DISQUS

Kevin_Carr · 6 months ago

I have one... The Star Wars Holiday Special...

Get really drunk, role play your performance from A New Hope only high as a kite with bad make-up on, invite some really really really old friends from your television days to join you, pretend it's a musical and sing while you do it, and invite your "Furry" friends to dress up as Chewbacca's son Stinky.

Oh, and shoot it all on video.
Josh_Radde · 6 months ago

Genius. Well done, Madame.
RobertFure · 6 months ago

You forgot the most obvious and realistic one: Star Wars: The Clone Wars - sit in a darkened room staring at Princess Leia action figure you've placed by a mirror so it looks like there is two of them and furiously masturbate.
Josh_Radde · 6 months ago

What about the Ewok Adventure? This is where you eff your precious Teddy Bear in the A. And since most Ewoks appear to be androgynous anyway, it's hard to call this exchange "gay."
Bethany P · 6 months ago

leave it to the pros, guys. although i will say that i was torn as to whether admiral ackbar was bestiality. i thought about this longer than i'm comfortable with.
djjeffhall · 6 months ago

Hilarious. Mr. Carr's follow up hits a little to close to home. <heh>