DISQUS

Film School Rejects: Top Ten Urination Scenes in Movie History

  • Cole Abaius · 1 year ago
    Oh, Kevin. Kevin. How could we not list A League of Their Own when Jimmy "Avoid the Clap" Doogan urinates for an eternity in front of his female team members. It's his freaking character introduction.

    Genius.

    Also a genius character introduction: When Bluto Blutarsky is interrupted by Flounder while peeing in the bushes, and he turns around nonchalantly, continuing to pee right onto Flounder's shoes.

    And, oh God, urination is prevalent in movies.
  • Kevin Carr · 1 year ago
    It was on my list, actually. Just didn't make the top cut. Also Bad Santa was there too. There are so many wee wee scenes in movies, it's scary.
  • Bill Brasky · 1 year ago
    Neil Miller's List:

    #1 - TRANSFORMERS (2007) Bumblebee urinating "liquid" on John Turturro.
  • Asvetic · 1 year ago
    Can't believe you didn't include Red Dawn on this list... for some bizarre reason that scene where they have to pee in the radiator so the jeep doesn't over heat stuck with me.

    Bill Brasky - props on the name choice.
  • Josh Radde · 1 year ago
    American Pie 2--Stifler gets it in the face from above. "It's so warm."
  • Jack · 1 year ago
    "You can't PISS on hospitality! I won't allow it!" classic.

    Can't wait to see Forbidden Kingdom and find out about this reference of which you speak. Tomorrow night bb!!!!
  • Neil Miller · 1 year ago
    @Brasky

    Hell yeah. I thought that scene really brought the entire movie together. :P
  • Kevin Carr · 1 year ago
    Neil wishes he could be John Turturro.
  • Neil Miller · 1 year ago
    See, now that is just taking it too far...
  • Cole Abaius · 1 year ago
    Wow, Brasky really has you pegged, Neil.

    Another classic - "If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis."
  • Kevin Carr · 1 year ago
    Hey, I do not judge. And I'll throw this out there... even though it's not on the list, I could be convinced to recreate the jellyfish scene from The Heartbreak Kid with Malin Akerman.
  • ilryn · 1 year ago
    what no Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise??? who could forget Fred "Ogre"
    Palowakski at the urinal?
  • franz hespenheide · 1 year ago
    You forgot the flick "Personal Best" in which Mariel Hemingway
    takes her boyfriend's penis in hand to direct the flow while he's pissing ...
  • Robert Fure · 1 year ago
    We Were Soldiers - Peeing on the mortars so they didn't explode shells in the tubes from the heat.
  • Hittman · 1 year ago
    One of my favorites: Jack Nicholson, in Wolf, pees all over James Spader's shoes in the mens room.

    Stewart Swinton (Spader): What are you crazy?
    Will Randall (Nicholson): NO! I'm just marking my territory, and you got in the way.
  • Grinch · 1 year ago
    How about Me, Myself and Irene. Jim Carrey peeing after the night of sex was hilarious.