DISQUS

Film School Rejects: New ‘G.I. Joe’ Posters Continue To Push Mediocrity

  • Voltron · 10 months ago
    as long as they keep showing Scarlett and The Baroness, im good.
  • Brian Rodden · 10 months ago
    Snake Eyes looks pretty cool, but the movie is probably going to suck.
  • CaptainReg0981 · 10 months ago
    Baroness, Snake Eyes, and The Baroness is cool but the poster needs more things to it. Have any got the original poster maker of Star Wars Trilogies. Even Iron Man Theater Poster is much better than these. Why can they have Destro holding the mask like a thespian looking at it thinking he will be that Silver dome'd head freak? Now that would be a cool poster. Or maybe Baroness is on the ground laying on her stomach holding the Destro mask and licking it. Now that's hot!
  • TonyRockyHorror · 10 months ago
    man, i love MegaForce with so much love.
  • Meli · 10 months ago
    Yaaaawn. Though I like the Snake Eyes poster the style seems to fit his character, but the rest are a bore.
  • Cole_Abaius · 10 months ago
    Those costumes look like they took the old Starship troopers uniforms and dipped them in black ink. Sexily dipped them in black ink.
  • RobertFure · 10 months ago
    At least it's not showing off the huge bulky robot armor from the other production stills. The one dude looked like he had a boombox on his chest. And I'm not going to throw Paramount under the bus yet. They did awesome with Transformers. I will however begin blaming Sommers now, because he's never made a good movie. Scarlett, Snake Eyes, and the Baroness all look good. Scarlett is a good example of how you can update her look away from leather jackets or some sort of leotard with stars on it and keep the essence the same. All the other troops however lost all their personality and look like clones.
  • Jud · 10 months ago
    You can't really screw up Snake Eyes...he's an easy character to pull off. They didn't all dress the same in the show, so why do they dress the same in the movie? Cobra Commander can be the only saving grace, but the movie will still be just OK, if that. One or two good action scenes, and some throw back stuff will make it watchable, but its not going to be good, and that sucks because there should be a good live action GI Joe film.
  • Yo-Ho · 10 months ago
    Wishful thinking but maybe, just maybe, this is an origin film of the Joes and they'll eventually get their more personalized uniforms later in the film. But so far *yawn.* I'll wait for the reviews and maybe netflix it for the women pushing their asses out. That kind of thing can save almost any movie. Of course, having Wayan as Ripcord knocks it down by at least -100.
  • Aleric · 9 months ago
    Bland, bland, bland.......Who is their art director, he needs to be shot. Hell I can do a better job than pasting a photo with a typeface on the right hand side and some red snow falling.