DISQUS

Film School Rejects: Party Like a Real Gangsta with Our RocknRolla Giveaway!

  • Trace · 1 year ago
    It's hard to top Boris the Blade AKA Boris the Bullet-Dodger, but I think something silly like "Polo Paul" would fit if I always wore collared shirts, or "Stutters" since it takes me forever to finish a sentence.

    Or "Chocolate Dan." Always be seen drinking a half-pint of chocolate milk. Straight from the carton. Mmm...
  • brent · 1 year ago
    I actually like the "Polo Paul" name.
  • Harold · 1 year ago
    Timmy the Retard
  • BigWord · 1 year ago
    Big Word "The Basha" whereby I'd be known for throwing awesome parties & beating the shyte out of people w/various blunt instruments in order to collect on debts owed to myself and others (for a prices of course).
  • Lo · 1 year ago
    Dagger Deb!!
  • Joe Mac · 1 year ago
    my name would be chatter box on account of my friends tell me i never shut up about snatch and lock stock. i just saw rocknrolla and i loved it - much better after his unfortunate release of revolver...at first i was upset there was no jason stathon or vinny jones but this new cast was great! i'll def be seeing this again soon.
  • Dave · 1 year ago
    My good friend (while completely sh*t Faced) actually called me the the defiant dunce-lump-bastard (or) The Dun-Lop..slurrrrrrr...ahhhhheeebrd. Since his words were slurred, I asked for a repeat. He got up on the table and announced it to the room. the name ended up sticking... unfortunately... (Dave a.k.a. "Dun-Lup")
  • vance sechelski · 1 year ago
    Mean Gene
  • Theo · 1 year ago
    Steady Teddy, the Silent Chinaman
  • Sam · 1 year ago
    Freddie Fickle or Sydney The Syringe.

    Something retarded, obviously.
  • Dan · 1 year ago
    Icepick Jimmy Baggs
  • D Rock · 1 year ago
    Double Barrel
  • Christy Schultz · 1 year ago
    Chris Fortune
  • Grant Toneck · 1 year ago
    I'd be called "The Bitch"
  • Amy Tucker · 1 year ago
    My gangsta name would be "Butch Lovin".
  • Trevor P. · 1 year ago
    I'd be Timmy Two Thumbs.
  • Troy · 1 year ago
    itsa con
  • becozy · 1 year ago
    My gangsta name would be Queenie...
    named from my home County in NY!
  • Peter · 1 year ago
    I would be called "No Luck."
  • Jay Goz · 1 year ago
    Notorious GOZ and I would catch shit for it thoughout the entire movie...
  • curt · 1 year ago
    50 percent chimp
  • Seth · 1 year ago
    Hmmm...so many good gangster movies from Ritchie...what would my name be? I'd probably have to say Seth the Surgeon or The Stout Surgeon or something like that. A connotation which gives grim hope to anyone on my operating table.
  • Ray · 1 year ago
    That Asian Guy
  • geoff muller · 1 year ago
    I would go with my current nickname: Big Geoff
  • leloni · 1 year ago
    Gangsta Guy
  • djjeffhall · 1 year ago
    If you were in a Guy Ritchie movie, what would your gangsta name be? - Ziggy Stardust.
  • Troy Vanderpool · 1 year ago
    Troy Third-Act...If you're seeing me, it's all over.
  • Devin · 1 year ago
    my nickname would be tweak
  • David Bertolo · 1 year ago
    Ivan the Terrifying
  • Landon Johnson · 1 year ago
    While Bacon and Turkish are fantastic names, I personally would either go with Fats, or Randolf. Very much looking forward to this movie, hope it gets released in my city!
  • Margaret Smith · 1 year ago
    My name would be Mommaso. Thanks so much for this giveaway!
  • Devon Pack · 1 year ago
    "That Guy"
  • Daniel · 1 year ago
    Danny the Monk.

    Shaved head, never talks, expert hand to hand fighter, and likes chinese food.
  • Bryan · 1 year ago
    Just call me "The Bet."
  • Darren Perleberg · 1 year ago
    I'd be known as DP.
  • Darren Perleberg · 1 year ago
    DP
  • Danny B · 1 year ago
    Joey "Bag of Bull Sh*t"
  • lola · 1 year ago
    Lola Ebola
  • Larry Wheeler · 1 year ago
    They would probably call me "WHEELS"
  • Doreen · 1 year ago
    My mob nickname would be ....Bun.
  • agordon10 · 1 year ago
    Bollocks McBigby
  • Tony · 1 year ago
    SAL
    What's his name?

    JIMMY
    Tony. Teabag Tony.

    SAL
    Teabag?

    JIMMY
    Yeah, on account on how after he wacks a guy he likes to teabag 'em, take a picture and put it on Myspace.

    SAL
    He puts it on Myspace?

    JIMMY
    Yeah.

    SAL
    That's stupid. Everyone know that Facebook is the new thing.
  • Danny Davis · 1 year ago
    My gangsta name would be Mr. Big Nuts
  • Tyler Mann · 1 year ago
    Mine would be "Butcher Salvatore"
    Doesn't that just sound like someone who would beat the shit outta you, tie you up, and skin you alive.
    And if you don't think this name sounds like that then you will have to take it up with Butcher Salvatore.
  • Raz · 1 year ago
    The Man With Yo' Name
  • shane xavier · 1 year ago
    chocolate rain
  • Linda · 1 year ago
    Demon
  • coriwestphal · 1 year ago
    PHAT ROLLA. I just want to be able to use the word PHAT in a good way!
  • Reggie · 1 year ago
    Daring Darling or Racey.
  • Debra Bashford · 1 year ago
    call me AuntieSocial
  • Ryan Williams · 1 year ago
    My name would be Otaku, because I know way to much about comics, anime, video games, and movies, and I don't mind sharing my knowledge with any one who will listen (or those who don't)
  • Melissa · 1 year ago
    I don't know what it would be, maybe something like big boobs.
  • Meredith Peters · 1 year ago
    Juggster because I'm getting DD implants in 3 weeks.
  • Ken Robinson · 1 year ago
    Dropa Heap or Randy Mann
  • Grant Tingley · 1 year ago
    Ting Ting
    I would be a gangsta who doens't speak, and kills people with knives and hammers.
  • Sharon Jones · 1 year ago
    Janis the Jerk (long story!)
  • Dorothy Davidson · 1 year ago
    Needles and Pins
  • berwyn100 · 1 year ago
    My name would be Ms MysteryMisery
  • Wes · 1 year ago
    Dr. BARFNARD!
  • Theresa Shafer · 1 year ago
    Paris-migo.
  • Christine · 1 year ago
    Shady Lady. Thanks!
  • Betty Shoemaker · 1 year ago
    Boobles
  • Shaun Wallner · 1 year ago
    My gangster name would be Shaun the Slasher
  • veronica sandberg · 1 year ago
    Red Hot Mama
  • Manny · 1 year ago
    RockinRolla looks to be the movie that is getting Guy Ritchie out of the slump. Now that he's making Sherlock Holmes, and divorcing the black whole of time consumption Madonna, I think its going to get the ball rolling on his success again.

    My Gangster Name would be Dr. Scientist
  • Angela J · 1 year ago
    Big Momma
  • Clifton Wade · 1 year ago
    Baldy!
  • Arash A · 1 year ago
    Mint
  • jffryclough · 1 year ago
    Cappa
  • judy brittle · 1 year ago
    gun moll mama
  • David · 1 year ago
    Fat Tony
  • Nate · 1 year ago
    Gangsta Nate...sucka!
  • Shakeia Rieux · 1 year ago
    la borracha
  • Andrew · 1 year ago
    The Manimal
  • James Pecoraro · 1 year ago
    jimmy the whop
  • Shannon · 1 year ago
    Ghetto Girl.
  • Tony Ricci · 1 year ago
    It would be Ricci Nubs
  • Michelle L · 1 year ago
    Mistress Momma
  • Timothy Sternberg · 1 year ago
    It’s hard to top Boris the Blade AKA Boris the Bullet-Dodger.
  • Ribeka Kim · 1 year ago
    SPILLY
  • Carol Mathesen · 1 year ago
    My name would be "G-Ma Kool
  • Anne · 1 year ago
    hmm

    I don't think I can say as its kind of "rude" lol

    I'm well known for my green eyes so I could be "Eyez"

    I have big feet, so I could be "Boatz"


    I think I'll go with ANNIE tha ANGLO

    Snatch is one of those movies that Guy Ritchie directed that I can watch over and over and over and never get sick of it!

    Thanks
  • Thomas Semesky · 1 year ago
    Thomas the Terminator
  • alison · 1 year ago
    I think I'd dig "Big Bertha" or "Mad Mama". Thanks!
  • Dave · 1 year ago
    The Davester. Some of my friends call me that anyway.
  • Julie · 1 year ago
    The best name for him is Freeman
  • Lynnelle · 1 year ago
    Deadly kisses or Papa's Girl
  • NICHOLAS NIEVES · 1 year ago
    thanks
  • Eva · 1 year ago
    my nickname would be yo mamma
    that way if someone was ever like hey who you think you is
    I'd be all like "yo mamma"
  • keith james · 1 year ago
    benny the hat goodman
  • Eric · 1 year ago
    Lil' E
  • LInda Moeller · 1 year ago
    Lusty Linda
  • Teresa · 1 year ago
    My name would be Leggs. Because I am 6'3" and my legs are very long.
  • BigWord · 1 year ago
    Who won?
  • Sito · 1 year ago
    I would be Tessie Twoshoes.
  • Vicky Boackle · 1 year ago
    the vic.
  • mack · 1 year ago
    I would be Welsh Mickey. Partially because Welsh descent mainly because I bitch about everything...
  • Kayce C · 1 year ago
    Eva Night
  • Mary · 1 year ago
    I would be 1-2-3, as I would be following One-Two always! Gotta love that man!
  • J Chaborek · 1 year ago
    Jay Dee
  • Rosanne Morrison · 1 year ago
    rockin rosie
  • Annie G · 1 year ago
    The Ridiculous A.L.G.
  • Jill · 1 year ago
    My name would be Jaded Jill, who shoots to kill.
  • Ravi · 1 year ago
    Bane
  • Pat N · 1 year ago
    Carlo Jr
  • Reyn · 1 year ago
    Two Toed Betty
  • julieh · 1 year ago
    my gangsta name would be ho-bag!
  • K. Cleaver · 1 year ago
    I would be Mamasita.
  • Jillian Veit · 1 year ago
    Jillian the Ripper
  • Adam Brunke · 1 year ago
    Big B
  • Jim W. · 1 year ago
    James the weirdo
  • Jeanette Jackson · 1 year ago
    I think Moll Danish
  • Anthony Hedden · 1 year ago
    Tessie Twoshoes.
  • Martha · 1 year ago
    I like Squeaks McCallister.
  • James Davidson · 1 year ago
    The Crusher
  • stupendousdan · 1 year ago
    Snatchie McSnatchattack
  • jennifer slusser · 1 year ago
    I'm gonna go with
    The Jenral
  • Crystal · 1 year ago
    Pistol
  • phillip stacy · 1 year ago
    blade
  • Sandy M · 1 year ago
    The Ol' Lady
  • israel y · 1 year ago
    the beast
  • Sierra Martin · 1 year ago
    NumNum
  • Kelly · 1 year ago
    I'd be "Wicked Pissa"
  • Alex · 1 year ago
    My Gangsta name would definitely have to be:

    El Toro

    short-tempered hispanic with a trigger happy finger...someone that no one should really mess with
  • Doug · 1 year ago
    Fat Stacks
  • Patti D · 1 year ago
    The Wall, because NO ONE would get through.
  • John · 1 year ago
    Chopper, I would be a bad ass
  • Kathleen Lewis · 1 year ago
    thugette katt
  • Jay French · 1 year ago
    Wanamocha Foam
  • Nena Sinclair · 1 year ago
    My name would be Mama's Little Helper! :-)
  • Timothy W. · 1 year ago
    Heavy Beef T-Bone (Stolen from the name of a steak in a New Orleans Restaurant - obviously I don't remember the name of the restaurant.)
  • George Casson · 1 year ago
    Benny The Dirk
  • pamr · 1 year ago
    I've got enough to do without being a movie!
  • joanna smith · 1 year ago
    My gangsta name would be Velvet - as in Velvet Revolver, talk a smooth talk, walk a
    smooth walk, but don't let that smooth as silk exterior fool you! Oh yea!
  • karen gonzalez · 1 year ago
    My Gangsta name would be " The Gonz" not to be confused with "the Fobnz" lol
  • Lori · 1 year ago
    Lori aka "Loefah" You don't mess with that! and if you don't know what it means, you
    just look stupid
  • christopher h · 1 year ago
    wasp, as in "look how white that guy is, that wasp ain't in the mafia"
  • getrich83 · 1 year ago
    My gangsta name would be: Lady Ice
  • Casey Becher · 1 year ago
    I'd be Socca Mom.
  • Samantha Pruitt · 1 year ago
    Sucka Punch!
  • Jayme Isaacs · 1 year ago
    My Gangsta Name Would Be Rocko
  • Auriette · 1 year ago
    My gangsta name would be Bullseye because I'm such a great shot. Seriously.
  • Kelly Pollock-Clemett · 1 year ago
    supafly
  • Freddy Clemett · 1 year ago
    triggerfinger
  • natasha · 1 year ago
    Peaches The Sweetness White
  • Jannet Tseng · 1 year ago
    The Black Widow
  • Buddy Garrett · 1 year ago
    Merciless Ed from Toledo
  • kathy pease · 1 year ago
    smokin mama ;)
  • Amana · 1 year ago
    Fancy Face
  • Arlenee · 1 year ago
    My name would be Cherry!
  • Sharold · 1 year ago
    Bob the bopper
  • Aimee V · 1 year ago
    My name would be Ella Snow.
  • NATALIE · 1 year ago
    my gangstername would be ~ SEXYBITCH ! LOL
  • Sand · 1 year ago
    The Dicer!
  • Andrew · 1 year ago
    Shimetti "Showman" Walker
  • Janet · 1 year ago
    unlucky
  • donnak4 · 1 year ago
    Call me Baby.
  • tracey c · 1 year ago
    madonna
  • Nick · 1 year ago
    Tricky Nick (Trick for short)
    Or
    Greg "The Grenade" Howlitz
  • Grace · 1 year ago
    Shorty G
  • Zoey Smith · 1 year ago
    If I were to start in a Guy Ritchie movie, my gangsta name would be 'mama z.'
  • Renee We · 1 year ago
    MeMe cause it is all about me in gangster land...I am not a team player.
  • Paulie Smith · 1 year ago
    My gangsta name would have to be crackerP.
  • Lily Kwan · 1 year ago
    Black Lily
  • Suanne Giddings · 1 year ago
    Gangsta Granny
  • regina groppi · 1 year ago
    My name would be nonie
  • Tammy Kennedy · 1 year ago
    moonshade
  • Peggy Gorman · 1 year ago
    Pretty Peg
  • NICHOLAS NIEVES · 10 months ago
    SNOWMAN