DISQUS

Cole Abaius · 1 year ago

I could do the remake for $200,000. Just get me Natalie Portman and $100,000 worth of neon-orange paint.

You're lucky you said "most popular" instead of "best", Hunter, since Bird with the Crystal Plumage is the bomb, and everyone with two eyes knows it.

But yes, I'm actually excited about this remake. It would be cool to get Argento's seal of approval for it.
Robert Fure · 1 year ago

Argento. Over rated.

That is all.
Supernetuser · 1 year ago

Enough with the remakes! A Goonies remake and now a Suspiria remake? Enough with the remakes I tell you! Suspiria being remade is sacrilege. I first saw the movie-that-doesn't-make sense at all over my apple strudle, right when the worms fall from the ceiling. Not a good combination. This sensation is rather like eating in the middle of ER. Don't do that.
crazygeorgejew · 1 year ago

the things i would do to natalie portman would be sick..
Robert Fure · 1 year ago

the things I would do would be healthy