DISQUS

Tenika · 1 year ago

And this is precisely why I take my birth control everyday at 10 AM on the dot.
Reg · 1 year ago

"...Hello Mmmmmummy...I love you...Can I have some more? NO I want more more more Awrrrrrrhhgghhhhhh..."

*Bloody scream
"ARHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGHHH" *Hork!
"It's ok mmmmmummmy its alright you won't hurt me anymore..."

Now thats what I call creepy.
Robert Fure · 1 year ago

People sometimes ask "How many 8 year olds could you beat up?" Well I train for crap like this man, and its now how many - its how long. I don't care if there's a million of them, I'm so adept at kicking children's asses that I could fight them non-stop for 8 hours. Now that's what I call a full day's work.
Jeremy M · 1 year ago

People should start being afraid of teenagers again... like they did in the 60s