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Monty Python and the Holy Grail:
The Drinking Game
By: Ron J. Wunner and a trained moose.
To play this game you and several of your friends (who posses a sense of humor) will require a copy of the funniest movie ever made (The Grrrail !), a generous amount of your favorite alcoholic beverage… and 100 Mexican Whooping Llamas.
Drink whenever:
1. anyone rides an imaginary horse.
2. twice if he dismounts.
5. no, 3. The King speaks and is totally ignored by someone.
4. there is a castle on the screen. (real, animated, or “just a modelâ€)
5. anyone mentions a swallow. (African or European)
6. a cat screams.
7. someone is “not quite dead.â€
8. a peasant knows more about politics than the King.
9. the Black Knight gets seriously wounded and shrugs it off.
10. a group of monks chants in Latin.
11. a villager wants to “BURN†someone.
12. Bedimir lifts his visor to speak.
13. twice if he talks with it down.
14. thrice if he lifts it and doesn’t speak.
15. a Frenchman taunts Englishmen.
16. twice if he “taunts them a second time.â€
17. any animal (live or wooden) is thrown from a catapult.
18. someone runs away.
19. anyone exclaims “right!â€
20. God speaks or is mentioned. (this includes Lord and JESUS CHRIST!)
21. there is an animated “butt†on the screen.
22. someone says “Ni!â€
23. twice if it causes pain to anyone.
24. there is any reference to a chicken. (spoken or otherwise)
25. there is a dramatic musical chord. (i.e. …a shrubbery! (Ta Daa!))
26. anyone mentions a shrub, shrubbery, or being a shrubber.
27. a knight “soils†his armor.
28. twice if he does it again.
29. King Arthur counts “five.â€
30. Sir Bedimir mispronounces something.
31. there is much rejoicing.
32. Tim the Enchanter blows up something just for the hell of it.
33. a guard doesn’t understand his orders.
34. a guard hiccups.
35. Sir Launcelot kills an innocent person for no good reason, in his…idiom.
36. anyone says “grail.â€
Serious players may choose to instate the one and only applicable rule when watching a movie of this magnitude; anyone who attempts to “quote†a line from the film and screws it up must finish an entire beverage.
NOTE: The creator of this game has been sacked!
Is there any way you would like to work together?
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