DISQUS

Film School Rejects: Review: Punisher: War Zone

  • Neil Miller · 11 months ago
    Are you kidding, Devin Faraci's review was great... But he had much more of a taste for the movie than I did.
  • AllyndDudnikov · 11 months ago
    I wasn't expecting it to be the next Citizen Kane ;) Some might just assume its going to be like Iron Man, I was expecting it to just be a dude shooting the piss out of people and that sounds like what we get.
  • TL_is_now_TJL · 11 months ago
    Since the blood gore and violence has been turned up to 11, I'm sure this film will do very well at the box office.
    I'll wait for the DVD. Then I'll watch all 3 Punisher films in one sitting.
    Like you guys haven't thought about doing that too.
  • RobertFure · 11 months ago
    I'm going to do that this weekend.
  • Ronnie_S · 11 months ago
    I really want to see this movie because of it's over the top nature. Let's face it, The Punisher is an over the top character. It should be like the old action movies on Cinemax, that I would stay up late at night to watch. Really, these are the kind of movies that got me into filmmaking initially.
  • JMoney · 11 months ago
    Movies like these are just further proof of how great of a job Nolan did with The Dark Knight. It is basically the only comic book movie that has been able to capture that darker tone. Spawn, Punisher, Ghost Rider, and probably some I'm not thinking of, all have failed to look legitimately dark without looking cheezy
  • RobertFure · 11 months ago
    Ghost Rider was just about the worst comic movie ever. Probably even worse than Daredevil. Maybe even worse than Catwoman - though I'm not sure if I ever managed to finish Catwoman.
  • Bugs · 11 months ago
    Ah ha! "much more of a taste for it"
    There you go. But see, the rest of us are Punisher fans.
    Canadian review, easily found with Google.
    Pique Magazine
    "This Punisher has more pain than ever before. Frank Castle's family was mowed down by the mob and the torment drives him to commit balls-out, neck snapping, eyeball puncturing, shotgun-blast-to-the-face acts of total awesomeness. This is Punishment doled out in neon-glowing, four-colour, comic book glory. I wish I could take this movie back in time and give it to a 15-year old version of myself for Christmas. Then me and all my friends could make popcorn and geek out rewinding the part where the old lady's head gets turned into a pulpy crater."
    Peace
  • Bugs · 11 months ago
    Hopefully THEN, Robert, you'll give Dolph's flick the credit it deserves since you'll be watching Jane's thereafter.
    :-)
    Peace
  • Alericc · 11 months ago
    I will be seeing this movie just so I can critque the use of weapons and explosives....lol. Seriusly though i do want to see how they either surpased the last dismal excuse for a punisher movie or addd another nail in the coffin.
  • Bugs · 11 months ago
    Seattle Times
    'Finally, a Punisher who pulls no punches. In fact, this one punches through a dude's head.
    The ultraviolent third stab at Marvel's homicidal vigilante is the best and closest to the source material. Not that it's close to the same league as "The Dark Knight" or "Spider-Man," though.
    The film's look is noteworthy for replicating Garth Ennis' comic-book run, with atmospheric colored lighting reminiscent of early Dario Argento flicks (in a good way). And remember Tom Jane's cheap skull T-shirt? Gone.
    While pure-action fans and sociopaths will make little yipping sounds, anyone looking for much story or character won't leave thinking any higher of comics as literature. Whatever business there is between Castle and the fed's widow (Julie Benz) remains vague and incomplete. Castle's arc? Well, he punishes bad guys.'
    Peace
  • BillBrasky · 11 months ago
    I reccommend the Dolph bad ass trilogy, Punisher, He-Man, Rocky IV
  • Blade16707 · 11 months ago
    All I gotta say is fuck all the critics and in enjoy.
  • truth mcgee · 11 months ago
    there is no such thing as a man crush . ur gay.
  • AllyndDudnikov · 11 months ago
    I wasn't expecting much and from your review it sounds like I was in the right state of mind.
  • Bugs · 11 months ago
    That's me, baby!
    Go Punisher, go!
    Peace
  • Neil Miller · 11 months ago
    It all depends on what you are expecting... There was some awesome violence, though.
  • Bugs · 11 months ago
    Now for some better reviews: (no offense, Neil)
    http://www.themovieblog.com/2008/12/punisher-war-...
    http://www.filmofilia.com/2008/12/03/punisher-war...
    http://www.chud.com/articles/articles/17245/1/REV...Five pages long and absolutely..."kick ass"! Very well written as well.
    Got lots more but that should get y'all started.
    Peace
  • RobertFure · 11 months ago
    I'll be seeing it this weekend and you can be damn sure I'll be letting everyone know my thoughts. =)
  • Bugs · 11 months ago
    Roger Ebert
    "You used to be able to depend on a bad film being poorly made. No longer. "The Punisher: War Zone" is one of the best-made bad movies I've seen. It looks great, it hurtles through its paces and is well-acted. The soundtrack is like elevator music if the elevator were in a death plunge. The special effects are state of the art. Its only flaw is that it's disgusting."
    Peace
  • Neil Miller · 11 months ago
    We get the point... You can stop posting quotes from other reviewers and head out and see it yourself. Don't come back until you've developed your own opinion on the film...
  • Bugs · 11 months ago
    So what IS the point, Neil?
    That I can't get excited about it BEFOREHAND? And I'm not allowed to share my excitement?
    My opinion was unchanged before I went to see The Matrix. Or Star Wars. Or Spider-Man 2.
    But this time, my opinon is "undevelopped" and I "can't" come back until it is?
    How was your time in Russia, Neil? Do you miss it over there?
    Ok. Tomorrow, when I WILL have seen it, I will INUNDATE your page with reviews.
    And THAT will be ok, right?
    Peace
  • Inigo Montoya · 11 months ago
    The point is that you didn't like this review so you are posting a bunch of other reviews. Its one thing to disagree with Neil's review and another thing to pump the comments with a bunch of quotes from other critics. You could try telling us what you think of the movie or what you didn't like about his review. Just posting quotes is kinda a dick move dude.
  • Bugs · 11 months ago
    Then you must be new here, Inigo. If you scour the other pages of this blog, you'll find a multitude of MY reviews on the character Stevenson better emulates than the first 2. I was ON topic. What are YOU on?
    Sooo, just posting uninformed and reviewer-sycophantic judgements on folks you know nothing about makes YOU look like...what, Inigo?
    I'd insult you too...but I don't feel the need to assert myself by demeaning others.
    Peace
  • Inigo Montoya · 11 months ago
    Yeah, I'm new around here but that doesn't preclude me from seeing that you are borderline spamming this thread with other reviews.
  • Blade16707 · 11 months ago
    Just caught it today!!!!Ray Stevenson is a beast!I swear you won't even figure out who had the worst death.Damn I love Marvel!!!!!!
  • Bugs · 11 months ago
    Chicago Tribune
    "Punisher: War Zone," the gory follow-up to the 2004 "Punisher" based on the Marvel comic book series, hangs around the same neighborhood as " The Dark Knight." Both feature vigilantes who go too far. Both crime fighters speak in an affected tough-guy whisper, when they talk at all. Both favor the black vigilante threads when they're out on the town, taking out the trash.
    The film works a bit better than the 2004 "Punisher" installment, the one starring surly, dislikable Thomas Jane as Frank Castle. This time Ray Stevenson, Titus Pullo in the HBO series "Rome," plays Castle. While he doesn't say much in between workaday tasks—grinding a man half-to-death in a glass recycler, or shotgun-blasting a mob goon point-blank in the area formerly known as his head, thanks to the digital wonder of computer-generated effects—Stevenson brings some gravity to the viscera. Jane's preening quality added the wrong sort of narcissism to the sadism."
    Peace
  • jay orman · 11 months ago
    this film was all i hope for. finally someone saw fit to say fuckit lets make a Garth Ennis story in to a film. to all movie snobs i say suck it this is all that a fan of the Marvel Max Punisher fan could ask for and more. A great attempt at an imposable goal. Thank you Marvel thank you.
  • Bunt · 11 months ago
    I just walked out of this movie...it was the most fun I've had at a movie in a long time. There's something really satisfying about watching Ray Stevenson(plays Punisher perfectly) blow people's heads off. The violence is so over the top it will be a relief to Punisher fans. The movie pulls no punches, none. If the idea of an eighty year old woman's head being blown off doesn't sit well with you, go see a different movie. Trust me Punisher fans will enjoy this.
  • Blah Blah Black Sheep · 11 months ago
    The review is spot-on. They finally make The Punisher realistic, gritty and believable in this one (toning down the skull icon, putting him in body armor instead of t-shirts, etc) ... Ray is very efficient and brutal. But then they put him up against these outlandish, idiotic villains that look like they're straight from some hokey batman comic. The original, old-school, gritty Punisher is tossed into a blender with the later, camped-up, over-the-top-comic-bookish villains. Every scene with Ray in it is great. If you just wait for the DVD and fast forward through the scenes without him, then you'll really enjoy the film. As for the violence, I believe it was spot on; I don't think they went over-board. The Punisher is about brute-force. He got the job done, and it was violent. Seeing Ray go to town in this movie was like watching Hugh Jackman as Wolverine finally gut someone in X-men 2 ... it felt right; the character was finally un-neutered and could act as they should be ... violent, brutal and efficient.
  • Bugs · 11 months ago
    "Spamming"?
    Spamming a Punisher Review page with Punisher reviews is "spamming"?
    Lo siento, then.
    How'd YOU like the movie, Inigo? Do YOU think Stevenson is so much better than Jane as the Punisher that there's not even a comparison?
    Peace
  • RickRude46 · 11 months ago
    they finally got the PUNISHER right!!!! i just saw it last night
  • Luis · 11 months ago
    Well, for starters I have a peeve with the whole "lighthearted nature of the medium", namely that since "The watchmen" the nature of comics pretty much ISN'T "fun and silly" at all (The whole MAX series, the Civil War series, Sin City) unless you consider the captain America getting assasinated in the footsteps of a court "fun and silly".

    Having just read the "Punisher: Born" arc, I have to say the violence is just about right. I don't think you can really pin the deficiencies of the script on Jane OR Stevenson, and both of them got stuck with pretty lousy dialogue (which is why I suppose Jane didn't want to be in this).

    I guess what I'm saying is it DOES stay somewhat true to the source material, minus the cheesy acting and lousy dialogue because the punisher is all about violence, revenge, a borderline dislikeable antihero and big guns, lots and lots of them (the "armory" series is basically a long monologue over shots of his arsenal, seriously). That's what the source is about, that's what the trailers promised, and (ignoring the silly that breaks the pacing) that's what the movie delivers. Could have been much better, but it's fairly decent.
  • patrick · 11 months ago
    dang too bad they didn't bring back Thomas Jane to be Frank Castle again
  • Devon · 11 months ago
    when did Frank Castle become Clark Kent? Super-hearing? What? I also remember catching a Batman imitation, though I can't remember from which scene. Punching through heroin man's face? Again, what? Speaking of faces, how many blew up from bullets during this movie? It was just all so terrible. This may be the worst movie of the year. The most memorable part of this film is that I came up with a conspiracy theory! Lexi Alexander thinks Frank Castle is a pedophile. Why? Well the only relationship they really break the surface on in this whole film was between Frank and the daughter. And when a life or death situation occurs, Jigsaw throws in that nasty little jail bit crack. Jail Bait. for a girl that's what? nine? Yeah, that's how horrendous this effort was.
  • Scott Mendelson · 11 months ago
    Something to chew on... a comparitive study of all three Punisher pictures...
    http://scottalanmendelson.blogspot.com/2008/12/ta...
  • Scott Mendelson · 11 months ago
    Something to chew on... a comparative study of all three Punisher pictures...
    http://scottalanmendelson.blogspot.com/2008/12/ta...

    typo corrected.