DISQUS

Christopher Potter · 1 year ago

I like farts!
Christopher Potter · 1 year ago

I like great big farts in movies bleeped by really stupid people who are probably Republicans!
Christopher Potter · 1 year ago

Do you think Hillary farts more than Barack? No contest!
Christopher Potter · 1 year ago

But I'm afraid the next time Iran farts in our general direction, we're gonna start World War III!
FART!!!!
Christopher Potter · 1 year ago

I, of course, haven't farted in years.
Christopher Potter · 1 year ago

To all Boston Celtics fans: YOUR TEAM FARTS!!!!!

Christopher Potter
Michigan, USA
Christopher Potter · 1 year ago

The last time I farted was after receiving oral sex in 1985. She said she loved it, and I'm sure she meant it!!!!
Christopher Potter · 1 year ago

I eat, drink, and emit. Therefore, I am.

Christopher Potter
Christopher Potter · 1 year ago

I don't care if Ray Allen played Jesus in "He Got Game." He bleeped farts up and down the court last night for the Celts!
Christopher Potter · 1 year ago

And Paul Pierce is just one big gasbag! He talks too much and he farts too much in public!

Christopher Potter
Christopher Potter · 1 year ago

"I am heartily sorry for having offended thee." -- Miguel Cabrera to all Tiger fans. Then he farted.
Christopher Potter · 1 year ago

Greatest farting scene of all time? Luke Skywalker after Darth Vader told him he was his father. You have to listen closely!