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Film School Rejects: Rosario Dawson Cajoled Into Breeding With Kevin James By ‘The Zookeeper’

  • ANGRYBROOMSTICK · 6 months ago
    excuse me while I go vomit. It's so pathetic and laughable how they pair a beautiful woman like Rosario Dawson (or Elizabeth Banks) with a fat, ugly guy like Kevin James or Seth Rogan.

    Yeah, in your dreams, boys. Rosario Dawson deserves better than to star in a rom-com with such an ugly douche-bag.
  • Neil Miller · 6 months ago
    Hey now, some women like guys who are funny... Doesn't matter what they look like.

    I know this from experience, thank you very much.
  • jack2jack · 6 months ago
    Is this a lame attempt at bringing a "BIG SCREEN" version of The King of Queens to the local cinemaplex?
  • Davebaxter1989 · 6 months ago
    Oh of course it should be Matthew McConaughey.
  • Andy III · 6 months ago
    I'm with you on this one...it's really getting ridiculous.

    Time to create a new genre... 'The Comedic Fantasy' genre...or ComFan. Cause a meatball like Kevin James getting with someone like Rosario Dawson is no less a flight of fancy than Orcs or Quidditch .
  • seth · 6 months ago
    y'all are acting like this is some sort of conspiracy. It's simply the film industry.

    Question 1: How do we make audiences interested/feel-good? Answer: make them feel good that a fat dork zookeeper can land a girl like Rosario.

    Question 2: How could "they pair a beatiful woman like Rosario Dawson (or Elizabeth Banks) with a fat, ugly guy like Kevin James. Answer: Rosario wants the fucking money. DUH.
  • jack2jack · 6 months ago
    Or, all the good scripts have gone on to non-acting A-listers(Jennifer Aniston). Instead of someone who can actually act and weighs more than 88lbs soaking wet.
  • HGMIV · 6 months ago
    I honestly d't care about the realism of the premise, or how crappy the movie is going to be.

    I just want to see Rosario. Dawson.
  • HGMIV · 6 months ago
    I honestly don't care about the realism of the premise, or how crappy the movie is going to be.

    I just want to see Rosario. Dawson.
  • Mack41 · 6 months ago
    I like kevin James. He's def not a dousche bag. But this will likely suck. Too bad.
  • Cole_Abaius · 6 months ago
    Huh? I was searching for celebrity porn by typing "Rosario Dawson Cajoled" into google, and this came up. What the?