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Film School Rejects: Transformers 2 Tops $200 Million in Five Days

  • audreysee · 4 months ago
    Thanks for the review. It was a good read even with the negative review. It's all good, I guess.
  • Bill Jenkins · 4 months ago
    You act like this is new but Titanic, a dreadfully awful movie, is #1 of all time.
  • Peter Donohue · 4 months ago
    Amen brother.

    But I think we'll see that although this movie will make ridiculous gobs of money, it won't get to the same degree as The Dark Knight. Why? Multiple viewings.
  • Reebee7 · 4 months ago
    I haven't seen this, but I still want to just to understand, or try to. But in honor of this article, I'll buy a ticket for another movie.

    I really didn't like Transformers. I also don't see why people can differentiate between the two. They both suck... Giant robots fighting.
  • Tom Brazelton · 4 months ago
    Why are you putting middle America on the hook for this? Like there aren't a bunch of people with a lack of taste running around Newark or Yorba Linda?
  • Neil Miller · 4 months ago
    Yeah John, what's with the finger-pointing toward "middle america"... Are you saying that people from the midwest are dumb? (Keep in mind that I, Neil Miller, am from the Midwest, so tread carefully...)
  • Peter Donohue · 4 months ago
    I think you just answered your own question then. HIYOOOO!

    Just kidding, I love you, and all that happy-crappy.
  • Get Over It · 4 months ago
    Stop your bitching. I am tired of reading the stupid bashing of this movie. We know you don't like it, FSR as a whole has stated this numerous times. It seems like movie goers disagree with all the critics and bashing of this movie. I loved this movie and plan on seeing at least 2 more times. Everyone that I have talked to that has seen this movie has loved it. Sure, this movie isn't perfect, but in my opinion there is no movie that is. Is this better than The Dark Knight? No, but that doesn't say its a bad movie. Out of all the movies that have been released in 2009, this has been my favorite.
  • Kangaroo Be Stoned · 4 months ago
    Do you think that those who hate ROTF decided they were going to hate it after reading the negative reviews, before even viewing the film?
  • Get Over It · 4 months ago
    That's a good point. After reading all the negativity, they conformed to those beliefs.
  • Reebee7 · 4 months ago
    Everyone I've talked to hated this movie. I understand there's a Transformer's Heaven?
  • Hokkbair · 4 months ago
    why is that so unbeleivable, if they are a natural organic species, why cant they they are robots to us but on there planet they are natural.
  • Neil Miller · 4 months ago
    We actually only have one writer who didn't like it... So 'numerous times' is a real stretch.
  • Kangaroo Be Stoned · 4 months ago
    Believe it or not some people don't give two shits about reviews, John, so Rotten Tomatoes means nothing to them.
  • Landon_Palmer · 4 months ago
    How can you have such polarized reactions to a movie like this chronicled on this website with everybody and their dog expressing an opinion on it and not expect everybody and their dog to have actually paid for a ticket that would allow them to join such a conversation? Love it or hate it, it's the big movie of the summer and people feel they have to see it, just like Pirates 2 three years ago despite the similarly vitriolic reactions to that movie.

    Watch for week 2. I'm guessing a 60% plummet.
  • deltavoyage · 4 months ago
    Now we have proof that America loves shitty movies!
  • Karl Horning · 4 months ago
    I found the film largely forgettable, I didn’t love it but I also didn’t hate it, it was just kind of there. This is also the same way I feel about the first one (which I don’t even remember the storyline for) so the polarised opinions that have been expressed here leaves me wondering (to use a tired cliché) what all the fuss is about.
  • zerosum0101 · 4 months ago
    I knew this movie was going to suck. I had no real desire to see it. Yet I saw it. I can't explain myself. I'd like to blame it on peer pressure. Eight of my friends wanted to go see it so I said "ehh why not?" The consensus for the most part was "it was pretty bad but it was ok". Yea, I know that makes no sense. I know it sounds insane but i feel like this is like Titanic, The Dark Knight, and eventually Avatar. Sometimes going to see a movie is just an event. It doesn't matter if you like comic books or not (The Dark Knight), or if you like chick flicks (Titanic). Somehow, some way, people decide to see a movie in droves.
  • movielover4 · 4 months ago
    For me this movie was very long and very boring. And I don't want to mention the acting in the movie. It is terrible. I understand that it is an action movie, but it doesn't mean that acting should be so bad. Anyway let's see what surprizes this summer will have for us.
  • Adam Sweeney · 4 months ago
    Wow. What a completely unworthy film for that much money.
  • Anrkist · 4 months ago
    What's with all the spam.
  • C · 4 months ago
    Honestly i thought most parts of this movie were stupid, but some parts i really loved. Im a very indie savey film student, and really dont like Hollywood films, but i like my guilty pleasure; over the top M Bay film once and a while.

    How is this so hard to understand why this was a hit? the first movie was awesome, so regardless of what anyone says people want to experience it for them selves to make their own decision. Dont give yourself so much credit as to say that since you and everyone else hated it we should watch the Proposal this weekend, fuck that!

    Its a franchise with a good 1st movie, and a pretty bad second installment, the hype alone makes it something that people want to watch. Get that through your head, its not that hard to figure out. Save your self the time and stop writing. If everyone else is talking about ROTF then you dont wanna be the dumbass who says "Nah, i skipped that one"
  • Jim · 4 months ago
    I saw this movie last night in a theater that easily holds about 1000 people and everyone enjoyed it! I did not see a single person, when exiting, say that it was dumb or stupid. People want to see explosions and hot actors and that is it really.

    Critics might say that this is a bad movie, but critics are also not your average viewer. What do you expect from a movie about robots? The elements of the movie that are drawing people are the Robots. This is where Michael Bay is a genius. Give as much as possible, add amazing US Military shots and actions, and finish it off with hot actors and you have a movie that allows the viewer to escape every day life. Especially this weekend when every TV show was about Michael Jackson...
  • Andy III · 4 months ago
    The whole thing is utterly mind-boggling.

    You would expect the thing to be a success, just on the basis of 'shiney things go boom!' alone. But some kind of massive record-breaker? God no. I guess it means that people aren't leaving the theater and texting friends 'TF2 Sucks'.

    Either that or the draw of the spectacle is just making people ignore what everyone is saying.

    The lack of repeat viewings should kill this movie off pretty quick though I would guess. And hope.
  • Moviegoer · 4 months ago
    I guess this has the Star Wars effect. Everyone just sees it anyways :/
  • Pete · 4 months ago
    This is the perfect answer. Like the 3 terrible prequels to Star Wars, I knew they were going to be bad. But Transformers, like Star Wars, was a game changer when I was a kid (With a modern day equivalent to the two sequels to the Matrix). I absolutely loved the Transformers toys and cartoon. Optimus Prime was like a father figure to me.

    I hated the first Transformer movie (as well as the 3 Star Wars, and 2 Matrix movies) and read the bad reviews for this one and went to see it braced for impact. I just couldn't miss it though. You know its going to be bad and have accepted that but all you want is the slightest bit of what you loved before. Just a heartbeat. It's hope. It's like your favorite underdog sports fan trying to win the world series. It's like going to see a loved one in a coma just praying for a twitch of their finger...Something...

    The critics are basically too old to have been a Transformer junkie when they were kids.

    If you weren't a Transfomer fan, most males just wants to see giant robots fight and when the transform into other cool things its a bonus.

    Well, for this movie I actually liked it (and I'm quite critical). I discarded the plot. Megan Fox didn't have many lines...bonus. I couldn't stand Jar Jar Binks but the two jive talking robots didn't bother me and when one of them punched Devastator in the mouth, that was really cool. Having the constructicons was cool. I really liked the toy Jetstream when I was a kid and he was in the movie. He had a cool part also.

    Overall my impression was that it had more good than bad but there is just so much potential to be more than what it was.
  • Lorgen Gerard R Magpantay · 4 months ago
    The way I see it, haters bash the movie before seeing it 'cos the intelligent reviewers and their smart friends say so.
    And then they see it... and then they say they hate it regardless of what they've found out... Just my opinion.
    And also, out of curiosity, I ask this question: if you talked about how horrible it is and then find out that you actually liked it, would you admit that you were really wrong?
    And, come on "self-fulfilling prophecy" isn't just a term. You DO that.
  • Lorgen Gerard R Magpantay · 4 months ago
    The way I see it, haters bash the movie before seeing it 'cos the intelligent reviewers and their smart friends say so.
    And then they see it... and then they say they hate it regardless of what they've found out... Just my opinion.
    And also, out of curiosity: if you talked about how horrible it is and then find out that you actually liked it, would you admit that you were really wrong?
    And, come on "self-fulfilling prophecy" isn't just a term. You DO that.
  • filmguy · 4 months ago
    Wow I threw up in my mouth a little bit when I read this news. I'm really ashamed of people right about now. Transformers 2 is the lowest form of entertainment. What does it say about people that they flock to a piece of crap like this. This makes Terminator Salvation look like an oscar winner. I can't believe it's actually gaining on The Dark Knight. That is so pathetic. It's sad that so many truly great films have gone by barely noticed and this garbage gets all this success. Like that film "Crossing Over" which was a very good and solid film. It only made around $500,000 dollars which is ridiculous. Look at Watchmen which was the most underrated film of the year. It strived to be much more than just a typical big budget comic book film. Injecting philosophy, mythology, and social commentary into its narrative. It deserved this kind of success much more than this one dimensional and thoughtless Transformers crap. The movie going public doesn't know what quality is any more. I wish I could go back just ten years when people knew the difference between quality and crap.
  • not-a-lemming · 4 months ago
    filmguy, did you actually watch the movie, or just believed what every other Michael Bay basher has said on the internet?

    1) If you have watched it, quit your whining, because you're part of the $200 million.

    2) If you haven't watched it, stop believing what critics have been saying, go watch the movie, and stop being such a lemming.

    I was never going to watch Transformers because i wasn't ever really interesed in it, but everyone's bitching makes me want to go out and spend my 10 bucks to see it...
  • J MacDonnell · 4 months ago
    I'm sick and tired of you morons complaining about racism in the movie. It's only "racist" if you already have these dam tendancies. You see a black man with bad teeth, or two robots that talk jive, and you complain. Both my wife and I were taught only to see people not the color of their skin. As for the jive talking bots, so fcking what? Seems to me that the only people really offended are up tight caucasion folks who can't see past their own supressed bigotry.
  • Judson · 4 months ago
    "This movie is at 21 percent at Rotten Tomatoes, yet it has one of the greatest box office openings in Hollywood history. Think about it — this really makes NO sense."

    Uh, yeah it does. Since when does a Rotten Tomatoes percentage have anything to do with a movie's box office? All it means is people don't give a shit about what critics think, and no one should because movies are different for everyone. Come on, you're a journalist, be better at your job.
  • Carl · 4 months ago
    I am continually amazed at how critics still don't get it - I have to laugh every time you pan a movie and then scratch your head at why a "bad movie" as you call it grosses so much - its obvious why this is so to a blind man but obviously not to critics. Here is the scoop - the movie is aimed at kids and kids in most families get to see what they want - often dragging others along. Parents are willing to take their little ones to see this sort of movie and it adds to the takings for the movie. I am 48 years old, am college educated and have a senior position at a multinational company - I consider myself an educated sort and here is my scoop again - will I be taking my kids to see it - YES - why?? Not because I want to but because the kids want to. Also, another hint - kids dont listen to critics - in fact they will generally go against what you dont like - simply put - if a critic doesnt like it then its probably a good movie for a kid to go and see. Any movie critics dont like, then kids go and see it. Do my kids care what gets panned at Cannes - NOPE!!! They just want to go see a movie that is simple and have fun watching it - not scratch their heads trying to understand the complexity of it all.

    Consider this free advice - when reviewing a movie - dont watch it from your own angle and taste - watch it from the angle of the rest of America - including all those in middle America who you cannot understand - then you might start to to get it right...
  • Pete · 4 months ago
    It's a PG-13 film. Kids are too young.
  • J · 4 months ago
    The thing i appreciate is that the transformers brand is getting money. frak this bay-bullshit, if transformers can live on and elevate interest in actually good transformers lore such as "all hail megatron" and for people to watch the 80's movie to compare, then I'm okay with this modern iteration being utter dog poo.
  • dan · 4 months ago
    quit crying it doesn't deserve it! They should take its records away! Look at the Transformers cartoons and comics from back in the day there wasn't anything really groundbreaking about it. Big robots that fight each other and turn into vehicles none of the episodes had any really good story lines other than the starscream ghost one. Maybe just maybe we can get a go-bots movie with a truly deep storyline that has at least one scene filmed in a winery and movie fans and critic s can all rejoice!!! Oh yeah about the jive talking robots what were just giving BLASTER a free pass a jive talkin robot that turns into a boom box! Come on it was fine back then but now its not
  • Chase · 4 months ago
    The thing about critics and people like you is that you think people care what you have to say and you think that because you talked to someone else who shared your opinion everyone shares your opinion. Critics have thought that people cared what they had to say for a long time and box office numbers have shown time and time again that no one really gives a damn about what they say, how many of them say it, or how much they can whine about how crappy a movie is online.

    If you noticed Transformers has a 68% by the community at Rotten Tomatoes and made $200 million in five days. The "critics" gave it a 22% and told us not to go, the community gave it a 68%, and the general public gave it an overwhelming THUMBS UP to the tun of $200 million. That is $200 million in five days in case you missed that number.

    I went to go see Transformers on Saturday afternoon because I had heard from an overwhelming amount of people that the movie was good. I bought my tickets online four hours early and I was glad I did because every single time slot sold out by the time I got there. I watched the movie and I enjoyed the movie. Walking out of the theater the only thing I could hear is positive response to the movie. I plan on going to see this movie again next week.

    Every negative review and idiotic piece like this I read I mark it down and make sure to tell five people I don't normally speak to that Transformers was an amazing movie. Idiots like yourself think your opinion is more valuable than someone else's when it isn't, not even close. If only the "critics" realized that the only people reading what they have to say are other critics maybe they would close up shop and get a real job. People aren't goign to see Transformers to see how "bad" it is, people aren't going to see Transformers to see Megan Fox or Sheila, and people aren't going to see Transformers to see humongous explosions. Hundreds of thousands of people are going to see Transformers because it is a good movie. I don't know how to make it more clear than how crystal clear it already is that critics and people like you are absolutely 100% a worthless waste of time.
  • Ed · 4 months ago
    This movie has gone on to prove that majority of people that care less about movie critic reviews from the internet or an official source. To many critics either are being persuaded by production or marketing companies to give good reviews or they mainly tear apart a movie that doesn't fit there ideal model of a perfect movie. Guess what guys, there is no perfect movie no matter how much story, action, cgi, or hot actors you put in a film. I for one love to read reviews mainly for the humor factor because most times you get it wrong with your reviews and obviously you did yet again. Transformers 2 did not have a groundbreaking story but with this type of film I did not expect academy award material, not even MTV Movie Award material but it worked for the film just fine. As for the jive talking twins I found them to be funny through the majority of the film until they performed a vanishing act towards the end of the film. For people who are crying out they are racist robots and they talk to much foul language, I say lighten up. The movie did what is was suppose to do, it had plenty of action, a good amount of funny scenes, and it entertained the crowd the way it was intended to by giving us a continuation to the first film. Not the best sequel but sequels rarely ever supersede the first.
  • Scott · 4 months ago
    Aren't movies supposed to be enjoyable? Just because critics did not think it was a good movie does not mean that people won't enjoy it. Personally I really liked Transformers 1, I still don't understand why critics did not like it. I have not seen the second one but I think it looks cool, I still haven't seen it yet though.
    Your review is written as if because critics gave it a bad review and it still did well then it must mean the world is turning upside down.
    This entire article was basically about how utterly confused you are that it still did well even though critics hated it.
    In your face critics, waste of human gray matter.
  • zappa · 4 months ago
    To me there are a couple of things that made the movie a success. One, Transformers brings a LOT of people back to fond childhood memories. If you go back and watch the original transformers cartoon, or armada, or even beast wars, none of them are good in any sense of the word. They just had giant transforming robots, and that was enough. So the bar for nostalgia is set pretty low. In terms of action and animation and acting, the new movie is far above that of any of the shows.

    Then you have to consider that sometimes people just want a movie that's fun to watch. You don't really have to think about Transformers 2, the more you think about it, the less you like it. None of the movies you compared it to do that. Terminator 4 doesn't bring back nostalgia like transformers does. It does not have mindless action like Transformers does.

    I'm not saying T2 was a good movie. Far from it. But it was mindless fun, from start to end. It didn't take itself too seriously. It didn't slow down. Not many movies do that.
  • Nada Nuff · 4 months ago
    I rate movies based on a sliding scale. There can be a lot of dumb stuff (and there was a LOT of dumb stuff in Transformers 2), but as long as there's enough cool stuff to balance the scale, I'll ignore the goofy crap. So I can overlook human-esque robots, grown men stripping down to nothin' but a speedo, and wrecking-ball testicles. Why? Because the cool stuff justified the movie ticket. I can enjoy a movie for what it is (great effects and action) and not expect it to be more than that. Had they tightened up the script and eliminated 75% of the "comedy", it might have been a better movie. But why argue about something that doesn't exist? Transformers 2 is what it is.
  • 47 · 4 months ago
    Or, you could consider, that people loved it and word has spread by mouth, regardless of what any reviews might say.
  • Jesse · 4 months ago
    I personally agreed that it was a terrible movie as far as plot and all that fun stuff go, but I have to give this movie credit where credit is due: it really was cool as shit. The second time I watched it (went for the girl i was with, not the movie itself) this fact was really hammered home to me. If anything this movie could have been better by adding MORE robot fights and MORE explosions, since that is what I like to see in movies at the movie theater. The parts where real people commanded stage time were just filler to me; pointless interludes between robot on robot action. This is the kind of film that is 20x cooler in the theaters than at home, and I feel like when the time comes dvd sales will represent this point.

    Just throwing in my two cents.
  • Jim C · 4 months ago
    The movie was made to visually entertain. No argument to it reflecting no signs of human intelligence, and no argument that "The Dark Knight" was better, but your comparing it to movies like "Indiana Jones" and "The Da Vinci Code" when neither of those are similar to this movie. They were lacking both in depth and action, whereas Transformers just lacked in depth. No one walked into the theaters thinking that they were going to see the next future classic film, and Michael Bay knows this. It goes to show you that sometimes most people just like to see massive explosions and get blown away themselves. It was the type of movie that if you included too much dialogue and human interaction, you'd get bored. More than half of that audience bought that ticket thinking "I can't wait to see some giant alien robots throw down", and for those that thought "I cant wait to see some clever writing", most likely have never saw a movie before. You have to take a movie for what its worth, what it is intended to do, and who it is targeted at, and then you can critique it based off that criteria. Obviously its what our country has been wanting if it has set these kinds of records. If a movie has no strong points its understandable to be discontent with it succeeding, but this one surpassed all other action movies in terms of action, which is what any director creating an action movie would want right? How can you bash someone's movie for doing exactly what it was set out to do while doing it exactly the way the customer wanted it? I'm willing to bet that you would be hard pressed to find someone that said another movie contained more action than this. If a comedy made you laugh harder than you ever laughed before, but lacked character depth, would you still consider it a bad movie? Hopefully not, because that would seem to be a recipe for constant disappointments. We are in a year of poorly written movies, as we are finally seeing the aftermath of the writers strike come to light, and crappy writing is what we have to deal with. If anything, this is the perfect type of movie for this year. Writing and storyline do not make or break a movie of this genre and never have. We should be thankful we at least have something flashy and stunning to look at, instead of just flat out boredom. And one final note...Malin Akerman, though hot, and naked in Watchmen, is still not as hot as Megan Fox. I'd take a skimpy outfitted Fox over a naked Akerman any day.
  • hugo · 4 months ago
    You are mad because people dont listen to "movie critics" anymore... Is just a movie period
  • marcel · 4 months ago
    I saw this and probably would have walked out if I wasn't with my friends. My theory as to why this movie is doing as well as it is, this movie has had an massive advertising campaign or at least it seems to have had one. I've been seeing transformers in just about every cell phone, fast food, GM, and junk food add out there and that's not to mention all the direct Transformer commercials out their. Plus I think the last Transformer movie (although I didn't care for it) did well enough most people where ready to see more action.

    Although I could be wrong on this it would be interesting to see how much money was spent on advertising this movie.
  • Scott · 4 months ago
    I almost couldn't read this entire this entire article because of all the whining in it.
    However, I felt if i was about to bash it I needed to read the entire thing.

    Something about this article really annoyed the hell out of me. Hey instead of watching any movies lets just read the reviews and we will see why its not worth it.
    Its called watching something exciting and over the top and enjoying it and letting the little stuff slide.
    I have a friend who is a film critic type and has judged movies to be good or bad based on the title and cover!!! Actually I should say judged them to be on a scale of bad or horrible.
  • C J · 4 months ago
    Wanna know what's worse than the movie Transformers 2? This incredibly senseless and annoying article. This movie went on and on? So did this stupid article. I could re-write this "review" and include all the information the writer did in about 3 sentences.

    People see movies like Transformers because they're epic in scope, there's incredibly awesome fight scenes, and as much as there is a lack of story, they're extremely entertaining to watch. I heard more people scream "OOOHH!!!!" during Transformers 2 than any of the above mentioned movies, by a long shot. And let's face it, critics like to bash Michael Bay movies, just for being what they are; extremely action packed and explosive. So the fuck what? Wanna know why his movies make so much? Because people actually DO like to see them. So quit your whining.
  • Jim C · 4 months ago
    To people who walk out of theaters during the movie,

    Uh, what? You throw away $10 because you can't make lemonade from lemons? That's some nerve and arrogance. My biggest concern is that these people have friends to bring to the theater. Careful friends, you may not meet Mr. Perfect's expectations, and we've already seen how expendable things like that can be.

    P.S. This includes those who fall asleep during movies. How boring and embarrassing of a friend you must be to manage to lose focus and interest that easily. Take some Adderall kids.
  • JoeyJoeJoe · 4 months ago
    Wow, what a god damn whiner. Who cares how much money it makes, you make it seem like it negatively effects your life if a movie you hate makes a ton of money. I've never read such an article that constantly repeats itself so god damn much. All I read was "I HATE THIS MOVIE AND IT HURTS ME THAT IT IS MAKING MONEY". Your article was more a waste of time then any awful movie could ever be.
  • Scott · 4 months ago
    Joeyjoejoe: Man I couldn't agree more, its like the author of this article is having a mid life crisis that somehow him and his fellow critics and their opinion had no bearing on what people watch.
    Author: "So I guess that’s all that people want to see in a movie, then, eh? Explosions and fights? But other movies have explosions and fights, too, and haven’t done the kind of business this movie has done."
    Is the author retarded? Like its that simple, and also it seems as if he just insulted people for enjoying a good action flick.
    Wow I don't know why I am getting so worked up over this article but my god it totally annoyed the hell out of me.
  • Scott · 4 months ago
    Uhh no its pretty easy to see how this is making money. Weve had dud after dud this whole summer, only thing REALLY worth seeing was UP and Star Trek (kinda). TRANSFORMERS might not have been DARK KNIGHT quality but it was damn good fun and blew are freakin minds with its effects. They marketed this movie really well, and we wanted to have our minds blown again. Everyone remembers when the first Transformers was getting all these negative reviews but people still liked it. I think movie goers are just going, "Yeah, the last one had bad reviews too but it rocked, the bad reviews for T2:ROF probably means its just doing the same cool shit as the last one. I mean everyone at least has to see it, right??" I dont think the movie wil have very good legs and i think well see a steep continual decline starting next weekend. I think this movie was perfect for setting this five day record. Once the word of mouth starts going around that this movie is just a painful headache I think people will catch on.
  • Pete · 4 months ago
    I think the thing the author is missing is that there are three types of movie goers. One reads the reviews and is influenced by the press. Some specifically read certain critics and sees the opposite of what they say because in the past they have liked movies the critics didn't. And the last group doesn't read critics reviews at all. This is mostly the teen to mid-20s age group whom see a lot of movies. Much more movies than people in there 40's whom are usually in the age range of critics. Transformers 2 falls into the last two groups.
  • Martin · 4 months ago
    This article is completely stupid. I do not understand why it is that people can't enjoy a movie that has robots kicking the shit out of each other, with funny moments, and awesome effects. Transformers is an entertaining movie. It does not pretend to to be anything but that. You go to transformers expecting that. What's the problem with that?
  • Cole_Abaius · 4 months ago
    It is sort of baffling how large amounts of people would want to get out of the heat and into the cool air conditioning of a movie theater to watch some really huge explosions instead of say, a morality play done in black-and-white with French subtitles before they hit the pool for the rest of the afternoon.

    We'll see how big the drop off is next weekend, but it probably won't be as large as most critics think. I'm guessing it'll split by half and continue to do well overseas.

    But I do love that this film has brought up the giant debate again from buffs who refuse to give credence to the talent of filmmaking that resonates with giant audiences. Sure, movies like Up have proved that you don't have to aim for the middle to hit the middle always, but most of the time you do. And Bay is a master (at this point) at aiming right for the middle, balancing out a simple story with not-good acting and a ton of visual candy. That's success.

    John, you're great - but even while hating this film, I'm sure you can see why a ton of people liked it (or at least why that many people paid money for it). I'm sure you aren't equally baffled when a movie like Synecdoche NY comes out and DOESN'T make $200 million on opening week, right?
  • Jason · 4 months ago
    you seem so baffled by this, how can something so simple blow your mind? critics hate the movie, yet customers don't....I just can't figure this one out, come on, get over the trendy Michael Bay bashing and look at the numbers, people like this movie! if you can't figure this one out just quit, cause life gets a lot harder than this.
  • balls · 4 months ago
    You are a hack writer. Stop repeating yourself 30 times in the same paragraph, and come up with something insightful or helpful.

    I think about 5 lines of that entire article were worth while to the minutes i just wasted.
  • DK · 4 months ago
    This movie was awsome, and box office results show that =)
  • Digitalarcanum · 4 months ago
    I think you're just being a massive bellyaching cunt. People wanted a mindless blockbuster of a movie, and that's exactly what they got: A mindless blockbuster of a movie. Down to the robotic scrotum.

    In any case, as you yourself stated, "“of course, the movie’s stupid, what did you expect?”" are you expecting fucking Shakespearean prose? Some film school jockie who does everything a film critic such as yourself or Rogert Ebert masturbates to? You got a summer blockbuster. Deal with it.

    I will say one thing about this movie is that there are, admittedly a lot of continuity holes. Something that just even doing a basic read-through of the script could have fixed, but for all the general fuckery moments, the robot action was simply amazing. Face it: guys like robots and explosions. Fuck all else. Fuck cohesiveness, fuck dialogue, fuck making sense. If there are robots and explosions, IT WILL SELL.

    Jesus christ stop being a whiner.
  • RobertFure · 4 months ago
    John, you said yourself the movie made a shit ton of money internationally - is that Middle America? Did Middle America contribute to the Arclight (based in Los Angeles, CA) selling out all of it's midnight shows? Quit placing blame and preaching - no one is in the pews.
  • princess · 4 months ago
    i like d movie transformers,so i wud like to see the sequel also
  • Erich · 4 months ago
    I think it is funny how this is all about money. No one gives a shit. What record did it break? Why is it making more than the Dark Knight? I mean come on. That's what this whole article is about, why a lesser movie is making more. AND that doesn't matter at all! People will watch what they want or have been inclined to watch. Nothing can be done about it. So why don't people (fan boys and critics) just relax a bit? Also I would like to know, who the hell walked into this movie expecting to see a "Dark Knight" equivalent in terms of acting and story line? It's about bloody 50 ton 8 story tall Robots! With Shila and Fox as main characters! Yeah I totally was expecting Michael Bay and the script writers pull that one off (was my sarcasm good enough?). My point, if I hasn't been understood already, people expect to much. It's been happening all throughout movie history and will continue to happen, so don't try and justify watching this movie and seeing it succeed on the "mindless" audience...

    Which is apparently from Middle America? I mean really? If anything you have beef with the people living and working in L.A. who rolled out this movie you so loathed. Why blame those who watch and not those who produced? (oh and I'm not from "Middle America")
  • Transcription Outsourcing · 4 months ago
    Because it's Transformers. To most people it's an exception. Why did kids get hooked on the old animated series, even though the plot is ridiculous and the premise moreso? Because transforming robots are awesome. I couldn't even understand what was going on half the time because I was too young, but seeing giant robots fight was enough.

    And you can't deny that the robots in the movie are pretty.
  • Nathan · 4 months ago
    Grab some popcorn get the stick out of your ass and enjoy this stupid romp of an action movie.
  • Jack · 4 months ago
    you have a lot to say about this for someone who is "speechless"
  • Tim · 4 months ago
    Seriously if you went to see an award winning script or oscar worthy acting then you are the moron.

    I paid 7 bucks to watch giant robots and explosions I go more than my monies worth. Was the script awful? Yes. Was the acting atrocious? Yes. Soundwave? Ravage? Frenzy? Totally worth 7 bucks.
  • PadreSJ · 4 months ago
    Why is the movie doing so well even when it is being so heavily criticized?

    Perhaps because many of us don't look to movie critics to tell us if WE will enjoy the film.

    Quite simply, I enjoy when an intelligent person can write a detailed critique of a film/book/opera/whatever and I respect their ability to was eloquently about the nuances of their like/dislike... but I am absolutely baffled when said person comes back with, "I WROTE that it was a bad movie/book/opera/whatever, so WHY IS IT SO POPULAR!"

    I haven't seen Transformers 2 yet, but I will eventually, and I will probably be entertained no matter what its ranking might be on Rotten Tomatoes.
  • jorjh · 4 months ago
    Come on dude, lighten up. Even though I enjoyed it a lot, I admit there were a shitload of mistakes. Errors in geography and continuity, there was no story and no conistence in it, but that doesn`t mean i didn`t enjoy it. 150 minutes of explosions and cgi robots fighting.. that`s what makes it amazing and what saves it. It`s good looks. Just go and watch it and turn the part of your brain that needs to make sense off and you`ll definetly enjoy it too.
  • Spooky · 4 months ago
    No offense Here, but your way wrong. I went to the movie expecting it to be bad because of reviews like yours, and in fact it was extremely enjoyable, true to the first one and yeah it had some stupid moments but that was way over shadowed by the action and the plot.
  • Chris · 4 months ago
    Easy John, Watchmen got generally favorable reviews. I'm not here to defend Transformers 2, in fact I was one of the apparent few who did not see it this weekend, but I am here to defend Watchmen. I'm not going to go check, but I'm pretty sure Watchmen received about 60% positive on RT...much better than Terminator Salvation, Wolverine, Transformers 2, and every other failed blockbuster up to this point. People didn't see it because it was too eclectic and I'm sure the R rating didn't help its box office numbers. Of course the R rating was completely necessary. I fucking loved Watchmen. Not flawless, but easily the best movie of 2009 so far.
  • lol · 4 months ago
    lmfao you're fucking gay, stfu you retard
  • Peter Donohue · 4 months ago
    AND THE WINNER FOR MOST INTELLIGENT RESPONSE IN AN INTERNET ARTICLE (Musical or Comedy) GOES TO...LOL! YOU DID IT LITTLE BUDDY!
  • xax · 4 months ago
    The only reason to see Transformers is to watch explosions, Optimus Prime kick butt and Meghan Fox. That's why I went. I had no really good expectations. If I wanted that I would have gone to see My Sister's Keeper. So I honestly do not understand why people are complaining so much. You knew what you were going to get- giant robots fighting. Which is amazing to me and why I'm buying it on DVD.

    Though once you take the humans out (and get a better writer), Transformers could be even better. Explosions have to stay.
  • Tim · 4 months ago
    Cause some people need to make themselves feel important. People always get lost in translation.

    Case in point here is a movie review/critic website, the owner is so self-absorbed he fails to see the forest for the trees. Every movie needs to be oscar worthy or it is just not worth making.... in their eyes. There was a time when entertainment just had to be entertaining.

    The proof is in the pudding though, 200 million dollars worth of people were entertained and those with common sense got what they paid for.
  • Jim C · 4 months ago
    Adding to what Chris said, I read the Watchmen novel before it came out, and the movie was about 98% accurate. Regardless of what the reviews turned out to be on it, it did its job and brought the story to life. More than you can say about a lot of other books/novels turned movies.
  • Tyrone · 4 months ago
    Congratulations to Michael Bay and his team for the excellent achievement!
  • Jerome · 4 months ago
    Just...wow. I won't see it, and turned off the first Transformers movie after about an hour of shaking my head at the awfulness of it. Megan Fox's rear end isn't a logical explanation for anything; she's just an overly ambitious, tattoed skank. Shia LaBeouf?! Please.

    I suspect that the Box Office on this will come to a crashing halt any day now.
  • Tim · 4 months ago
    Get over yourself.

    If you cant put things in perspective and have a "sliding scale" in regards to what entertainment is, then you are in for a rude awakening with life my friend.

    If you don't like giant robots blowing each other up then what would possess you to even walk into the theater? Did you expect an oscar?
  • Icon · 4 months ago
    Movie is doing so well because people like it. No one gives a shit what you dumbass critics say about it. it's good.
  • franko · 4 months ago
    You know, Transformers is a terrific movie. That's why its doing so well. I would think a little humility is called for on your part. Something along the lines of, "Gee, I guess I don't really understand all the factors that go into making a movie good after all. There seems to be a whole aspect of the movie-making business that I have completely missed out on. Can anyone help me think what it might be?" That's the first step to growing in wisdom, kid.
  • Tim · 4 months ago
    I agree, the critic needs to stop smelling his own farts and get back to the core of entertainment.

    1) It needs to be entertaining.

    I'll say it one more time... if you expected anything more then explosions and giant robots, then you need to start with "the man in the mirror"... RIP Jacko.
  • Gridlock · 4 months ago
    The reason people gone Transformers 2 a pass while they were so hard on the Indiana Jones and Terminator sequals is that nobody gives a damn about the Transformers franchise. They are stupid harmless movies, just like they are supposed to be. Transformers will flop when they go "Beyond the Thunderdome", and pretend to be something serious.
  • Mike · 4 months ago
    This was seriously one of the biggest pantys in a bunch whines in a long time. Good read.

    Seriously though, when will people realize that advertising trumps Rotten Tomato ratings anyday?

    The average teenager/person in their twenties see's an advertisement after his/her day at work or school for Megan Fox and T-Rex Shyla making out to Robots fighting. It's a great makeout movie, fantastic date movie, awesome free time killer movie..

    When will you finally realize that just because a movie sucks, doesn't mean it won't sell well. Michael Bay is notorious for this. All you need to succeed in America is the right actor/actresses, the right CG, and the right Pepsi endorsement.

    "sighs" you'll realize this one day
  • Sean Reynolds · 4 months ago
    Youre an idiot.
    They are completely different movies.

    Transformers requires you to suspend reality to allow for "alien" "robots" to exist in the first place.

    Indiana Jones was trying to convince us that if you get into a lead fridge you could survive a nuclear blast... which is laughable at best!

    On top of that... your critique of the movie is over something that COULD happen... If you had a talking robot from outer space, why couldnt it be a little hood?? :) I dont see the problem here.

    If youre going to blast the movie, at least do it on the real grounds. Like:
    1) it rips off other movies like Armageddon with meteors tearing up cities, Terminator 2 with robots forming from something that looks liquid, Matrix with 'I Love You' bringing someone back to life, Like Indiana Jones in its epic quest for ancient artifacts, Like Terminator mini series with the hot fembot
    2) the disappearing reappearing magic energy crystal... That is a suspension of logic beyond the plot.

    Beyond that, the movie was funny, and can be summarized in appreciation by simply saying: "robot kung fu".

    You make a movie where robots kick robots asses, go on an epic quest to save the world, and hit at the core of 20-30's nostalgic heart; and we will pay you 200 million as well.

    So stop complaining.
  • Ing · 4 months ago
    Oh, what snobs.
    Must I spell it for you? Of COURSE it's ridiculous - which is exactly what people expect. They want to turn their minds off, laugh, and be entertained. It's the second one, so people knew going what they were getting. All of them, including your 5 readers, are TIRED of bad news and want to escape for a couple hours - transformers allows that: leftie Moore's Watchmen (with its CGI Kennedy and bad Nixon and Kissinger ripoffs) didn't.
  • Joe · 4 months ago
    My god... Why are people getting so worked up over this? You either like it or you don't... If you are that butthurt that a movie that you didn't like ( oh geez how dare it?! ) is doing well in the box office. Go to your corner, get in the fetal position, suck on your thumb, and then stfu.
  • venmax · 4 months ago
    Ummm... has anyone here with an I.Q. over 40 figured out yet that the reason this film is so popular because it's a pro-American and conservative film??

    So many people in this country - in the entertainment industry especially - just don't get it. You all really are living in an alternate reality of your own making. Transformers paints an accurate picture of the how the modern American conservative thinks. You guys in liberal-land have this warped picture in your head of some old white guy in a 1970's dress suit thumping a bible and who never gets laid.

    I saw this in a racially mixed theater with a lot of young people who thought the sex jokes and the jive talking robots were hilarious, and they literally applauded at the end of the film for it's pro-American military themes.

    You guys... you just don't get it.
  • Brandon · 4 months ago
    Transformers is like the rap music of the movie world. Its not intelligent or classy or complicated, its just loud and fun.

    Personally i like both complex story lines AND giant robots fighting, but for different and obvious reasons. Theres a time and place for both types of movies. When transformers 2 came out i was in a bad mood and just wanted to see some robots beat the shit out of each other...so i enjoyed it.

    -Brandon
  • David · 4 months ago
    Does this have anything to do with the negative image givento the Messiah by any chance in this movie?
  • Exposes · 4 months ago
    You have to take this movie for what it is: 2 hours massive explosions, giant autobot fight scenes, and good looking people. A lot of people say the story was lacking, but I ask was the story from the first one so much better? This is an action movie and for what it is this movie was awesome.
  • Ceejay · 4 months ago
    I agree wholeheartedly, with one caveat - you're forgetting about the motivating power of the Transformers franchise. When it comes to Transformers, anyone who was aged between 2 and 15 in the 80's is a fanboy.
  • randolf · 4 months ago
    People who don't like Transformers just don't get it. The general public DOESN'T care that much about what the critics say. It's about expectation. I haven't even seen it yet, but when I go I expect to see giant robots blowing things up and fighting with eachother... that's it, oh and LOUD noise. This isn't Lord of the Rings, or a Drama. This is an action movie made for the action. Just because the film doesn't fit the film maker mold doesn't mean people dislike it.
  • Androly-San · 4 months ago
    I'll explain to you very simply how this works:

    Critics = A$$holes

    The problem with critics is that they don't know HOW to go to the movies. They go to all movies expecting the same thing. An amazing emotional epic that will change their perception of the world and teach them something about life.

    This is WRONG. You do not go into every movie expecting the same thing. If you go to an action movie you go in expecting bullets, explotions and all around testosterone-filled awesomeness. If you go into a comedy, you go in expecting stupidity, bad yet funny jokes and absurd characters. This goes on and on for each type of movie. You don't expect life changing teaching when you go to watch a horror movie.

    The day critics understand that Transformers is not about an incredibly deep storyline, drama and oscar-worthy characters is the day Transformers will get great reviews. This is a movie about out-of-this-planet level war, huge explosions, incredible visual effects and most important of all: GIGANTIC FRIGGING ROBOTS BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF EACH OTHER. Both Transformers movies accomplish everything they're supposed to accomplish and everything that any half-smart movie goer should expect. It's about seeing your childhood heroes do battle, the good guys finding a way to win thru ridiculous odds and one of the hottest chicks in movies right now doesn't hurt either.

    Needless to say, i thoroughly enjoyed this movie and will certainly watch it again before it leaves theaters. I recommend it to anyone who knows how to go to the movies. Critics will talk all the crap they want, and i'll keep laughing at their obvious lack of movie-enjoying abilities.

    To Michael Bay: Thanks for making Transformers exactly what it's supposed to be. I don't think anyone could have done it better. I'm eagerly awaiting a third one... and a fourth one... and as many as you can manage to make!! The movies are obviously making money, so screw the critics, they don't know crap!!!!
  • CG Cross · 4 months ago
    You seem to think that what a bunch of critics think even matters. It doesn't. I grew up watching Transformers, knowing the plot was never going to be that good. It was just fun. Get over it, over yourself, and over thinking what a bunch of critics that give every boring ass indie flick 100% on rotten tomato thinks.
  • Tim · 4 months ago
    YOU GET OVER YOURSELF CHRIS!
  • Nathan · 4 months ago
    Does this take into account the IMAX ticket sales? It's almost like one person paying the price for a single regular movie ticket. I went to go see Trans2, but I knew going in that it was going to suck. I wanted the explosions and bot fights. All these people grew up with Transformers, what'd you expect?
  • Steve · 4 months ago
    Stupidest movie I've ever seen, but when we walked out of the theater by 12-year-old boy said, "I liked it." That might explain some of the disconnect between quality and revenues.
  • bil1 · 4 months ago
    If we follow the theory that people go to movies to be entertained, and therefore go see the most entertaining movies then you would have to say that the "Best" movies are the ones which make the most money...It is the entertainment industry after all. According to this article if you enjoyed the movie you are stupid...I think deep down the film school majors are offended that if Citizen Kane were put into theatres today NOBODY would go see it, not that they actually enjoyed it either...A general rule of thumb for a lot of people is that if the critics hate it will be entertaining, if they love it 9 times out of 10 its a borefest...
  • Melanie · 4 months ago
    I haven't seen it yet but I plan to go. I think movies like this are fun. For a movie like "Year One" which relies solely on writing and acting, I can see how it could easily get panned for sucking. But for something like Transformers... there's no real acting required. It's all about watching cool robots flip all over the place, and shoot at each other and destroy buildings while looking cool. I don't plan to see this movie to do any thinking or analyzing. I plan on seeing it because I want to escape my stressful real life, and want to watch some stuff blow up. I think movies like this have their place. As for why people keep going to see it... I can only speak for myself. Aside from the fact that I liked the first one, which was mindless in itself... I'm now curious as all getout about these two jive-talking robots. So the more people talk about them, the more I want to see it. Maybe others feel the same way?

    Anyway, not every successful movie has to be smart, funny or even well-written. Sometimes mindless, stupid fun is the way to go. Especially in these days.
  • Matt · 4 months ago
    Maybe oh I don't know people think the the movie is great. I thought it was miles better than the first one. But since you said it sucks lets all just go demand our money back for wasting our time.
  • Peter Donohue · 4 months ago
    Has any other FSR article had this many comments? Maybe a Twilight one...
  • Anon · 4 months ago
    If you want to understand why this is making so much money, just have a kid and you will realize where the marketing machine actually works best.
  • Proct0t · 4 months ago
    Film critics and the average audience member live on different planets. The audience at the screening I went to were laughing heartily at the jive-talking robots... This movie definitely reveals the existing gap between these two type of movie goers.

    n any case, I think the special effects were mind-blowing and second to none. I also think the writers should be shot in the foot.
  • kerrigan · 4 months ago
    Thats too bad you feel so much hate for "middle America", but c'mon now, you don't go see Transformers because its going to make you feel the way you did when you first saw Citizen Kane.

    Look at the world around us, the war, the economy, job situations and on and on. Thats why this is making so much money. We need to escape into a world that is so ridiculous we don't have to think, just sit back and enjoy something for 2 hours.

    People don't go to movies because a bunch of snooty critics say something is great, they go because they want to laugh, they want to think or they want to escape. Simple.
  • steve · 4 months ago
    There is no formula or specific ingredients to make a hit movie. If that was the case then everyone would pump out hits.
  • blah · 4 months ago
    It just shows how bad everyone's memory is that remembers Transformers (Generation 1) as super serious and realistic. The movie is technically a giant kid's movie that is supposed to bring out some warm memories for people who remembered the show and to sell more toys. If you are expecting it to be an engrossing psychological drama you should watch what the "Academy" likes and not what kids do... they could have gotten a PG rating but Michael Bay likes swearing and cleavage too much.
  • Jon S. · 4 months ago
    I enjoyed it.
  • Tor · 4 months ago
    I rarely disagree with Ebert's reviews but he was way off on this one.

    Critics are ignoring what made Transformers popular to start with. It's about robots fighting robots, and people aligning with the good robots. Babes and laughs put it over the top if you get the first two. As my brother complained, there was more plot in the first movie than every Transformers episode combined. He'll like the second movie more than the first.

    Indy4 was overrated by critics for the same reason. Indy4 about about the quest, Indy is old school, so the quest should never involve aliens.
  • Eriqqartman · 4 months ago
    This is the most enjoyable movie of the year I've seen.And I'm going back.
    The action, humour, sound, pace all work for me. And oh 'robots' fighting with this much finesse, style and passion is thrilling to watch.
  • jason freeman · 4 months ago
    i watched this fil and loved it and everyone i know whos seen it loved it .its not a serious film you should give your brain nd injoy the fun .at the end of the day its down to the person what they like and what they want to see i never listen to anyones saying ill just go see what i fancy
  • Andrew Lyons · 4 months ago
    "WAAAAHHH!!!! I hated Transformers 2, and I can't understand what AMERICA doesn't agree with me! WAAAAAAAHHH!!!"

    When I was a kid, I used to take my Star Wars figures and show no mercy towards my older brother's original GI Joe figures; I used to take large rocks and crush my Matchbox cars; I used to build model tanks and then melt them with a magnifying glass (because that's how aliens do it, natch..).

    Why did Transformers 2 do so well at the box office? Because it's giant robots blowing shit up, that's why! It's taps into some sort of primal, gutteral reaction that every friggin kid in America has done for ages.

    We're Americans. And we like to blow shit up, and watch shit getting blown up.

    See also, Iraq...
  • dan · 4 months ago
    Maybe people just wanna go to a film and forget all the crap that is going on around the world lately. What better way to do that in a giant roller coaster ride?
  • joseph · 4 months ago
    "TRANSFORMERS 2 " movie is very nice.........I Like it.... :-)
  • Ronal Aix · 4 months ago
    This movie is the next level of visual shit and the next level of shitty acting and screenwriting !!
    Since Michael Bay directed this, i only expect the first. Solely the first.
  • Cody · 4 months ago
    I think the biggest reason people are going is A) they liked the first one and B) they just love transformers. It s childhood dream, to see big ass transformers fighting alongside real humans. When I saw this movie, it was with friends who I didn't even know liked transformers, so I understand your anger over its gross. That being said, the non-stop action thing sucks you in, and I loved it. For the record, I've seen all the films in the top 5, and Terminator Salvation.
  • dude 1232 · 4 months ago
    i thought the movie was good it sounds to me that this guy just jerks of to watchmen in his free time and wanted it to be #1, sorry bro didnt happen! From what i here 91 percent of people who scene the movie loved it, i guess you fall into the other 9 percent. Befor i didnt really care if it did good or bad i was just a fan, but after reading this and how you dont want people to watch it i hope it breaks alll the recods!!!ha ha ha You Suck!!!!!!!
  • Megan&Me4Life · 4 months ago
    Hey wheres the the pic from the list? lol I think i would smell megans garbage.... thats how in love i am...
  • DrG · 4 months ago
    John,

    Have you actually seen the film? Don't you have to join the legions of 'Middle Americans' and see the film to actually form an opinion? I am from the UK and I saw the film the other night. Did I enjoy it? Yes. Is it a masterpiece? Not even close. Did I expect it to have a Tarantino script and Spielberg story telling? No. Did I suspend my disbelief and have a fun 2 1/2 hours with some friends and a bucket of extortionatly priced coke? HELL YES! Get a grip. Regardless of a films content, it's popularity is defined by the amount of people who see it (of course, popular doesn't mean quality). Just get used to the fact that films like this are going to be a hit, and it doesn't mean that those of us who go and see them are stupid - just easily entertained.
  • Itzel · 4 months ago
    Fuck shut the fuck up ppl tlkn about how this movie sucked if it sucked that much why is it on top of the box offices huh!! Obviously if ppl hated it so much they wouldn't watch it hello wen a movie sucks I don't watch it but I love transformers movie sure this one was not as good as the 1st one but o well ain't no movie perfect so bitches if u all hate and have sum negative to say DONT WATCH IT OR COMMENT SHIT AND SHUT THE HELL UP STUPID PPL THIS DAYs!!!transformers rocks:):)