DISQUS

Film School Rejects: Movie Style Guy: Become a Twilighter!

  • AllyndDudnikov · 1 year ago
    What the hell are these teams anyways?
  • Heavensburden · 1 year ago
    Wow There are actually Team Jacob shirts!! SHIBBY CAKES! I generally tick people off on Youtube by my anti Edwardian ways :D
    Allynd the teams are basically saying what man you're routing for. Team Edward is the most popular because little girls don't understand he's a prick, and Team Jacob is going for the werewolf. The teams are pointless really, Edward wins, and here's a SPOILER ((so don't read if you don't want)) Jacob inprints on Bella and Edward's daughter. SOOOooooo uh... Jacob .. I love him.. silly pedophile woofy dog :D
  • Ronnie_S · 1 year ago
    I've got everything covered. Earth-tones, check. Not seeing Twilight, check. Male over 18, check. Show skin... damn, it's winter and I'm pale! Tell you what, I definitely won't make my hair look like Syndrome's from The Incredibles.
  • Arou101 · 1 year ago
    MAINSTREAM MARKETING! YAY!

    Ugh... I'm glad South Park went ahead an parodied this crime against humanity before the movie debuted.
  • Homero · 1 year ago
    I recently got a job at the box office of a local theater and I've been showing the managers the reports of Twilight insanity...they haven't let more than 3 people take off and I have to work a double shift on Saturday...sounds bad right? I'll just let my hair fall all greasy like and spike up the back to appear emo so I can get some underage hotties...I'm bringing back pedophilia like it's no one's business (b/c it isn't).