DISQUS

Film School Rejects: Steven Seagal: Vampire Slayer

  • D Train · 11 months ago
    So I guess we can add "neck-snap" to the list of things that will kill a vampirr.
  • TL_is_now_TJL · 10 months ago
    So it will be like On Deadly Ground, but instead of evil oil magnates, they'll be vampires.

    Okay, i can see that.
  • slraven · 10 months ago
    I am hoping this doesn't end up looking like Resident Evil: Vampire Ponytail! Sorry, that was snarky, but that was the image that popped into my head when I read the plot description. Instead of mutant undead we have supernatural undead, and instead of Mila Jovovich we have Steven Sagal. Of course, the small team of heroes against overwhelming odds on a mission to save the world (embodied by a small group of helpless survivors trapped somewhere) from evil is a tried (and tried and tried) and true plot, and the Devil is in the Details. I will be interested to see how this one comes out. It sounds like a lot of fun if done right.
  • UnblinkingEye · 10 months ago
    Next up is Chuck Norris vs Zombies!
  • adhoc · 10 months ago
    dont tease me like that!
  • Phoghat · 10 months ago
    I'd buy that for a dollar