DISQUS

Film School Rejects: Ohio 24-Hour Science Fiction Marathon Wrap-Up

  • Cole Abaius · 1 year ago
    Film Making 101 from Lady Terminator: Get an actress with a perfect figure and show her topless and blowing things up throughout most of the movie. Also, include a Pakistani-looking Bronson Pinchot. For some reason.

    This method always spells success. Take notes, Michael Bay. There's still time to rewrite Transformers 2.
  • Kevin Kelly · 1 year ago
    How on earth are you not dead after sitting through all of this.
  • Kevin Carr · 1 year ago
    How do you know we're not dead? We could all be possessed by netherregion-snakes like Lady Terminator.