DISQUS

Film School Rejects: Top 10 Movie Badasses that I’d Fight

  • Michael · 2 years ago
    Hey, at Leonidus from 300!
  • Brandon · 2 years ago
    You fail. Worst blog I have ever wasted my time reading.
  • Fred · 2 years ago
    Fail.
  • SFX · 2 years ago
    Leonidus will kill you and everyone you love. He's a frickin' Spartan!
  • El Culo de Muerte · 2 years ago
    Nice list, but I would make one change; I would move Hayden Panettiere to a top 10 list of Badasses I Wouldn't Mind Getting My Ass Kicked By, and replace her with Tom Cruise as Ethan What's-His-Name from any of the Mission Impossible movies. Partly based on the criteria you listed in the intro to your list and partly because he's right around 4 feet tall and self conscious about it. But mostly because he's a nut job in real life, not the scary kind of nut job though, the wussy kind.
  • Joshua Xalpharis · 2 years ago
    That is actually some pretty funny shit.
  • tim · 2 years ago
    Why is the girl form Heroes on the list? Unless there's a Heroes movie I don't know of.

    And she's not really a badass even if there was.
  • CageFight · 2 years ago
    Totally agreed on Nicholas Cage. He massively over-acts and I just can't see the appeal of him. There's so many movies which would have been better had they cast someone else.
  • Leonidus · 2 years ago
    MaDnesS????
  • Andrew · 2 years ago
    So you basically admit that you want to beat up and rape the shit out of some hot chick for your last fight? Yeah, you're a real tough guy there buddy.
  • Rob · 2 years ago
    Maybe some confusion here, but I think this is a list of people you'd like to fuck.
  • pcxlrip · 2 years ago
    Um, where's Tyler Durden?

    What an utter failure of a list. I'm marking your digg entry as inaccurate.
  • Joshua Martin · 2 years ago
    LOL, I love the people who liked my article. Thank you Thank you.

    I'd like to pound Hayden, yes. Know that, but the list is badasses, I'd also have a chance against. I'm not trying to fight Tyler Durden, he'd stomp a mudhole in me. Chuck Norris? He pushes the earth down.

    yeah, Id' like to fight the right guys
  • Holden Caulfield · 2 years ago
    I´d like to sock that Jean Claude Van (not worth a) Damme right in the kisser.
    Who let this little bumpy headed dwarf in the goddam movies anyway?
    He thinks he´s a real badass but he´d look more at home sitting beside my garden pond holding a goddam fishing rod. Damn straight!
  • Ev · 2 years ago
    Vin Deisel is the biggest and baddest badass ever!
  • Kratos · 2 years ago
    Vin Deisel is about as badass as a dead kitten.
    What about Joe Don Baker as the original Buford Pusser in Walking Tall?
    The guy was in a huge friggin' cast and he was still carrying his stick weapon around.