DISQUS

Cole Abaius · 1 year ago

Now I'm glad I didn't post bail for you after that scuffle in Louisiana. And, just for the record, I still don't forgive you for knocking me out and surgically removing my liver. While I can appreciate the deftness with which you removed it, I would have appreciated you at least selling the organ on the black market instead of throwing it in the dumpster in front of me after I woke up.

I hadn't thought about it much until now, but cotton really is the fabric of our lives.
Josh Radde · 1 year ago

"I prefer dressing myself in sharp bits of metal and broken glass, the better with which to hug the homeless." Very nice, sir. That got a hearty chuckle out of me.
Adam · 1 year ago

Robert Fure is the best writer on this website!