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Film School Rejects: Ten Movie Superheroes Who Could Take on The Hulk

  • blackmanjew · 1 year ago
    this was such a stupid ass post. get a life guys
  • VVarhead · 1 year ago
    I gotta say, 'get a life' is one of the weakest things you can say

    Especially on a MOVIE WEB SITE when a BIG SUPERHERO MOVIE is coming out

    Would you rather have him post about gas prices?
  • brent · 1 year ago
    not the best top 10 list, but clever enough
  • Jeremy M · 1 year ago
    Right on! I never thought of Syndrome, let alone see him at #1.
  • Johnny Boy · 1 year ago
    they don't have a life to get... they're film school rejects.

    but yeah, I must concur that the post was pretty lame... I'm beginning to think that a lot of
    stuff posted here is lame and now have to look for a new lace for my movie news.
  • Bill Brasky · 1 year ago
    new lace? are you a crossdresser Johnny Boy?
  • Brent2 · 1 year ago
    Nah, waffle boy could take him. If he's anything like an angry teenager, he'll slow down for food.

    'Course, you'd need a lot. . .
  • comicnerd55 · 1 year ago
    apocalypse restrained a fully enraged hulk....so i think he could also defeat him.....just sayin.
  • Greg · 1 year ago
    Superman did beat the Hulk in Marvel vs. DC.

    He should be #1.
  • Greatroarer · 1 year ago
    The 'Incredibles' baby beat Syndrome, so wouldn't the "Incredibles' baby be the ultimate hulk basher? Also consider on 2 levels, that baby has serious fire power, but the cutsie factor would disarm the Hulk's rage, pacify the Hulk back to Bruce Banner,...then cutsie baby would fry his head with heat rays.
    Otherwise looking at this list, no one here could match up against the Hulk. In fact some have tried already and failed. An undead Hulk bit Silver Surfers head off, and didn't even like it much.
    'nuff said
  • kaleesh · 1 year ago
    Dude!!! Daredevil is one of the few who can subdue the Hulk and calm him down to Banner and yet he's missin from the list??/?
  • Ha · 1 year ago
    ummm ur all wrong, if the hulk wanted to he could take out anyone, take a look at world war hulk, yeah.... nothing can stop the hulk
  • chew6acca · 1 year ago
    Chuck Norris?
  • T_ConX · 1 year ago
    Where's Iron Man? Tony Stark made a special version of the Iron Man Armor specifically to take on the Hulk. It's canon! Will someone please think of the canon!?!?!
  • Umm · 1 year ago
    Hulk eats Galactus in Marvel Zombies so I don't think he's too worried about about Silver Surfer making the trip easier.
  • RyeGye · 1 year ago
    What about hancock?
  • stygyan · 1 year ago
    In one of the Hulk comics, don't remember which one (i just saw it in the internet some days ago), it seems Hulk is able to defeat not only Silver Surfer, but to get the frigging powers of GALACTUS.

    So in the end of the comic, we have a Galac-Hulk roaming across the space, eating planets.
  • top_gun · 1 year ago
    What about chuck norris ? Shouldn't he have made the cut ? :P
  • James · 1 year ago
    It would have been funny if Bruce Lee was on that list
  • That One Guy · 1 year ago
    Completely forgot Wolverine. Him and Hulk went head to head and got nowhere. No, he couldn't defeat him but he was able to take him on.
  • Rick Cain · 1 year ago
    I can't believe people have forgotten "Mr. Neutron" from Monty Python's Flying Circus. He can crush entire galaxies. Of course he's just renting a room in a london suburb and wanting to marry an older english lady and settle down.
  • Spong · 1 year ago
    weak list. #10, 9, and 8 would get crushed by the Hulk. Rogue would be able to put up some kind of fight, but remember that Hulk's regeneration is BETTER than Wolverine's, and the madder he gets, the stronger he gets. Even if she touches him, absorbs something from him, it wouldn't matter b/c his strength is unlimited.
  • Thomas Christian · 1 year ago
    What do you thing about Apocalyps from X-Men (you forgot him)
  • Habib · 1 year ago
    In short, almost any other super hero will be able to beat the Hulk.
  • Johnny Be Goode · 1 year ago
    Dude, the new Hulk movie totally ROCKED. Id still like to know how is pants always seem to magically stretch!

    JT
    http://www.Ultimate-Anonymity.com
  • Josh · 1 year ago
    Wow, that introduction of the Waffler at the end really blew my mind. I have to go sit down... or stand up.
  • Jimmy Joe · 1 year ago
    Dr Manhattan could kill the Hulk and everyone else on the list all at once, really. Dude's basically God.
  • Reg Rush · 1 year ago
    Are you serious? This is what you waste our time postin!!!! Have you read comic books.
    Before you try sometime like this again please ask for help.
  • Hulkfan22 · 1 year ago
    Let's think about this. Superman only beat the hulk in DC's version but in the marvel version the Hulk won. Rogue has shown that some people's powers and thoughts are too much and she actually black's out(juggernaut). Syndrome isn't a superhero and I thought that is what this was a list of and besides I am pretty sure the hulk could take him. Jean Grey has had to depend on the Hulk in extreme circumstances. Hellboy? please.. Batman? The Hulk has no real weakness so how could batman do it? I would like to see Dr. Strange on the list or the submariner since the submariner has done well against the Hulk at least once and Dr. Strange is crazy go nuts.
  • Benny L · 1 year ago
    This list is pretty silly. The Hulk's strength is UNLIMITED.

    He moved mountains in Secret Wars. He sustained a full-strength nova blast from the
    Human Torch. He's knockdown dragouts with the Thing, Juggernaut, Wolverine,
    Wendigo, Hercules, Iron Man, Black Bolt, etc., and walked away.

    Resistance to Rogue's touch, resistant to the psychic control from Cable, Dr. Strange,
    Professor X, & Jean Grey. Even beat down Superman once in a comic crossover.

    The only people would have a snowball's chance of even leaving a scratch would be Thor
    and the Sentry.

    If you doubt any of that, you need to go back and read Incredible Hulk #300 & the entire
    Planet Hulk/World War Hulk storyline.
  • Cyrious Garnetski · 1 year ago
    @ Warhead:

    A post about gas prices would be stupid, but a post about super hero gas would be
    different. Which super hero could blow the loudest fart? The longest? The smelliest?
    Inquiring minds...
  • Yukino · 1 year ago
    Ok people calm down he basically made a list of people who would take on the hulk, doesn't exactly mean they would win. We all realize that the hulk has unlimited power and the best pants stretching abilities in the marvel universe, but that doesn't mean other supers wouldn't try to subdue him, especially when he's out of control "hulk smash" mode.
  • That One Guy · 1 year ago
    Apacolypse would just kill him when hes not Hulk, or hire someone to.
    I could see Cable shooting him down while hes in his "human" form.
    Or Deadpool. That would be a fun one.
  • Charlfoo · 1 year ago
    No Lobo? No Spawn?
  • RyeGye · 1 year ago
    seriously, hancock ftw
  • rguinn · 1 year ago
    It's "shoo-in"
  • Hulk · 1 year ago
    1st off, great Mystery Men reference ... it's a shame Stiller ruined an otherwise stellar movie.

    How about He-Man? Cartoon Hero / Super hero .. we're splitting hairs here. He can go muscle for muscle with the hulk but gives up about 1.5 feet. The power of grayskull will be the difference maker in the end.
  • Mike · 1 year ago
    good list but i don't see batman holding up, maybe if he worked with tony stark to make some super bat-hulkbuster armor but other than that he would pretty much end up being pulp inside a crushed batmobile
  • Ashaan · 1 year ago
    Unbelievable, not only is there only one person who could take the Hulk, but who Marvel
    need to give his own role and that's Thanos of Titan. He's the best villain Marvel every
    created. Now who would play him would be a good discussion but I have my own views
    about that
  • PlanetComicBookRadio · 1 year ago
    Bah, if yer gonna include Syndrome, then Mr. Incredible should have been mentioned. Perhaps Rogue should not be on the list.
  • Joe Rambo · 1 year ago
    People who can't read and blabber about being a lame list and why not Apocalypse and sheep! It's a list of MOVIE superheroes. Got it? Superheroes from MOVIES! Not comics, but MOVIES. Sheesh.
  • SantaBJ · 1 year ago
    Just a quick comment here, Peter Parker - better known as Spider-Man - could take him down. In fact, he says himself (in a conversation with MJ) that he could do it, but that it would most likely kill Hulk. So there you have it; Spidey could kill Hulk.

    (Also, he has proven a few times that he can make Hulk laugh and thereby changing Hulk back to human form...)
  • Gmoney · 1 year ago
    Gambit
    Will just turn Hulk into a bomb

    Any Hero with Phychic abilities
    Just make him brain dead

    Comic Book Doom
    Has already done this
  • Ben · 1 year ago
    Not a movie character but a comic book star, Bigby Wolf. This guy's unstopable and bigger then the Hulk. When he was a pup he got gutted, but now he's bigger and meaner. The guy's a one man army who can blow mountains over with his breath(hulk has to pick them up with his hands), turn into a giant wolf that makes the Hulk like a child, he's immortal, signs up for the army when ever we go to war(for fun), and even beat up Frankenstein's monster. And at the end of the day he controls his changes and temper, the Hulk can't do that. Bigby get bonus points for his wife too, Miss. Ross ain't bad but Bigby's is the fairest of them all.
  • Paul Roe · 1 year ago
    The Hulk is an archetypal being with unlimited strength. Mythology is full of similar beings.

    Hercules is one example.

    Also, Archangel Michael would thwack the Hulk into the sea in about a half a second, along with every other superhero in the marvel and DC Universes combined.

    Just 2 for thought.

    Combing through biblical and mythological pantheons reveals many more.
  • patrick · 1 year ago
    wow, i had no idea Dane Cook was in mystery men
  • A.S.H. · 8 months ago
    I agree if anything there is only one person who can defeat the HULK, and I think its DR. Manhatten or some other guy if not him. I can;t remember his name but the guy doesn't live on Earth and wears a black and white costume. But you guys ranking this shit is stupid. Silversurfer, Jean Grey would get wrecked. This is the HULK, the MAS MURDERER. HE Kills everyone, all the superheros on earth, then goes out into space and kills more. And then gets stopped by Dr. manhatten or the other guy. LOOk it up.
  • ant937 · 8 months ago
    Ok first off all superman could not beat the hulk,superman has a limit to how strong he can become, the hulk gets more and more powerful as the battle goes on. How ever, Superman Punisher, Batman, and any one else could kick his ass when he was Banner as long as they did it in one mighty blow. But if we are just talking about the HULK then ten people that could beat him, Not just a good fight would be...
  • ant937 · 8 months ago
    1. Goku ( from dragon ball z)-like the hulk there is no real limit to his power he just keeps on getting stronger and has no real weakness
    2.Oden (thors dad) he is the most powerful guy in Marvle
    3. Rogue- Yes the hulk is not a mutant but neither is the Thing andi saw in an isue at the commic book store she could take his powers. Once she did that she could kil him before he changed back.
    4. Ghost Ryder and Spawn- they tie for the same reason, they are already dead.
    5.Pro. X, Jean Grey and one else can get in his mind and shut it off.
    6.Iron Man with HulkBuster Armor, it didnt get that name for nothing. Just like batman owns kryptonite, IronMans prepared for Hulk to act stupid.
    7. as long as Silver surfer can stay on his bord (it gives him his power) then he has a good chance of beating him
    8. Gladiator from the x-men is far stronger than Juggerant who in a book at the libray claimed that both they Juggerant and Hulk gain strength as they fight/get mad.
    9.Juggerant-i cant say he would absolutly win but thire streghts are equal.
    10 Storm, she is one of the most powerful superheros ever. If she can control the weather than she could destroy the planet.
  • andries price · 6 months ago
    i know who will stop the hulk robert downey jr as iron man john cena as captain america thor justin long as antman scarlett johansson as black window samuel l jackson as nick fury don cheadle as war machine beyonce knowles as she hulk terrence howard as the black panther they will versus edward nortonas the hulk .i want to see beyonce play as the she hulk she was very pretty i like you beyonce beyonce as she hulk on she hulk movie and the avengres. beyonce's movie she hulk comes in theatres 2010 thens the black panther.
  • andries price · 6 months ago
    i know will take on the hulk ironman captain america as john cena thor war machine antman she hulk black window nick fury terrence howard as the black panther they will stop the hulk by edward norton im ready for the avengres. so the avengres coming in theatres 2012.
  • John Joseph · 6 months ago
    Heres the low-down. Superman would get murdered. So would Silver-surfer,the thing too. The only hereo wud prob be apocolypse, jean as phoenix, maybe professor xavier. Hancock?
  • andries price · 6 months ago
    i know who will stop the hulk iron man captain america thor antman she hulk and the black panther and black window they will stop the hulk on the avengres edward norton as the hulk beyonce knowles as she hulk the avengres comes out in may 4th 2012 and she hulk movie starring beyonce knowles come out in june 14th 2010
  • andries price · 6 months ago
    i know who will take on the hulk iron man captain america thor antman the black panther she hulk black window and nick fury war machine on the avengres they will stop the hulk on the avengres edward norton as the hulk beyonce knowles as she hulk the avengres in theatres 2012 and she hulk starring beyonce knowles in theatres 2010
  • MTGAP · 4 months ago
    Actually, Syndrome's "throw Hulk into space" deal wouldn't work. Hulk has actually been thrown into space before, and he came back.
  • moncia · 1 month ago
    thanos-superman is my guy but i think thanos is the man