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Film School Rejects: The Mummy 4 Heads South of the Border In Search of Fabled Donkey Show

  • white slave jew · 1 year ago
    maybe they could get speilburg to direct.
  • Sebastian Z · 1 year ago
    Well yeah, we DO have mummies in Peru, so I guess it could work. I haven't seen the Mummy 3 yet, though, so I don't know how well things could work in here if they decided to make the fourth film about Peruvian mummies. I would only have to requests if Cohen and company decide to do so, though:

    1. PLEASE come and shoot the film in here instead of filming in Mexico or some crappy studio backlot. (Ala the "Mexican Peru" of Indiana Jones 4.)
    2. PLEASE do some research and at least make it more historically accurate than Indiana Jones 4. (A film that, although I liked, DID embarass Peruvian history and enraged many moviegoers in here.)
  • Robert Fure · 1 year ago
    1. Chupacabras are awesome.
    2. Taking those easy shots at Mummy and Fraser, eh?
    3. Your Klean Kanteen is my spitoon.
  • Nate · 1 year ago
    They should go ahead and write the scene with Luke Ford swinging with monkeys. The Mummy franchise is exactly where a scene like that belongs
  • Adam Sweeney · 1 year ago
    Maybe they can release it 3 weeks into the next Batman film by Christopher Nolan and get their ass kicked again.

    Can we all just pitch some of our film ideas to execs as a protest to crappy sequels?
  • Cole Abaius · 1 year ago
    This is their chance to revamp the series - make it a prequel. Look at the gritty, real life Before They Were Mummies. Was that what Scorpion King was? I didn't bother to see it.

    Anyway, Fraser plays an orphan of Semitic decent who washes up onshore and is raised by Egyptian pharaohs. Once he finds out his true family identity, and that his people are enslaved, he leads a revolt against his former brother to get his people out of bondage and into a promised land of milk and honey.

    I can't think of a title, but I think it gives Fraser a lot of room to grow a sweet beard and yell a lot.
  • Chris · 1 year ago
    'Tis not a mummy movie without Oded Fehr and Arnold Vosloo.
  • Nate · 1 year ago
    @Cole

    Ah, recincarnation. Maybe that could work if it track's O'Connell's previous life.
  • Joe · 1 year ago
    Here it is...Unless they bring Rachel Weise back, then it's going to suck like this one did. I'm not saying that the reason the script was bad was because of her absence, but she was a big part. Also them not allowing Jet Lee to do Karate stuff is NONSENSE!!!! New script bring back the original mummy!!! Him and Fraiser had could chemistry!
  • caydubb · 1 year ago
    first off, i do have to say that the guy that wrote this article is being a little harsh about this. i love the whole mummy franchise and i think that if they do decide to make a fourth one that they should make it creepy like the first one. that would probably appeal to a lot more people, especially the ones that were disappointed with the latest film. im not saying i was disappointed, i really enjoyed it, it was different, creative, etc. and back to what i was saying about the creepiness, i just hope that they can can come up with a really good script and not just throw something together like how spiderman 3 seemed to be. the script/story for the next mummy film would have to be something really special for them to make a fourth movie cuz most franchises are better off after the third movie, with no offense to this franchise of course. the first mummy film was so unique and different cuz we hadnt seen anything like that before-the enormous wall of sand with imhoteps face in it, scarabs crawling up peoples skin, the fact that the mummy wasnt just some guy in a costume with toilet paper wrapped around him but was this creepy looking monster, and so on. the fourth film would have to have that uniqueness and creepiness the first one, it would just have to be worth watchig cuz i know that nobody likes a disappointment.
  • ROLL · 1 year ago
    Well here it is if they do a movie in Peru it will be the best of the movie even better if they do it in Machu Picchu "The Lost City of the Incas" and the New Seven Wonders of the World. My idea (I know they will not take it) is to mix a little of historie of the Incas brothers that one of the was capture from the spanish poeple to trade for gold and silver, after the king(his brother) did two houses in stone with in the one in the right with gold and the one in the left with silver, spanish killed the kings brother n-e and the king swear for revenge all eternity thats when Rick and Evelyn O’Connell come along to discover and wake the king (i think his name was tupakamaro) in Machu Picchu grave... so poeple what do you think. lol and please if you do it in peru do not mess up the historie because we know it well lol.
  • Mauricio · 1 year ago
    it should definetly be in Peru :]
  • Me · 1 year ago
    OMG PERU ROCKS!!! I HOPE IT'S IN PERU!! MUMMIES HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED IN PERU NOT
    SO LONG AGO =D GO PERU CARAJO=D... OH AND I AGREE, SOMEONE WAS A LITTLE HARSH,
    MUMMY MOVIES HAVE BEEN PRETTY AWESOME I'VE SEEN ALL THREE AND EVEN THOUGH I
    WAS A LITTLE DISAPPOINTED ABOUT THE CHARACTER CHANGE (RACHEL WEISZ) THE MOVIE
    WAS STILL VERY GOOD=)
  • chris · 1 year ago
    would love to see mummy 4 in the amazon, add some giant snakes and spiders mummies,plesiasaures,and we'll see a great popcorn family film. please make this happen.
  • JJ08 · 1 year ago
    The mummies in Peru are very good, Peruvian's would love that but don't make their country embarrassed with lots of special effects like Indiana Jones 4, that film was to embarrassing to the Mexicans and the Peruvians. If you would want to make a good film, film the actual place not computerized with some little digital thing like Indiana Jones 4. People would mostly prefer to see how the country/ civilization of the place being filmed real, not all fake. You would have lots of people's attention and the audience to go and watch the film. Then lots of people would want to go to Peru or something like that. But I would like the director to film in Peru, especially the Nazca lines, or Machu Pichu for example. The Inca's had a lot history with mummies and all the other civilization in Peru. The north and the south of Peru, example the muches, chimos. Pls film in Peru they have an extraordinary history.
    ps. soz about my spelling ina rush i fixed it up.
  • lovelyl · 1 year ago
    I loved the first two. Rachel Weisz made a far better Evie than Maria Bello she is a good actress but no Evie. In the first movie it mentions that Evie is half Egyptian and with Rachel's looks you could believe that. With Rachel's Evie the chemistry between her and Rick was believable. they could not keep their hands or lips off each other and the fact that Alex being an only child with parents hot for each other, right! The third installment to the Mummy movies was a great disappointment and I only saw bits and pieces of it. In a nut shell it was pretty bloody stupid. Also with the third film they made Rick to be a neglectful father, in the Mummy Returns he was very protective of both Evie and Alex I just could not see Rick doing that. Bring back the original Evie and the original magic to the Mummy films that includes the original cast and crew. :)
  • yoshster415 · 10 months ago
    hahahhahah "shitting"...
  • neha sharma · 5 months ago
    you will sighned rachel weize bcoz she & bredan is good couple if both will be back mummy 4 this movie will be very famous as like mummy 1-2
  • thepatatz · 4 months ago
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    Well yeah, we DO have mummies in Peru, so I guess it could work. I haven't seen the Mummy 3 yet, though, so I don't know how well things could work in here if they decided to make the fourth film about Peruvian mummies. I would only have to requests if Cohen and compa

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