DISQUS

ANGRYBROOMSTICK · 9 months ago

those photos totally remind me of cheap 80s movies like "Overboard," "Troop Beverly Hills," "Back to School," "Summer School," etc.. So I guess I'd check it out if it was playing on TV late at night.

ANGRYBROOMSTICK · 9 months ago

and ew, that dog is disgusting as hell.

CaptainReg0981 · 9 months ago

I think the dog was hungry but all it could munch on is Jessica's ugly head.

RobertFure · 9 months ago

The dog is actually pretty funny. It's from a clip of her movie and the dog talks in this really stupid voice and says things like "Even my fleas are scared!"

CaptainReg0981 · 9 months ago

I heard that Tony Romo wants her to be plump so that Tony have a Line backer around for him to tackle.

ANGRYBROOMSTICK · 9 months ago

um, if you think she's "fat," then you really need help.

HempKnight757 · 9 months ago

CaptainReg your dumb

TL_is_now_TJL · 9 months ago

Jess is really in a slump. Isn't this her second consecutive movie to go straight to DVD?
I still think she's gorgeous. Man I wish I was an Army T Shirt.
I said too much.

CaptainReg0981 · 9 months ago

Ok ok who thinks this girl can sing? I mean come on?!! Mariah Carey can sing, Whitney Houston can sing (pre-cocaine), Christina Aguilera can sing, Amy Lee (from Evanescense) can sing, and you all think she can act? Ummm NO! I think Jennifer Hudson can do both. She was a nobody long time ago until she met Nick Lachey and had a stupid reality TV. Then woman craves attention and recently, she did country singing. The woman needs to drop from showbiz-nez. If you look into Yahoo they recently saw Jessica in a plump figure. I personally don't like her, she's annoying.

CaptainReg0981 · 9 months ago

I rest my case by reading this news article from Yahoo.com...
Jessica Simpson Struggles Through Concert

02/06/2009 1:00 PM, E! Online


Just when we thought we were in the clear, having managed to make it through this week almost entirely Jessica Simpson-free, she had to go have a mini breakdown during her opening set for Rascal Flatts in Grand Rapids, Mich.

According to the Grand Rapids Press, she kicked off the whole mess by lamenting how much she missed Tony Romo right after the opening song. "I'm so excited, I get to see my boyfriend tomorrow," she informed the crowd. Tony came up again later when she dedicated "You're My Sunday" to him, telling everyone, "I love him so, so much!"

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CaptainReg0981 · 9 months ago

Then it got bad...

Apparently, Jess lost her place in several songs including "Pray Out Loud," which the band had to start over after several measures. And then "Come On Over," where she mouthed "sorry" to the monitors.
She explained tearfully, "My voice is weak tonight and I feel so vulnerable onstage." And just before she closed the 38-minute set, she mentioned how sometimes, like this particular disastrous night, she wished she could just walk off the stage. She then thanked her band for not going all Christian Bale on her and appeared to wipe tears away as she exited the stage (just go home B***h).

One of the local paper's writers blames the episode on Tony not showing up, but that seems like a pretty weak explanation (blah blah blah).

The fans who attended the show and cheered her on with words of support have a slightly more astute take on the whole thing. "I felt bad for her tonight," one told the paper. "Magazines are ripping her, being so harsh, and she's gorgeous." Now that we can understand

sed · 9 months ago

jessica rocks!!!

VERONICA · 9 months ago

I really enjoyed this movie and found it to be very entertaining. The critics made it out to be something horrible, but it is actually a very nice movie. I think Jessica is great as well as the other actors, there are so parts in the movie that are really good acting for Jessica. " I mean when she does the part at mocking the sergeant it is really great acting." I think that Jessica did wonderful...

tayler · 8 months ago

I love Jessica. She is an incredible person. She may not be what people look as as a great singer or actress, but she is a wonderful person. And is completely beautiful. So all of you bitter jealous people just sound pathetic ripping into her. Who cares what the media says!!!! Who are they? People that write fake stories to entertain people that have no lives of their own? She is a human being just trying to do what she is passionate about, whether or not she is "talented enough" for what she enjoys doing. GET LIVES PEOPLE and open up your eyes.

White Russian · 7 months ago

this movie was really really cute! Jessica CAN sing, & she CAN act... she looks great and does great in her career! Lay off shes just as human as other people!