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Film School Rejects: Outrage! Calumny! Uwe Boll’s Postal Won’t Be In a Theater Near You!

  • Brian C. Gibson · 1 year ago
    This is total censorship...and not quite the opp-o-site
  • Ryan D. W. · 1 year ago
    Hohum. My life will feel quite incomplete until I see this artsy bit of film at my local cinema. I'm not sure what I shall do that weekend now. Probably lock myself in my bedroom and use my own tears for lube. Hohum.
  • Allynd Dudnikov · 1 year ago
    I cannot believe this insult on our freedom! WE MUST HAVE BOLL! They're just afraid this genius will get Americans to think different and open their eyes!

    Heil Boll, HEIL DAS FUHER-MAKER!
  • sdfhsgb · 1 year ago
    Uwe Boll can suck my cock. Total piece of shit. Not even capable of humor, kill him now
  • Alphamatroxom · 1 year ago
    Did he suddenly make a movie that's watchable? As far as I know, everything else he's ever made is utter shit
  • david · 1 year ago
    i agree with Alphamatroxom he hasnt made a single interesting movie yet
  • Nick · 1 year ago
    First, let me say, MISTAKE!!!! 150 BILLION theatres???? Thats more than 10 times as many people on the planet. Thats like 20 theatres for every man woman and child on earth......
  • Jared · 1 year ago
    ^ Whoooooosh!
  • raven · 1 year ago
    I think this article is a sarcastic joke, which is aimed at the fact that everyone in there right mind hates his movies as he destroys well known game titles with his extremely *&^$ed up movies of them which is not worth 2 cents to watch.
  • Gemeaux333 · 1 year ago
    I know someone who can help us to take back Postal:

    Michael Moore

    And I've send him an E-mail !