DISQUS

djjeffhall · 6 months ago

"In fact, it’s clear to me that you’re not doing it at all." - Nice! Touché Bethany
RobertFure · 6 months ago

Say what you will about Cole, but he has the happiest blow up doll I've ever seen. Probably because he drew a really big smile over the suck hole, but still.

As for picking up chicks, you left out the most obvious way: Flex your abs while wearing nothing but pants made of money. Works every time.
chris · 6 months ago

I enjoy theese posts, keep doing them :)
David G · 6 months ago

I thought most guys new about the alphabet oral tech? I was thinking there was another, less known technique to share. And, Yes, Jack Black was great in Holiday. Favorite role of his thus far.
daviedave47 · 6 months ago

For me, it's either this role, or the role of Barry in "High Fidelity."
Phoghat · 6 months ago

"But, here’s a hint: trace the alphabet (use capital letters, this is key), or sign your name in cursive. (A further hint: don’t forget to dot the i’s and cross the t’s – even if there aren’t any in your real name. Try Zach Quinto, Teri Hatcher, Justin Timberlake.) Don’t ever tell her that’s what you’re doing, and before you get to LMNOP, she’ll be begging you to F." Sam Kinnison gave this advice over 20 years ago. Have used it since and has never failed.