DISQUS

Film School Rejects: Smokin’ Aces Prequel Headed for Our Eyeballs Sometime in the Future

  • Rob Hunter · 1 year ago
    This does not excite me, although I will watch it on DVD.

    Especially since it'll be going straight to DVD.
  • Cole Abaius · 1 year ago
    Stop taking a dump on my dreams. I don't go around claiming that production on Interracial Sploshfest 2: Devil's Splooge Cake has stalled permanently and ruining your day.
  • Bob Funn · 1 year ago
    Though I saw the first movie I don't remember a frame of it except the guy running out of the elevator throwing sticks...
  • Kevin Kelly · 1 year ago
    Reading this made me puke in my mouth a little bit. No, scratch that. A lot. I absolutely loathed Smokin' Aces. Loathed it. Here's my better version:

    Ryan Reynolds as Richard Messner: "How bad?"

    Everyone in the audience: "Worse than we ever thought."

    BLAM everyone in the world simultaneously shoots Reynolds between the eyes with the gun of their choice. As he dies, a hand grenade falls to the ground... without a pin. Inexplicably, it rolls right into Jeremy Piven's wide open and screaming mouth.

    KA-DOUBLE-BLAM

    Fin.
  • curt · 1 year ago
    Smokin' Aces was such a let down. From what I heard the film was panned, (rightfully!!) and didn't do well box office wise. Seems like the perfect ingredients for a sequel.
  • David G · 1 year ago
    I def liked Smokin Aces. Of course it wasnt a brilliant movie in the least, like these goobers were prob expecting. It did have some cool action sequences though. The elevator scene where the three bros killin cops and that dike is shootin like crazy from across the street. Some funny scenes throughout, too. My fav is def gotta be when Ben Affleck dies and homeboy uses him like a puppet to make himself feel better. "Its really nice up here 'n heaven".
  • TL · 1 year ago
    Why?
  • Aleric · 1 year ago
    I have to agree with the Nay Sayers in the comment section.

    Smokin' Aces had so little action that it can't even be called smokin', more like Smolderin' Aces.
  • KREMY KREMS · 5 months ago
    TOM PARR IS A FAG