DISQUS

CoryBouffard · 11 months ago

Thank God, finally we get a vampire movie that makes some real sense! A chubby, pony-tailed rube with intense military special forces training gets his old crew together (who for some reason are the only few remaining humans, probably due to their special forceness) to kill vampiric zombies! (Zompires?)

I wonder who will makeup the squad...hmm

Of course, there will be a demolitions expert. He'll have a short fuse (get it?) and probably wear an eye patch. Gary Busey.
Then there's the rookie, probably a minority. He'll have nothing to lose and work this into multiple horrid lines of dialogue throughout the movie. A rapper most likely.
Second in command will probably be the mysterious foreigner, some contract merc who joined the squad to add his international relations expertise. He'll at times appear to seem untrustworthy, but he'll prove his mettle by saving Chubster's life in a back-to-back nunchuk battle with the Zompires. Jean Reno.
And for sex appeal, we'll throw in Milla Jovovich or Michelle Rodriguez (they even have prior zombie experience!)

David G · 11 months ago

Yeah Seagal !!!!! Break some blood-sucker necks!!!! Wait...whats he squinting for? Its dark at night.

CoryBouffard · 11 months ago

Now at least I have a fall back in case being unemployed doesn't work out

Alericc · 11 months ago

SImply erase the Chubster out of the movie and pick a better lead you might have a viable franchise. lol

Rob_Hunter · 11 months ago

Cory, if I ran a movie studio I'd hire you on the spot. I wouldn't option your screenplay pitch of course, but you'd be the Executive VP in charge of making me laugh my ass off. Thank you.

Cole_Abaius · 11 months ago

Exec.VP is Charge of Making Rob Laugh His Ass Off actually pays more. Congrats.