DISQUS

Film School Rejects: ‘The Happening’ Creeped Me Out

  • Zach M. · 1 year ago
    Hmm, between Sex and the City and this pile of shit getting positive reviews from you Kevin, I just don't know what to think.
  • Brian C. Gibson · 1 year ago
    Kevin Haters...Unite!
  • Brian C. Gibson · 1 year ago
    just kidding Kev, you know how I feel about you. Just don't tell anyone else...
  • Kevin Carr · 1 year ago
    xx oo, bri
  • Patrick Drazen · 1 year ago
    Okay. A few years back came a Japanese horror film, "The Suicide Club," in which ordinary folk started killing themselves en masse in extraordinary ways, that had something to do with a teeny-pop girl group and an indictment of bad parenting. A few years before that came an hour-long special animation of the TV series "Sailor Moon" in which an alien species of flower threatened life on earth. Each was excellent in its own right, and I recommend either to "The Happening," which attempted to clone the two into one cinematic story that just wasn't worth it.

    I don't know what's up with Shamalamadingdong, but he would probably kill (himnself or others) to be able to do a "Suicide Club" these days.
  • Laura M · 1 year ago
    I agree with the totally creeped out feeling. Whether I enjoyed the movie or not...its still up in the air. I feel like M. Night is a brand name, like Chanel or something, I desperately want to like it but im iffy on the new design.

    I was expecting a complete twist with the ending, like many of his other movies, that make you rethink the entire plot line, instead it just continued. The movie could be considered a "green" movie, implying that if things on this planet don't change something as horrific as this could happen. I dont know what Shamalyn's intentions were but if they were to aware (more like frighten) the masses into changing their current wasteful behavior, he might succeed. Again, the movie left me with a feeling that makes me rethink mother nature's intention with us and fear for our future.
  • Emily · 1 year ago
    Compare it to his first three movies and you have to wonder what happened??? Attempts to shock were sometimes silly and adolescent, other times very effective (especially at the old ladies house) The blowing grass became more and more silly. And I wanted a resolution, explanation, SOMETHING at the end. Why did it all start, and what made it stop????? I could make up some silly explanation that would be more satisfying than 'we don't really know'. Human love deactivates the toxins because it neutralizes some chemical in the plants that was triggered by too much stress and anger from humans blah blah blah. Dumb, yeah. But it would be SOMETHING. Baby born nine months later with sap flowing through his viens....LOL
  • Dave · 1 year ago
    You're a poor writer with terrible taste in movies. How are you making money doing this?
  • Eastwood · 1 year ago
    Kevin Carr, I wholeheartedly agree with your entire review.

    I thought the acting/dialogue was a bit off at times, but the overall creepiness, the occasional all-out scares, the message, and, of course, the shock moments, were all on point. I was also at the edge of my seat from early on in the film.

    Note: I also enjoyed Lady In the Water, so... (P.S. but very disappointed in The Village)
  • Douglas Hall · 1 year ago
    I will bet $5,000 to be paid to any major studio executive, or major producer's favorite charity, that I can write a better script with as good a twist or better as any of M. Night's movies, including The Sixth Sense. I will leave the judging up to any 3 script analysts that the executive chooses.

    It's time that this hack named Shyamalan is put out to pasture. Surely Hollywood can find better than this. My email address is dhall58@gmail.com.

    I'm ready to put my money where my mouth is.
  • Eric Cash · 1 year ago
    Hey there Douglas Hall, I'll bet no one gives a shit! No one knows of you and never will.
    How about you lose that beer belly and get off your mother's couch. Maybe then, you will
    find some pussy and you can lie to women! At least lying to women will get you
    something! Think about it or just kill yourself you hack.

    Kind regards,
    Eric Cash

    PS. "DAVE" on the comments.. SUPPORT YOUR ARGUMENT YOU FUCKING LOSER. Where's
    your website and why aren't you getting paid? HAHA KILL YOURSELF! The truth is so
    obvious and in your face, do something about it!
  • eli · 1 year ago
    i agree with you keven. some parts scared the crap out of me but some times the dialoge was a bit off.
  • Robert Fure · 1 year ago
    @Dave

    It's simple really, we make our money selling our bodies and fluids. There is no money to be made on the internet, thats ridiculous!
  • efrain · 1 year ago
    i stand in solidarity with you, comrade. i really enjoyed The Happening and i suspect there
    is just a trend/fad/conspiracy to hate Shyamalan. jealous much? i dunno. what i do know
    is that The Happening has a few layers of messages within the story that people just don't
    see (or want to see). with Lady in the Water and this new film he is telling a story the way
    he wants. why must Shyamalan follow all the rules of preconceived restraints created by
    bitter critics? anyway, the movie's grand. save the people, save the environment; love each
    other and love the planet.

    PS: i see beauty in all his films, even the ones that everyone loves to hate like The Village
    and Lady in the Water.
  • George · 1 year ago
    Kevin,
    Are you kidding? "Creepy. Creepy as hell."???
    Did we see the same movie?
    The only creepy element to the story was Betty Buckley and her schizophrenic behavior. What M. Night could have done was build a nice, tight story around her character and her house in the middle of nowhere...she was creepy...the house was creepy...the concept of the pipe that could pick up voices coming from the "slave" house was creepy. The thought of grasses, plants and trees that communicate with each other and emit toxic gases that kill people whenever the wind machine blows is not creepy. It's stupid. Bad acting, lousy script, clueless characters, another messed-up M. Night waste of money coming down the pipeline? That's creepy!
  • Carolyn · 1 year ago
    I've never watched a show and felt so numb inside. Bad storyline, terrible cast (don't get me wrong, I like Deschanel but this is not her kind of show), over use of wind machines and did anyone else saw the boom mic creeping in and out of scenes? ok, that HAS to be the creepiest part of the movie. I'm a HUGE Hitchcock fan and am appalled that Shyamalan has the audacity to compare himself to the late Hitchcock, who is truly the Master of Suspense.
  • TopDogHoncho · 1 year ago
    M. Night Scamalan's fans are people that are very gullible. The sixth sense was a good movie, but by no means is this guy hitchcock. He's more of a hack. His "style" is pure Japanese horror. His premises are reject episodes of Twilight Zone and Outer Limits.

    Signs - "Water hurt us, Xenu. Let's explore it anyways, but lets do it naked." - Xypher

    Unbreakable - "Hey lets make a comic book movie with the hero not wearing tights, tights are sooo gay." - M. Knight

    The Village - "Hey, my fanbase only have a few brain cells, so let me personally explain the twist at the end! I'm a genius." - M. Knight

    Lady In The Water - "My kids came up with the idea, don't blame me. Also they claimed I was the greatest writer in the world, not me." - M. Knight

    The Happening - "lets out run the wind!"
  • qaz · 1 year ago
    downside is bad acting? i disagree, the overall storyline, the plot is the downside.
    shyamalan is joey.