DISQUS

Film School Rejects: The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

  • The big O · 3 years ago
    "Bow “Don't call me 'lil” Wow was just…unnecessary." Sure, just rip on the black kid. But that hick ass white kid, Lucas Black, may be becoming a star. LOL, that is just hilarious. And as for your abso-friggin-lutly gorgeous dime a dozen white chick, there are asian women in the preview who you see for a second that are ten times cuter than random caucasian chick #4,562. Obviously you are biased to love any and everything pale, I just find it funny how hollywood once again makes a movie about white people in Japan. Did the white kids teach them everything they know, like in that gay-ass Tom Cruise Samurai movie? I'll bet that the white kids taught them Karate, how to make Sushi, how to build Temples and how to do anything else from reading, writing to arithmetic, thanks again white people. Where would the rest of us be without you? LMAO I know next make a movie starring Matt Damon, Josh Hartnett, (um hang on trying to think up some more stiff robot acting caucasians that have been shoved down all of our throats for the past 5 yrs) Lucas Black, uhhhh, how about the stupid kid from the sixth sense, dakota fanning, ummmm the entire aryan cast from 'Hoot', uh all the white kids from Narnia, and have the movie be about how white people went bak in time to teach the Egyptians how to build Pyramids, then they go to china and give them the scematics to build a huge wall, teach them about a mathmatical devise called an abacus, then back to Africa, to teach them about hunting and how to form an empire called Zulu, oh yeah then they could shoot over to South America and teach those "poor savages" how to bulid huge empires and cities made of gold. that would be neat, I love Hollywood!!!! :)
  • The big O · 3 years ago
    Oh, almost forgot. Any word yet on whether Matthew MacConaughey has accepted the role of Hannibal of Carthage??? And how about Hugh Jackman as the lead in the remake of Shaka Zulu?? Keep me posted. Thanks.
  • Brian · 3 years ago
    Ah, Big O...we meet again. First off did you see that I found the name to your obscure ninja flick? Secondly, If you actually see some pictures of Nathalie Kelley other than the BW pic from imdb, she is mixed. Though her photo from imdb would make you think shes white, I don't think she is. Third, I did say Lucas Black might become a legit star...but don't associate fame with good acting. I just meant he is going to snag some roles pretty quick with a growing resume. And finally, Bow Wow. If you go see the movie, you will see that his role seriously was unnecessary. I thought Bow Wow was gonna be the "let me show you the ropes in Japan" character, but he wasn't. He was the "well we have caucasians and asians taken care of...now, oh yeah we need an african american character" character. Any movie like this is going to be filled with stupid stereotypes. Also did you hear that Paris Hilton, with her newfound singing career, will be starring as Aretha Franklin in a new bopic?
  • The big O · 3 years ago
    Lol, love the Paris Hilton joke, actually if something happens to Aretha, god forbid, and they do make a movie about her, they could use Ms. Aguileras voice that would be allright, skank or not that chick can blow (sing) probably the other too but yeah. :) Naw, I won't see this movie, i did think it was kinda stupid to put Bow-wow in it, just a token role, but I would love to see a movie in Japan totally devoid of caucasians, like Battle Royale which was awesome. I'm an old school Akira Kurasawa movie lover, so I am of the opinion that the japanese have filmaking down just fine, I love japanese culture I just think alot of movies get ruined by hollywoods insertion of white folks ALL THE DAMN TIME. Like the Hunted, that movie was awesome exept fo the unskilled white guy (Lambert) managing to kill the Ninja master with like 2 weeks training. Leave him in the movie, fine, but have the last fight be between the Samurai and the Ninja, I almost threw something at the damn screen when Lambert killed him, like BOOOOOOOOOO!!!! thanks for the tip on Super Ninjas, now I have to go about finding it, Netflix doesn't have it. I have no beef with you guys, you just kinda take flack from me for hollywoods bullcrap, that's wrong I suppose, I'll try to to make that clearer, you didn't make the movie. Keep up the reviews, I enjoy the read.
  • RC of strangeculture · 3 years ago
    I just really wish they would have named this movie 3Fast3furious.

    oh well.

    --RC of strangeculture.blogspot.com
  • Alecia · 2 years ago
    The movie was ok but it seemed less planned out than the others. I know they where working with newer actors unlike the other Fast and The Furious movies. But it seemed like something was missing form it and unfortunantly what was missing was a big part of the movie. There was feeling in it but not enough to draw in alot of the people. It seemed like the movie was more for guys unlike gorls because you put sexuality as the biggest seller for it. I mean houndreds of girls in mini skirts. It showed again how hollywood can prove that girls are only usefull as things to look at and not as actual talent. There needed to be more depth invovled. Sorry if this is not waht you want to hear. I don't mean anything bad by this i mearly wanted to express my thoughts.
    Hope you all have a nice day.
    Alecia