DISQUS

Film School Rejects: The Ten Worst Movies of 2008

  • MonTheBuds · 11 months ago
    Delgo's BOM page is hilarious http://www.boxofficemojo.com/movies/?id=delgo.htm

    And I second W. Incredibly disappointing.
  • Jenny Talls · 11 months ago
    Wasn't "Funny Games" from 2007? It was a bad film, but wrong year, guys. Also, I wouldn't call it torture porn, it was torture watching it, and that was the director's intent, but it wasn't nearly as grotesque as, say, Hostel, the Saw sequels, or what have you.

    I suggest you slip Twilight into this list, a film about a thanatophile and her abstinent boyfriend. Hardwicke can't direct or frame a shot successfully. The entire film was aesthetically uninteresting, and the dialog was pure shit. It's just Meyer's wet dream on film, so all the other girls in America can wish they were Bella and had Edward for themselves. A repeat of 2007's "Blood and Chocolate," only this time successful because it features the perfect man. Can you imagine what the financial success of Twilight will do to future vampire films? As if the genre wasn't horrible enough already.
  • Neil Miller · 11 months ago
    Funny Games played at the London Film Fest in 2007, but was not released in the US until March 18, 2008. It also made a run at Sundance in January 2008. Our criteria include any film that made a theatrical release in 2008, so it counts for this year, despite making its "World Premiere" in 2007.
  • Kevin_Carr · 11 months ago
    I interviewed the director, and he was a pompous ass. The movie was pointless, and I don't buy the whole "it was the director's intent." I know that's what he was going for, but it was still an awful film. Hostel and Saw actually had some story behind them, where as Funny Games was just dumb. In fact, Saw has a certain morality play to achieve, and Hostel is nothing more than a modern slasher flick. I've never seen the original German-language Funny Games, but this English-language version was terrible.
  • Jenny Talls · 11 months ago
    Oh yeah. I didn't mean to defend Funny Games in any way, shape, or form. If you take away the entertainment value of a film, what are you left with? Maybe an experimental art-house film, but that's not what Funny Games was. It was just an Andy Kaufman-like form of trolling the audience. And my comment on the Saw *sequels* and Hostel was just being critical of the term torture porn, which I see as using excessive blood and violence as a poor substitute for actual horror or suspense.
  • Jim Rohner · 10 months ago
    I've got to disagree with everybody on how terrible this film was. I loved it. I can't attest to Haneke being pompous or not, but I think it does take someone who's pompous to make a film that pretty much tells audiences they're assholes for supporting the kind of crap he's mocking (Saw sequels, Captivity, Hostel 2, etc.)
  • CrazySphinx · 11 months ago
    Come on, Funny Games wasn't that bad as a movie. I can think of at least two movies like it that suck more than it: Strangers & Saw V.

    I agree with the rest though... Nice list.
  • ANGRYBROOMSTICK · 11 months ago
    I thought Funny Games was really good.
  • TheGreenMalice · 11 months ago
    I didn't think it was really good, but I don't think it should have been number 1. Truth be told I enjoyed it.
  • CaptainReg0981 · 11 months ago
    True that true that. But Strangers could've been done better.
  • AllyndDudnikov · 11 months ago
    You forgot one important movie: House. it came out around Halloween. Amazing bad.
  • AllyndDudnikov · 11 months ago
    You forgot one important movie: House. it came out around Halloween. Amazingly bad.
  • Kevin_Carr · 11 months ago
    never saw it, but i'll take your word for it.
  • CaptainReg0981 · 11 months ago
    Well if I haven't heard of it or seen it means it was that bad. I'll probably see that movie in DVD in January.
  • CrazySphinx · 11 months ago
    Oh yea, that's right, Funny Games was last year. Haven't seen Wendy and Lucy yet, but with over 80% on RT, I don't think it was be "that" bad...
  • Kevin_Carr · 11 months ago
    oh, it's "that" bad. excruciating and boring. good thing i don't make my list based on what other critics say.
  • Davebaxter1989 · 11 months ago
    Now that Kevin I fully commend you for. I may heavily disagree with your number 1 but I appreciate that its YOUR list unlike some other website critics.
  • CaptainReg0981 · 11 months ago
    We all make our own opinions and some can be really overly critical. I'm a person who loves to go to movies for fun. I love feel good movies at the same time I'm a person who prefers blood and gore (i.e. Hostel and Hostel 2, Cabin Fever...etc.) over Chick-Flicks. I'm a big fan of Classic movies and I can be critical on any of the remakes. Even me and my partner have seen Women (with Joan Crawford) I mean what were they thinking when they've casted Meg Ryan and Eva Melendez I mean can't we all leave the classics? What's with the stupid sequels? Some sequels are just should be left alone. Sigh* enuff grip'n I think I'll go over to my nearest theater a be like the Philly guy who likes to shoot other dads who can shut up their kids.
  • Davebaxter1989 · 11 months ago
    Kevin come on Funny Games? At least it had a point in having no point. Unlike say Disaster movie. I mean your supposed to get mad at Funny Games it's trying to provoke you. I'd even go as far as to say that your playing it's game by putting it first here.
  • CaptainReg0981 · 11 months ago
    Ok ok the producers of producers and writers of writers of Scary Movies and Legally Blonde and other stupid movies need to stop making all of the sequels because they are not funny anymore. Disaster Movie was just stupid to be made and I have no idea why Carmen Electra is in this movies I mean the woman is talentless the only things are making her money is her boobs.
  • 790 · 11 months ago
    Lol,, Kevin good picks. I only disagree with one and that's "W." Brolin's performance was real good. And I hate bush so,,,,, :^)

    My top 2 worst films of the year are Twilight and High School Musical 2.
    Benjamin Button is up there as well,,,,,
  • ANGRYBROOMSTICK · 11 months ago
    I disagree with your choices:

    Funny Games was a very good, disturbing movie about the hypocrisy of Americans' obsession for violence, yet when it happens to YOU, suddenly you're not so thrilled about violence anymore.

    Secondly, I liked The Secret Life of Bees. sure, it wasn't a masterpiece or anything, but it was a touching human story.
  • Mark Frost · 11 months ago
    Until all film critics unite and put Uwe Boll's movies at the top of their "worst movies" lists, he's just gonna keep making them. With that said, I don't think Funny Games deserves the #1 spot. Sure it was overly done, drawn out, and just plain evil, but to put it "below" Mike Myers in a humorless failure and an Uwe Boll movie is just cruel!
  • Alericc · 11 months ago
    I will sign up for the "Kill Uwe Boll Club" the man has no talent. His movies always look like the actors are wandering around looking for something to say or do. Waste of talent and money.
  • Annie G · 11 months ago
    Well, I avoided all of your picks. Of the movies I did see, I thought Momma Mia was absolutely horrendous. Most painful movie I ever sat through.
  • Alericc · 11 months ago
    My big question is why do the studios continue to give Martin Lawerence movie deals? Can anyone name the last good movie he had? Hell IMO he never has had one, they all sucked worse than the Wayans on a crack pipe.
  • Cole_Abaius · 10 months ago
    Big Momma's House 2 was, for some time, the highest grossing January film of all time. Recognize.
  • Alericc · 10 months ago
    Lol, I said good not profitable.
  • Ganung · 11 months ago
    I don't agree with Strange Wilderness being on this list. I know its not a great movie, but it was so stupid that it was hilarious.
    I can't believe that you didn't put Meet the Spartans on this list. C'mon Kevin, how could have you forgotten about that crap-fest?
  • TheGreenMalice · 11 months ago
    I tried to force myself to watch disaster movie. I lasted 20 minutes. I think I should get a medal. It is sad to seem Meet Dave on this list. It is a modern day Citizen Kane.
  • Nish · 11 months ago
    In relation to an earlier WTF, this is the exact reason why oscar aiming films shouldn't be released in 1 glut at the the end of the year. If they were all released steadily throughout the year, shitty films wouldn't be given the chance to make some money becasue their is nothing else on in the cinema.

    Also I would have to say, that I enjoyed Funny Games precisely because it didnt have a message and it trolled torture porn, a genre that is becoming boring now.
  • Sam_isusingan_ · 11 months ago
    I have not seen wendy & lucy yet, but i had heard good things about it. Obviously, since I haven't seen it, I'm not disagreeing with you, but this is the first time I've seen something bad about it. Just sayin'
  • Watch TV Online · 11 months ago
    I agree with ANGRYBROOMSTICK. Those are the good one.
  • Nic Jay · 11 months ago
    i can't help to notice that the majority of these movies have african-american stars. perhaps those who are criticizing these movies were not the audience that they were made for.
  • Cole_Abaius · 10 months ago
    Because you have to be African-American to enjoy movies starring African-Americans? Not to say I agree with your thought that the "majority" is since, after all, you're mathematically wrong.

    The worst kind of wrong to be.
  • nic jay · 10 months ago
    funny, i thought 6 out of 10 was a majority. you dont have to be any color to enjoy any movie, but critics have a certain point of view and they come from somewhere and perhaps the lenses they see movies through has bias. thats why u need more minority critics, whether they are a minority by skin color, sexual orientation, age, or any other identifier.

    ps. i have no idea who came up with this list.
  • Cole_Abaius · 10 months ago
    There are only 4 films on this list with African-American stars - Meet Dave, Welcome Home Roscoe Jenkins, First Sunday, and The Secret Life of Bees.

    Bias is the name of the game in opinion-making. In a world of complete subjectivity, it seems pretty arbitrary to believe that a person's race, sexual orientation, age, et al, alone would be a strong factor in artistic enjoyment. Plus, just going by that rubric would be to look for automatic affirmation of a point - is that something that a general public or the film criticism community really needs?
  • nic jay · 10 months ago
    I wasn't going to respond to this comment but something happened in my life that i felt compelled to write back....

    lets make it simple...if i like gay porn, i'm not going to vote for a heterosexual porn movie as my favorite. not because i don't like straight people or don't understand them, but because, i'm not part of the intended audience. i'm sure we would agree on more movies than we disagree on no matter what the back ground difference is, but to believe that a critic is above their own biases is just simply silly.

    just as another example: i hate rom-coms. my list of worst movies would have included 5 or 6. but i'm not the intended audience for those movies, so i'm predisposed not to like them.

    the general public needs a more diverse viewpoint of critics. movie criticism is a huge business. getting a thumbs up or 4 stars from certain critics gives a movie access to greater audiences. if critics do not represent minority group opinions then we will continue to see the same larger budget movies being made. it is a large reason that so many people turn to the internet for information, than say, the ny times or cnn or cbs or fox or whatever other news source, because they are the same old tired opinions and we (people on the internet) are looking for something without those same old tired biases.

    ps. disaster movie, black male star, the love guru, black co-star (6)...
  • Yowazzup · 11 months ago
    I have to agree with Disaster Movie and In the Name of the King. Not too sure about Love Guru and Meet Dave, they may be not up to the par but surely not the worst.
  • Davebaxter1989 · 11 months ago
    Your so right Jenny but Funny Games trolled one particular audience - The torture porn one.
  • d0x · 11 months ago
    The team behind Disaster Movie, Date Movie etc etc need to stop right away. They have ruined the whole spoof genre.

    When the Wayans brothers were involved with Scary Movie it was a decent spoof, so was the 2nd one. Once they left the goons who stayed behind showed they couldnt make a clever funny movie and they relied on random injury/slapstick humor way too much.

    They make me sick and I'm glad after many attempts people wised up and didnt go to disaster movie. Hopefully someone comes along who can make a good spoof again. I love that genre and we sorely need a great spoof. There have been plenty of great movies to spoof on. I would love a Comic book movie spoof...yes yes I know its been done but it was done by these idiots.
  • Davebaxter1989 · 11 months ago
    I tell you something if you dare go back and peek the first two were shit two they just had an ounce of originality that made them endearing that has since been sick up and shat on.
  • Kevin_Carr · 11 months ago
    actually, Superhero Movie had nothing to do with Seltzer and Friedberg, and it was pretty funny.
  • Davebaxter1989 · 11 months ago
    Oh come on that was terrible Kevin! How can you blast Funny Games for lack of any redeeming feature and put Superhero Movie as worthwhile? I mean I prefer to look at it as whether a film is worthy of caring about and whatever side your on with Funny Games it has merit even if it fails in your eyes - Disaster movie and to a lesser extent (thats all I'll give lol) Superhero Movie are baseless money grabs from idiots (harsh I know but there's been plenty of warnings by now that if it ends in 'movie' its crap) that deserve no thought nor analysis.
  • CaptainReg0981 · 11 months ago
    Superhero was funny when they made the trailer wait wait let me rephrase that, The only part of the movie that is funny is the aunt was farting and the two actors tried to make out but the aunt can't stop farting and with the candle lit up it became as a flame torch, now that was hilarious. ahhhhhhh.
  • Nathan · 11 months ago
    In the Name of the King was bad, but I really think Uwe Boll knew that, and put the Ninja's in trying to make it better. Went to see it on the big screen and found the only person who liked it was a mentally retarded kid in the back, no joke.
  • DMuff · 11 months ago
    Yeah, Funny Games wasn't horrible.....of course theres a long list of B-Movies that could go here, haven't seen any of the others and obviously for good reason.

    Oh yeah this whole series of movie spoofs really does need to end.The general populous is already dumb enough without that mess.
  • CaptainReg0981 · 11 months ago
    B movies? Is there C & D movies? Apparently Ive seen XXX movies and the acting couldn't be more cheesier. Bowchicawowow!!
  • daviedave_47 · 10 months ago
    I agree with all of those people who mentioned that "Disaster Movie," "Date Movie," "Epic Movie," etc...should be stricken from the record of human consciousness (although no one said this outright...this is what I had extrapolated from their postings).
    I still think (and mind you this is only one opinion) that "Not Another Teen Movie" was the last of the truly good "spoof" movies. Not quite up there with "Airplane!" but I think a half a step better than "Top Secret!"
    It had a strong cast, suprise cameos, and a clever take on the plethera of popular "teen" movies that dominated the mid-to-late 90's (as well as throwing a HUGE bone to the "classics" of the 80's). It seems to me (even with repeated viewing, although NOT on cable TV) that the humor flowed more naturally...there were very few forced jokes, and my reaction (still) is more of a guffaw-to-laugh than an eyebrow-raise-to-(maybe) a-chuckle.
  • daviedave_47 · 10 months ago
    As for the rest of the movies on your list...I didn't see any of them...for the very same reasons you felt to include them.
  • nomar · 10 months ago
    i agree. i thought strange wilderness was funny though.
  • Caroline · 10 months ago
    I have to disagree on Wendy and Lucy. I didn't think it was half bad. Slow, but in no way does it qualify to be in the same list as Disaster Movie.
  • TL_is_now_TJL · 10 months ago
    Wendy And Lucy is an interesting movie; interesting that it has made some crticis "Best Movies" list while others have thought it was terrible.
    Over Her Dead Body should be Eva's wake up call that she should stay on the small screen. Please!
  • Cole_Abaius · 10 months ago
    I'd love to add Eagle Eye to this list. That movie was insultingly bad.
  • Adam_Sweeney · 10 months ago
    Tracey Morgan is never funny? I beg to differ. Watch 30 Rock. Or hell, watch his trailer from the show where he stars as Thomas Jefferson.
  • Sploich · 10 months ago
    Meet the Spartans is the worst movie of the year. Excluding that takes any credibility from this site.
  • mxbnr · 10 months ago
    The guy who made Delgo, he went to my school. Though he graduated in 91. They hung the posters for the movie a long time before it came out, and i did not have any idea what it was until one day i saw a commercial for it. I feel really bad for him.
  • Samuel · 7 months ago
    Welcome home roscoe jenkins was pretty helarious, well Mo'Nique was at least.