DISQUS

Film School Rejects: Turned On: Sex So Good, It Can’t Be Real

  • RobertFure · 6 months ago
    Last week you shortened "totally" to "totes" and now Julia Roberts is "J. Robs." Mr. DiClemente, my 7th grade English teacher, quietly weeps in a corner.
  • Bethany P · 6 months ago
    J.Robs is legit. ((that's "legitimate" to you, DiClemz)) and usually, the abbreviations are for humor. and by "humor," i mean annoying you. ooxx
  • Aleric · 6 months ago
    Yuck, Richard Gere and Julia Roberts in the same movie, makes me want to puck till I can't retch anything else up.
  • Brian Valentine · 6 months ago
    The scene in Basic Instinct when Michael Douglas gives Jeane Triplehorn an angry shellacking.
  • Jack · 6 months ago
    The Watchmen sex scene - it was dirty (latex boots), hilarious (hitting the flamethrower at orgasm), and of course, much longer than was necessary (way too much man-ass)
  • Josh_Radde · 6 months ago
    I was going to say that one as well.I was going to say that one as well.

    Also, there's a scene in The Specialist where Stallone and Sharon Stone do it in a shower. It's hot, but there's an unnecessary amount of Stallone ass being shown, as opposed to the Stone T & A we paid for.

    Oh, and the sex scene in Monster's Ball has to have the closest ratio of hotness : awkwardness caught on camera.
  • Bethany P · 6 months ago
    i also compiled a list of sex scenes i'm glad aren't sex. monster's ball was like #2.
  • Josh_Radde · 6 months ago
    Pretty awkward indeed.
  • daviedave47 · 6 months ago
    Maybe Megan Fox can put an interesting lesbian scene in a future movie that might end up on a list like this someday...wow...what a run-on sentence...

    I just read on IMDB that she is bi-sexual, but will only sleep with true lesbians as they are "not leftovers from some guy" (or something like that).

    Maybe Transformers 3...
  • Aleric · 6 months ago
    Dream on, she will keep it covered till you dont want to see it anymore.
  • Aleric · 6 months ago
    Dream on, she will keep it covered till you dont want to see it anymore. Jessica Alba is a prime example of Movie Tease.
  • daviedave47 · 6 months ago
    Ah...well...I know this is sacriligous on this site...but I won't be dreaming about her anytime soon (lesbian or not)...I am just not a fan of hers...she can't act, and there are MUCH prettier actresses out there (ones who CAN act).
  • Yazzy · 6 months ago
    Actually, Megan is showing her whole bod off in her next flick. Most of the pictures are already on the net.
  • Aleric · 6 months ago
    But she has latex covering all the good parts so that is the same as wearing a bathing suit.
  • tylerdurden1681 · 2 months ago
    you just had to mention Monsters Ball didn't you! That scene freaked me out for having to watch Billy Bob get all nasty.....ughhhh