin to Line Up in Large Numbers

  • Peter Jackson Sr. · 1 year ago
    I'm on my Black Berry right now. Waiting for Friday, and I'm missing 3 days of school... Not
    These people are crazzzay!
  • ANGRYBROOMSTICK · 1 year ago
    I have a real burning desire to punch Twilight fangirls to stop them from screaming like bimbos again.
  • Jeremy_M · 1 year ago
    What we need is another twilight riot!
  • Harold · 1 year ago
    My opinion would change about Twilight fangirls if they were A. hot and B. sucked my cock if I dressed like a vampire. Not a mutually exclusive thing by the way they need to both happen.
  • ANGRYBROOMSTICK · 1 year ago
    hahahaha. that was so sexist, but funny as hell.
  • Neil Miller · 1 year ago
    I am headed to a Twilight advance screening this evening... My goal is to start some sort of riot. I will file a report later this evening...
  • Meli · 1 year ago
    A lot of the girls are highly embarrassing and really need to take it down a notch and find a connection to reality. I have never understood the outlandish behavior some obsessed fans portray and it that doesn't just apply to Twilight.

    I'm not ashamed (but close) to admit I'm fan of Twilight and am looking forward to the movie, but I'm not expecting it to be some sort of masterpiece. I'd have to be delusional. If it's a fair adaptation I'll be pleased and try not to cringe too much with the crappy stunt work. On Friday I'll be one those moms taking the kid and one of her friends to the movies with fingers crossed that I don't have to murder any twitard who cannot keep her squeals to herself. And then there is the evil part of me who waits for the whiners who complain and cry because of the changes they made for the movie.
  • big_daddy · 1 year ago
    how deliciously evil..
  • ANGRYBROOMSTICK · 1 year ago
    fair enough, i agree
  • big_daddy · 1 year ago
    the best part of all this hype is when the movie sucks and they ALL turn on the whole thing. these stupid twitards will probably go as far as boycotting the books and shit to get the studios to change the movies. i cant wait
  • ANGRYBROOMSTICK · 1 year ago
    START A RIOT!!!!! Don't disappoint me.
  • Meli · 1 year ago
    LoL, that is what happened when Breaking Dawn (the 4th book) came out. A ton of twitards cried and whined on how they thought the author ruined the entire series and changed the characters and that they were going to return their copies and some even said they would burn their books. Ahahahahaha. It was funny. I'm sort of waiting for that backlash, but I have a feeling most of the girls are so delusional that they will swallow it all with squeals of delight.
  • Ronnie_S · 1 year ago
    I never heard of Twilight before the trailer came out. I also don't understand its appeal. This story doesn't seem very original to me. Mortal falling in love with immortal vampire; this has been done pretty much in every vampire story. Just make the characters teenagers, then say that this is going to be a series and let the teeny boppers come rolling in to the box office with their weekly allowance.
  • Mack41 · 1 year ago
    I hope that this movie is awful. Like worst movie ever bad. I want it to sweep athe razzies. Oh any chance of making FSR more iPhone friendly?
  • Cole_Abaius · 1 year ago
    We're working on that whole iPhone thing...unfortunately, Neil likes to write all his coding long-hand in crayon on the back of the children's menu from Captain Geech's Shrimp Hut. Admittedly, the crab cakes are delicious. But yeah, it takes a while to get the mobile thing a'goin' translating from code that's right next to a sea-themed Wordfind.
  • 790 · 1 year ago
    The world is doomed.
  • Mack41 · 1 year ago
    Haha. Nice to know you guys are working on it. I always try and check before and after school but sometimes it just doesn't load up. And typing on it is pain with this new comment section. Its great on the computer, but not so much the iPod.
  • Arou101 · 1 year ago
    I don't mind a vampire flick, but I wouldn't see this given the choice. My wife has transformed into a fangirl, and I have to put up with her acting giddy whenever the same trailer she's seen a million times comes on the television, or when they show an "exclusive" look at Twilight during one of her dumb shows. As much as I hate sitting in a theater and having to endure a horrible movie, part of me wants this to go down the shitter. Not because I hate my wife, I love her, but because I know that I'm going to be sitting in a theater full of teenage girls ready to squeal at any factor relating to the novel.

    And judging from the previews, the acting looks just awful. Like robotic daytime television prettied up for the big screen awful. You know, like when Keanu Reeves sends mail into the future.
  • Cole_Abaius · 1 year ago
    Like no one here dressed up as Obi-Wan when The Phantom Menace came out.
  • TL_is_now_TJL · 1 year ago
    Crazy mixed up kids with their hot topic clothes and vampire novel books made into terrible looking movies.

    I happily do not give a shit about what the youngsters are into.
  • Nicole · 1 year ago
    Amen to that.
    I really love it when all the Star Wars geeks bag on the Twilighters for dressing up.
    Seriously, it is far worse to dress up as Obi-Wan than to be wearing a "team Edward" shirt from Hot Topic. At LEAST, those aren't costume worthy...
  • Angelica · 1 year ago
    There was almost a riot in class today.
    There was a Harry Potter v. Twilight argument raging for half an hour.
    I, naturally, stepped in and became Sweden in this situation mentioning that Chronicles of Narnia is a perfectly acceptable fantasy series and that C.S. Lewis did it first.

    BONUS: The argument stemmed from how real each of them were.