DISQUS

Cole Abaius · 2 years ago

When I was working the Oscars, I headed out on a lunch break to the sandwich place Ken Davitian owns at Hollywood and Highland. While he used his used-car-salesman-like skills to guilt me into buying a sandwich, all I could think was, "I've seen you naked, man."

Of course, I thought the same thing when I saw Trishelle Cantanella at a Kinko's in Santa Monica.

Robert Fure · 2 years ago

You forgot "Sleepaway Camp" a hidden gem of depraved, underage, disgustingly hilarious tidbit of nudity that will make you throw up your own intestines.

Way worth it!

Also, Harvey Keitel shows his junk in "Bad Lieutenant" if that's your thing.

Phreak9mm · 2 years ago

What about William H. Macy's saggy ass in "The Cooler"? You haven't seen an attractiveness trainwreck like the sultry Maria Bello writhing under the leaky sandbag like bottom of Bill Macy. This next shot's to you Felicity Huffman, here's to the lucky woman who gets that drooping flesh leaking over the sides of your thighs as you make what has to be love, because sex appeal just isn't there.

Kevin Carr · 2 years ago

And speaking of Felicity Huffman, we could have always listed her side-of-the-road moment in Transamerica. I hear it was her real penis they used.

Tara · 2 years ago

Fun list and like you i thought of the Kingpin lady as soon as i clicked on this link and she wasn't even naked, but her sexual scenes were disturbing enough. Although, I didn't think Diane Keaton looked bad in Something's Got to Give plus it was so quick.

Robert Fure · 2 years ago

And if we want to talk about more wang on screen, and who doesn't, how about Brown Bunny? Real penis, real mouth, reaaaaaaaal awkward after they broke up I'd guess!

Lucas Withey · 2 years ago

Hats off to Robert, I was about to comment on the ending scene of 'sleepaway camp' The image of Angela still haunts me.... Sleepaway Camp should be #1

Maggie Van Ostrand · 2 years ago

I'm rolling on the floor over this concept. You guys are the greatest!

By the way, dare I say it? I have seen Anthony Hopkins nude and he would not be on this list.

Heh heh heh

Now you can figure out if this is fake news or real.

kyle · 2 years ago

I might add "Songs From The Second Floor" (outstanding) and "Trailer Town" (less outstanding, but... ahem).
http://imdb.com/title/tt0120263/
http://imdb.com/title/tt0413390/
enjoy

Jester · 2 years ago

Space Cowboys. 'nuff said. Why it isn't #3, I don't know.

sj · 2 years ago

eastern prmises has to be considered here too! Such much male junk! Or as it wifey calls it - "dudity"

Starbelly · 2 years ago

I have to go wtih Geoffrey Rush in Quills. I still can't look at that guy without shuddering.

pjh · 2 years ago

How about Jack Nicholson's flabby rear end showing through his hospital gown in Something's Gotta Give!

Glansbourg · 2 years ago

"Movie History" naturally would include adult movies, I assume.

A moment involving Short Stud as "Sid the Elf" in the c. late 1980's film "Merry Xmas" would get my vote.

In the scene, Stud apparently has difficulty ejaculating during a copulation with a (much taller) female co-star. The "money shot" being what is in the industry - that is to say, everything - this presented a problem for both Stud and the film makers, alike.

It's worth hunting down and watching this little tid-bit of porn-noir to find out how they all worked around this little dilema.

wtf why not natalie portman · 2 years ago

i remember seeing some clip of natalie portman being beat up while nude. like spanish inquisition or something. that was pretty disturbing, anyone know what that was?

BoB · 2 years ago

Bubby's mother in 'Bad Boy Bubby'. And I also want to point out that we are all bringing up some bad memories here.

Bill · 2 years ago

OK, and I see this revealing article on a Friday night. The best night of cable TV softcore porn of the week for the middle aged guy.

I am going to bed now instead of watching Latin Lover....Thanks

Wittzo · 2 years ago

What I hate is when they show an attractive couple chatting it up and then in the next scene they show them in bed. They are in closeup to the finest set of peachy ass you've ever seen on a woman and you assume that it's the fine chick. Then they pull out and it's the ass of the guy. What kind of man shaves his ass? And I'm not talking about Brad Pitt, there was a love scene in Tightrope with Clint Eastwood...I was a young teen, nudity in movies was new to me. Fap, fap, fap, groooosss!

Ross · 2 years ago

What about all of the naked guys in Jackass and Jackass 2?

Somedude · 2 years ago

How can you forget the topless woman in "Event Horizon" that was holding her own eyeballs. I was very confused ;) -- repulsed but there were titties on screen. Those two images should not be ever combined and I am still trying to get that out of my head. :p

Ian · 2 years ago

You forgot Keanu Reeves in the second Matrix....I mean was that sex scene really needed.................MY EYES

TX972 · 2 years ago

Natalie Portman's nude scenes were in "Goya's Ghost".

http://www.cinematical.com/2007/03/20/natalie-p...

DC · 2 years ago

Ahem! I'll take Kathy Bates in a hot-tub anyday, over her jungle dance 'At Play in the Fields of the Lord'. :) Gotta' admit tho', she's a heckuva actress.

Peach grout!

WHO CARES? · 2 years ago

This is dumb.

Very dumb.

Nude scenes from movies I've never seen. Wow. How lame.

Hope you read this. 'Cause then you'd know how bad you sux04z.

Thom · 2 years ago

Something About Mary: Magda Tits.

'nuff said.

Film · 2 years ago

You blew it!
The winner is the scene when Miles retrieves Jack's wallet in Sideways.

Mindy · 2 years ago

I'm really shocked Diane Keaton got a mention.

I thought she was gorgeous in that movie. She had a flat stomach, high breasts, good skin. I really don't see why it was "bad naked."

Or you're automatically "bad naked" once you hit a certain age, gorgeous or not?

Joker961 · 2 years ago

How about Ted Levine's "tuck" in Silence of the Lambs? Jeez.

JeffyD · 2 years ago

I'm gonna have to put my vote in for Ruth Gordon and all the other seniors in "Rosemary's Baby". *eye bleach*

Nullsig · 2 years ago

I think it needs to be mentioned that Halle Berry's Scene from Monster's Ball should almost be required to be on this list....

Scuba11 · 2 years ago

Don't forget the first scene from Sweet Sweetback's Baadassssss song!

WriterWriter · 2 years ago

Danny DeVito in Big Fish... oh man... that was weird.

Carnivore · 2 years ago

How about Harvey Keitel in Bad Lieutenant? It was even worse than in The Piano!

Captainstabb · 2 years ago

Oh sweet jesus christ that scene in Sascha Baron Cohen's movie was a horendious attack on the moral fabric of america, not to mention my visual cortex.
That horrible image is now cauterized into my retina's forever..

Sascha Baron Cohen, If reading this, Please seek jesus..

Neil Miller · 2 years ago

Captainstabb -- Didn't you watch the whole movie? He did seek Jesus.

Anton · 2 years ago

No mentions of anything by Kubrik? The rape scene in Clockwork wasn't disturbing enough?

Titus Twimbly · 2 years ago

How is Pretty Baby not on here? That has probably the most disturbing nude scene ever. Also, anything by Peter Greenaway has at least 3 scenes that top any of these.

brandon · 2 years ago

needs more Blue Velvet

el pooperino · 2 years ago

Joker961 is definitely right. I can't believe it took so long for someone to mention the mangina scene. That was truly disturbing, should be #2.

mmlobe · 2 years ago

Recently, quite a few celebrities were said to appear on the millionaire luxury club http://meetrich.com. OMG!!! Are these famous guys fond of internet dating for now?? Maybe they are indeed so rich that they feel boring sometimes to need new
things?

Vince · 2 years ago

@Mindy: I thought the same thing.

Mikemur · 2 years ago

The crying game was the most shocking for me.

http://www.freeonline-movies.com

Rick Cain · 2 years ago

Kevin Bacon. Okay Kevin, we know you have a huge schlong that rivals Tommy Lee, but for gods sake quit reminding us!

Christopher Potter · 1 year ago

Just to fill out a trio of Harvey Keitel horrors: The final scene in 1978's "Fingers" in which H.K. -- for no apparent reason -- sits nude at a grand piano, glowering straight out at us as though saying, "Wanna make somethin' of it?" We wouldn't even wanna touch it, Harv.

mike · 1 year ago

On the money...but did forget Sleepaway Camp. Found a great site that sells rare nude scene movies. check out www.gottaseedvds.com

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jadedraven19 · 1 year ago

It's funny that I happened upon this website tonight; I just got done watching The Piano and having a heart attack.
I'm going to be the forum tater here and say that I appreciated Harvey's weiner..... All 30 inches of it lol.

I would much rather drool over him than watch the fat naked guy running down the hall in Lolita. Which reminds me... Why the hell wasn't that on here?

That scene made me look away faster than 2 girls, 1 cup and now that we have opened that can of worms; it wins hands down!

jadedraven19 · 1 year ago

Harvey Keitel wasn't bad naked though, that's my point

Angie · 1 year ago

Kathy Bates also did another even more disturbing nude scene in the movie "At Play in the Fields of the Lord "..it was eye wrenching.

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