DISQUS

Film School Rejects: New G.I. Joe Character Photos: The Epic Failure Continues

  • Cole_Abaius · 10 months ago
    Who in the what now?? Are fifth-graders making this movie??

    Are we getting punk'd? Ashton! Come out from behind the bushes right this instant!
  • CaptainReg0981 · 10 months ago
    I'm holding a bat in case he comes out. Here bata bata bata!!
  • Cole_Abaius · 10 months ago
    Since the verbage on the ID sounds like it was written by a sophomore in high school, I decided to translate it into French and then back into English:

    "The doctor is a brilliant scientist that always develops the last technologies to help the efforts of James McCullen and of Industries of March. Certain of its experiences treat the spirit check. .. Other and questionable acts."

    Much, much better.
  • RobertFure · 10 months ago
    I REFUSE TO BELIEVE ANY OF THIS IT IS A HORRIBLE WAKING NIGHTMARE. I REJECT YOUR REALITY AND SUBMIT MY OWN. In my own reality, Cobra Commander is Cobra Commander and not a reject Dr. Mindbender are you FUCKING KIDDING ME.

    Capital letters cannot express my utter rage.
  • Adam_Sweeney · 10 months ago
    This movie is going to do decently, MAYBE, in the first weekend from fanboy support. Then it's to hell for Joe.
  • Arou101 · 10 months ago
    I think they're attempting to squeeze some Watchmen viral marketing out of this... but Watchmen viral marketing is cheeky and fun, this shit is just sad.
  • Chris · 10 months ago
    Is Breaker that guy who played Pedro in Napolean Dynamite? And Zartan... Jesus! Master of Disguise? Really? 'Cause he looks like one of those military recruiters you'd see hanging around the mall by the Boardwalk Fries.

    Wow. This is just... wow.
  • Rob_Hunter · 10 months ago
    I joked in an earlier post comparing this movie to the "classic" Megaforce. Now I'm thinking that's an insult to Megaforce.
  • Jeremy_M · 10 months ago
    is this a kids movie?
  • Omek · 10 months ago
    Weak...weak!!!
  • Yo Ho · 10 months ago
    Breaker as Locutus of Borg, Cobra Viper as a bomb squad guy with black hockey mask, Cobra Commander as Dr. Mindbender with hair, and Zartan as the latest character on Mad Men. That or a used car salesman.
  • NOOO JOE!!! · 10 months ago
    If thats the case, then they ruined the movie before it even came out. If they dont have cobra commander, then what is the point.
  • Tenika · 10 months ago
    This isn't real. Joseph wouldn't do this to me.
  • ballsdeep324 · 10 months ago
    There is a silver lining if this movie tanks...

    Maybe Stephen Sommers will never be allowed to make a movie people would want to see...

    Because all he seems capable of doing is taking an idea that gets people excited, ingesting it, digesting it, then crapping this product onto a 35mm film reel.

    Or, are they shooting this film in HD? If so, he'll crap into a hard drive...
  • dave · 10 months ago
    total fail!
  • Joshi · 10 months ago
    "Does anyone else feel really bad for Joseph Gordon-Levitt?" Hell yes. In an ideal world, Levitt will get a huge paycheck from this, and then keep churning out the indie movies he's been excellent in.

    That said, I can't judge this movie too much yet, I want to wait for the trailer first and then make my mind up, but I have little faith in Stephen Sommers.
  • Aleric · 10 months ago
    What the hell is this CRAP. Zartan in a suit and looking like a banker? Wait, Wait, let me guess, they Doctor will have a bad German accent and a helper named Igor?? Breaker looks like a bad 80's commerical selling the spy gear crap. Major Fail on their parts.
  • Aleric · 10 months ago
    What the hell is this CRAP. Zartan in a suit and looking like a banker? Wait, Wait, let me guess, the Doctor will have a bad German accent and a helper named Igor?? Breaker looks like a bad 80's commerical selling the spy gear crap. Major Fail on their parts.
  • Meli · 10 months ago
    I hate Stephen Sommers and the whole marketing team on this movie. I can't believe how utterly horrible these are...the posters are steller next to this shit.
  • Tenika · 10 months ago
    "Does anyone else feel really bad for Joseph Gordon Levitt?"

    He is the only reason this movie has a glimmer of hope. I know this movie looks like a steaming pile of sh*t, but it can't be terrible right? I refuse to believe Joseph would do this to me!
  • Ronnie_S · 10 months ago
    Wouldn't you think the movie would sell better if they showed the iconic hooded Cobra Commander later or even in a potential sequel. It's like showing the face of Darth Vader on the poster for A New Hope.
  • dureggersc · 10 months ago
    seriously, these HAVE to be fakes. The Cobra Viper is the exact same design as the soldiers in the video game Army of Two. Google that shit....
  • RobertFure · 10 months ago
    Who is that stylish metal-headed man in your photo? Clearly its not Laird Destro, because he is a man in a business suit, Stephen Sommers told me so.
  • RobertFure · 10 months ago
    Update: I'm still really, really upset about this.
  • Blade16707 · 10 months ago
    Wheres Sgt. Slaughter when you need him?
  • robert · 10 months ago
    This screams of studio misinformation.Make us THINK were getting good stuff so that when it sucks and the REAL syuff comes out at the super bowl we will wanna blow ourselves
  • Mladen · 10 months ago
    Can't say it looks any worse than the outfits in the new star wars film to be honest.
  • Chris · 10 months ago
    I... I... I'm speechless
  • Marcus O' Cleary · 10 months ago
    After seeing the black uniforms and beholding Storm Shadow in white Adidas and coat-and-tails(sans top hat), I said to myself, they can't screw up Zartan...
  • Daniel · 10 months ago
    BTW FYI Cobra Commander has not been revealed yet and these pictures judging by their awful appearcance are obviously fake. So I do not believe in these pictures.
  • Brett · 10 months ago
    i so hope your right.........
  • robert · 9 months ago
    I hope for this movie to be succesful. You get the characters to be as close to the carrtoon series as possible. It seems to me you have the All American GI Joe team in line------ as for COBRA. You have lots to work on. Cobra Commander better not be anything except the hooded crazed evil mastermind of world domination!!!!! Destro should have a metal face. If you are going to bring the doctor Mindbinder in for round 2 to create his Lord Sepentor you better get the characters in line !!!!!!
  • dick face · 7 months ago
    when are they going to stop short changing us with shit like this? and yes i am speaking intelligently. i pick my words. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH HOLLYWOOD? they cant get a set story and make it into a movie if they had to save the damn world. what a bunch of fuck ups.
  • atangaraj · 1 month ago
    such a great creation of the director MUMMY, i enjoyed it