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Ruining Pittsy? Please. They "ruined" Cavella, Ink and Budianski too; those won't weren't the guys I paid to see. I wanted Castle. I got him. Who cares what names the cannon-fodder have?
The spinning was silly and un-Castle; the sliding was fine. Parkour is stupid; Castle's 15-foot building leap'n'crash was GREAT! The camp was GLORIOUS; Castle killing an "innocent" was the ONLY mistake in the movie. The rest was PURE Castle.
Read up on your Punishers, folks.
Peace
There were OTHER writers before Ennis who told EXCELLENT stories as well. So enough with Barracuda and Zhakarov and Rawlins. What about the Carbones? Or the Central Park "hunting trip"? Or the Columbians? Or Bushwacker? Or the "Ten to Noon" story? PLENTY of stories, not just Ennis'.
Peace
What if we just like chicken? We don't care if the veggies were terrible; we had no intention of eating them.
"WE" wanted? No. "YOU" wanted. The "film buff", the "Citizen Kaner".
The very reasons you list as lame-o, WE loved.
Furthermore, I know for a FACT that other REAL Punisher fans have been trying to tell you the same: For the FIRST time, we have a REAL Punisher movie.
Could it have been better? Sure.
Citizen Kane too. But we'll settle for a FAITHFUL Punisher movie that bombed than a COMPLETELY UNFAITHFUL movie that broke even.
That's the dif between US and you, Robert. As right as you may be, movie production-wise.
Peace
Times have changed and I think having a campy villain like Jigsaw in a Punisher movie and not taking him seriously is like putting Robin in Batman Begins, having him say "Holy Flightless Birds, Batman!" and having the villain be The Penguin who uses his silly umbrella weapons and waddles around, trying to steal diamonds from rich old women.
But clearly we're not going to agree on War Zone or, really, any Punisher movie, apparently, and that's fine. I liked War Zone for all the parts with Stevenson and the Punisher killing people (except for the odd thing, like chandelier swinging) but hated pretty much any moment without him on screen.
Thought we were talkin' about Castle, Robert. As in: THIS was a Castle movie. The others weren't.
Agreed? Is Ray The Man or not?
I thought he was. To the Max, in fact.
Agreed? That this is not only the BEST but the ONLY Castle movie ever made?
Even if it was a campy splatterrama, it blows its predecessors away. Sad as you make that statement out to be, if YOU are prepared to own it on DVD, then SURELY your 5 good points outweigh your 10 bad ones. I'm sure you could not tolerate all that crap with NO Castle to boot.
As "bad" as it was and despite your love for Jane, let me hear you say that War Zone was the BEST Punisher movie so far.
Peace
I gotta say that your criticism of the film has more in depth points to make besides "Bring back Jane" so I thank you for that. Truly, once my excitement for the thrill the movie gave me abated, I can see what's wrong and it's blatantly wrong and it could have used some more STEAK. Still the best Punisher movie. BY FAR. If they put in a NARRATION next time, we should be good to go.
You did make ONE mistake though, Dell.
Frank's family did indeed die in Central Park. Sheeps Meadow to be more precise.
Peace.