DISQUS

Film School Rejects: Ten Skinny-Ass Ladies Who Used to Be Hot

  • david · 1 year ago
    jenna jameson lol
  • Nate · 1 year ago
    Kevin, are you really telling me Angelina Jolie isn't hot anymore? Whatever you're smoking, I want some of it.
  • Chris Beaumont · 1 year ago
    This is a BS list, if only because two of the included you list the last time they were hot as the last thing they were in. Give me a break and give it some more thought.

    For example, why the hell isn't Jessica Alba on this list? Take a look at her in Rise of the Silver Surfer (creepy blue eyes and blonde hair aside) and then go back a few years to Into the Blue, or Sin City, hell go back to Honey and Dark Angel. She needs a burger or two.

    Also, this is a movie site, so why are non-movie entities like Ashlee Simpson and Victoria Beckham on here?

    Ok, that should discount four of your ten. I gave you one, care to try for three more?
  • Maggie Van Ostrand · 1 year ago
    Thandie Newton is losing weight for her upcoming role as Condi Rice (that's the street talk).

    The rest of them aren't losing weight, it just looks that way because their heads are getting bigger.
  • Shortshire · 1 year ago
    Jennifer Connelly is still a beautiful woman. She was always beautiful and carried an aura of hotness. Connelly was not as skinny as those starving children, she looks like every reporter that goes down there, in shape and sweaty.

    I agree with you on Lindsay Lohan, she just needs to find her own path and not get druggie skinny.
  • Kevin Gustafson · 1 year ago
    Disagree with Jolie and Kate Bosworth. Kate's hotter than in Blue Crush where she was too skinny for my taste.
  • L. Tanglebrook · 1 year ago
    I give a huge vote for Christina Ricci. I saw her in a magazine recently, and I didn't even recognize her at first. She used to be super curvy, and now she's beginning to resemble an alien.
  • Chris · 1 year ago
    I'd still do 'em all. Y'know... just sayin'.
  • Sammy · 1 year ago
    All of these women are hot and sexy. You folks have unresolved issues that need to be addressed.

    If you can't get hot chicks there is no need to lash out at them like this.
  • Jerry · 1 year ago
    Sarah Jessica Parker was hot in LA Story w/ Steve Martin. Now she's stick girl.
  • robert T · 1 year ago
    You forgot Renée Zellweger. She was hot in the jerry mcguire movie, but waff thin now. Nasty. I'll 2nd the C Ricci vote too. She use to be hot and voluptious.
  • Ookadoo · 1 year ago
    I second Christina Ricci. She used to have the perfect body, it's such a shame...
  • Carol · 1 year ago
    Christina Ricci and Brittany Murphy both did the whole going from sexy curves to way too skinny thing around the same time. Brittany Murphy circa her SNL appearance was really disgusting. They were both way hotter before they lost the weight.
  • Mike · 1 year ago
    I think there still hot. I like a bit more meat on the bone, so to speak but I wouldn't kick any of them out.
  • Mike · 1 year ago
    My bad, I think "they're" still hot.
  • Bri · 1 year ago
    Nikki Cox. What the hell happened? She went scary-skinny and got duck lips and ruined
    everything. There's something wrong in Hollywood.
  • dbag · 1 year ago
    I agree with most of them...In my opinion most stars need to put on a few pounds. To be honest with you, I would kick some of them out of bed because you could easily find someone just about as hot, at your college who at least didn't feel like you were sleeping with a skeleton....
  • Tre · 1 year ago
    Nicole Kidman is pretty thin these days
  • Neckwish · 1 year ago
    Thinner is better. Most of the actresses out there should eat a few less sandwiches. Bring on the skeletor, my friends. Meatier is not neatier.
  • Morghus · 1 year ago
    You don't look particularly sexy if you look like a starved crack-addict.
  • JOe · 1 year ago
    Agree. 100%. Another thing to think about: Ever hear the saying, "The Camera adds 10 lbs" Yeah. Ouch. I bet in real life some of these women really look like sticks.
  • Lakawak · 1 year ago
    It has been made perfectly clear that Kevin Carr has never had a woman let him see her breasts. There is NO POSSIBLE WAY that someone who has seen breasts before could think that the New Yorker Magazine photo shoot shows that Lindsay Lohan's breasts are fake. The REALITY is that the photo shoot proves beyond a shadow of the doubt that just the opposite is true. They are CLEARLY real based on those pictures. The debate on that one is over.
  • sarah · 1 year ago
    istill hink lyndsays breasts are fake and woman with knockers that big will have atleast a bit of a natural sag they might look real but thats what plastic surgeons try to do, and if she weights what 115 tops when she lost weight thats one of the first places you lose idk they look fake to me but what do i know ive only had breasts my whole life
  • sarah · 1 year ago
    i actually idk i went and looks at the photos and some they look real maybe hey just made them perky somehow for the feature one but either way i dont care much
  • idle_eyes · 1 year ago
    Keira Knightley
  • ashizzle · 1 year ago
    kelly ripa
  • Seantiago · 1 year ago
    Sarah, I'm afraid your expertise (owing to you having had breasts your whole life) is completely nullified due to the fact that you are too retarded to put a sentence together.
  • Bernie · 1 year ago
    Yo gonna need a tweezer to get all the splinters out of your dick after screwing any one of them.
  • Langx · 1 year ago
    Jolie hasn't been hot since she married the dirtiest man on the planet.
    That was just disgusting. Talk about nasty seconds.
  • Smitty · 1 year ago
    Renée Zellweger FTW!
  • troy · 1 year ago
    I have to say that for the most part I have to agree with each comment you made. The only thing that I have a problem with is trying to remember when Lindsay Lohan was ever hot. What you said about Posh had me laughing so hard I almost wet my pants, thanks you made my morning!
  • Travis Ritch · 1 year ago
    Minnie Driver and Katharine McPhee
  • John · 1 year ago
    Pedophiles like skinny women because they remind them of preteen children. Keira knightley is missing.
  • Frank · 1 year ago
    Keira Knightley can't be included on the list because she's *always* been skinny. She didn't start out with more weight and then lose it. She never had it in the first place. True, she's been hot in some of her stuff and I wouldn't kick her out of bed...
  • Kent · 1 year ago
    And this hit Digg for what reason? Digg is becoming useless. Headlines people create are 70% inaccurate
  • Jim · 1 year ago
    Conspicuously absent: Cameron Diaz. The last time she was hot was the FIRST time, too - The Mask. She was curvy and bubbly and giggly and adorable. Then some Hollywood d-bag leaned on her to lose weight, and suddenly, we have a creepy canvas-wrapped skellington. SAD.
  • shoreke · 1 year ago
    If Angelina Jolie is a good enough for a world class stud like Brad Pitt; she is good enough for me.
  • Robert · 1 year ago
    Lara Flynn Boyle. Last hot in Twin Peaks.
  • Shawn · 1 year ago
    Sorry Kevin, I have to disagree with you about Jennifer Connelly -- I still think she is the 2nd most beautiful woman alive, the 1st being my wife. :)
  • Jorgandus P. Morgenfeld · 1 year ago
    Let's all be honest - all these chicks are hot. Everyone reading this board would be ecstatic to be banging / dating them and I gather a large (though not necessarily 100%) percentage of the readership would be estatic to be married to them as well.

    A pound here, a pound there. Could some of them be slightly more 'hot' if they gained a few? Sure. (Although, keep in mind, it's a thin disguise to argue 'you need to gain 5lbs to be healthy' but then start buying weight-watchers and treadmills for the gf when that 5 turns into 15)

    But please - "Ladies Who Used to be Hot". Yeah. Okay. Sure. You've convinced me. Top ten fuglies right here.

    Give me a break.
  • BlaenkDenum · 1 year ago
    I know a few girls at school in this situation :( They used to be really beautiful, and now...well...:'( I'd wish they'd eat something, not only because it'd make them beautiful again but because I really feel sorry for them. You know it's bad when you are really really beautiful and you think you're a monster so you stop eating as much if not completely and turn into this other person who is no longer beautiful, constantly in the state of trying to be something else. I'd just like to see her happy again. (Heh, I think I started focusing on one individual here...).

    Fuck the idiots who think this is hot and drive the girls to be this way.
  • Seantiago · 1 year ago
    Why would I be "ecstatic" to be married to someone I don't even know? What if she's a total bitch?
  • Denisse · 1 year ago
    These skinny ladies need my favorite wardrobe accessory - my bubbles padded boyshorts...it'll give em back the booty they lost when they stopped eating!
  • JoJo · 1 year ago
    "Sarah Jessica Parker was hot in LA Story"

    Never hot, just an ugly little chick with the right family connections to get into showbiz.

    To quote Peter Griffin:

    "Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a shoe"

    Even better I prefer the British reporter talking to Kim Cattrall when he called Sarah Jessica Parker "Old horse face".
  • Mercurystar · 1 year ago
    I agree - Sarah Jessica Park, Cameron Diaz, etc. have all gone on the way side of joining
    the crowd in becoming ultra-thin. Most of Hollywood has gone that direction, and it is
    ironic considering the modeling world is getting in trouble for having ultra thin models.
    Since when did having curves become a past, glorious thing? It's a shame these women
    seem to think being anything but stick-thin is a crime. I love curves - it designates health
    and sex appeal to me. To me, these women seem to be unhappy with themselves and are
    trying to 'become one of the group'. And I thought I had low self-esteem!
    So glad I never followed the norm and never will! :P
  • Charlie Cowligston · 1 year ago
    Horrible list made with little thought. Horrible pictures. You should hire me for 100K and I will rock your content.

    UJ DUDE
  • Phil E. Drifter · 1 year ago
    Nate: Angelina Jolie was NEVER hot. What are YOU smoking?
  • Ivory · 1 year ago
    You're insane. These girls are hot.
    The major issue with Americans and weight is gluttony.
    Being overweight is a health hazard that affects way more people than being too skinny.
    Thin is hot. Fat is not. Let's encourage people to be thin and healthy, rather than attacking
    them for trying to be fit!
  • cara · 9 months ago
    Actually Ivory, there is way more health risks to being too skinny than there is of being overweight. Unless of course you are talking about obesity. Even then, a 25 year old anorexic girl is more at risk for a heart attack than a 25 year old girl with a bmi which puts them in the obese range. Do some research before stating something as fact.
  • swjunckie · 1 year ago
    I say you missed Courtney Cox. My god she looks like Skeletor now....
  • theyear2000 · 1 year ago
    image google 'sarah jessica parker', and select the 12th picture. then do the same for 'horse', and select the bottom left picture, a painting called 'the jump.' juxtapose the two, smoke a bowl and laugh your ass off. =]
  • BayAreaDM · 1 year ago
    I agree..Cameron Diaz came to mind first and foremost. She was the most beautiful woman I'd seen in a LONG time in The Mask.
  • sporadicus · 1 year ago
    They're all hot. Skinny = hot. Didn't you get the memo?
  • Mokkelaar · 1 year ago
    Well.. better a bit too thin than way too fat!!

    Fot hot woman you should check this forum.. Celebrity babes hot pictures and videos
  • Mario · 1 year ago
  • Bazman05 · 1 year ago
    Now I'm not a fan of Paltrow, but she has won an Oscar, so you saying she can't act doesn’t make it so.

    Also, Victoria Beckham or Miss Piggy as I like to call her is a hideous looking thing but me saying that doesn’t make it so either. Isn't that right, Kevin Carr. Her inclusion kind of ruined the list for me.
  • Thip · 1 year ago
    Lindsay Lohan's breasts are not fake
  • Celebrity Quiz · 1 year ago
    Correction - Ashley Simpson was never hot
  • blah · 1 year ago
    having big boobs myself i can say that lindsays boobs are obviously real.
  • heather · 1 year ago
    Thank you for your article . Somewhere between fat and thin is best, it doesn't have to be one or the other.
  • chuck · 1 year ago
    Most of these women weren't very hot to begin with. C. Ricci seems like a good choice but the truth is her body -- although much thinner than her Ice Storm/Buffalo 66 days -- is still incredibly hot. It's just her round head and oversized eyes that make it seem a little off. Angelina hasn't been hot since Gia and even then she wasn't THAT great. Her appeal seems to rest mainly with dykes and closet-lesbians. Cameron Diaz should have been number one. Hard to believe she's the same girl from The Mask. They must have used trick photography or something.
  • skinny · 7 months ago
    This list is so stupid it's hard to put in words... Its obvious you have some issues, and you need to deal with it instead of attacking pretty people.

    The rule on women is: Less is more :)

    Nobody want's a obese, shapeless, bloated woman anyway, atleast not if they know they can get better ;)
  • carr · 7 months ago
    How are Lindsays breast fake??
    They're sagging like the breasts of an old woman, who in their right mind would pay for tits like that?

    I have to admit I was very dissapointed when I saw them...My only hope is she'll fix them later.
  • princess0409 · 7 months ago
    Keira Knightly was way hotter when she didn't look like a skin-covered skeleton, IMO. I mean, she's still one of the most gorgeous people on earth, but she could use a few pounds.
  • SidMute · 4 months ago
    Sarah Jessica Parker was never hot. I don't know what the person below was thinking when they wrote that. Her face looks like my foot. And I have a really f*cking ugly foot.