DISQUS

Atomic Popcorn · 9 months ago

I only decided to comment on this post, a good one, for the image you pulled in. Scarlett is gorgeous. Man she is stinking hot!
BillBrasky · 9 months ago

Bruce Campbell is an aphrodisiac
DMuff · 9 months ago

A women with these oh so awesome qualities will be a women only interested in other women.
FilmFemme · 9 months ago

The only thing that offends me about this post is that it's not actually - whaddya call it - funny. Bacon grease? Are you trying to get a gig at Maxim?
RobertFure · 9 months ago

If you can find me a man not sexually attracted to bacon, I'll buy you a pound of bacon. If you think you've found one, all you've found is a liar.
Rob_Hunter · 9 months ago

Get out your pink checkbook Fure... I'm a man not sexually attracted to bacon. Vegetarians tend not to swing that way. (But I would consider a quick handjob from a spicy chicken sandwich.)
FilmFemme · 9 months ago

See? That was funny!

My point wasn't the validity of the list, just that these jokes have been done to death, especially the "smell like bacon/beer/motor oil" one.

But now I've analyzed it way past me looking like a douche. So, oh well.
The One Two · 9 months ago

Who ever thought that Steve Martin was funny?